Things To Be In 2003 (40578 hits)
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Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2002-12-31 03:37:08 EST
For no really good reason, the following is a list of things that I hope to see in 2003:
* Impeachment of George W. Bush
* Donnie Darko
* Non-crazy people singing and/or dancing while walking down the street
* Every episode of Seinfeld and The Simpsons on DVD
* The new Department of Homeland Security in action!
* The conversion of the US into the most brutal fascist police state in history thanks to the new Department of Homeland Security!
* This one really cute tall girl who works at the Gene Siskel Film Center
* Flying cars
* More corporate bankruptcies - those were fun! You're next, AOL!
* Any Chicago sports team finish its season NOT in last place (and no, hockey is not a sport)
* The triumphant return of Billy Ocean
* Imprisonment of George W. Bush
* A color I've never seen before
* Aliens (the creatures, not the movie)
* The whole of humanity living together in peace and harmony
* George W. Bush becoming the prison bitch of a black man named Rufus (fyi - George W. Bush's prison bitch name is "The Rear Queer", courtesy of http://www.prisonbitchname.com/)
* More television shows about dating, police chases, and neighbors fucking up each others houses
* The acknowledgement of California as a sovereign nation
* New soft drink - Pepsi Gray
* Robots that can wash and fold my clothing
* More use of the words "weirdsmobile" and "scoot" in casual lingo
* Movies that emphasize characters and plot instead of special effects and J-Lo's ass
* Mount Rushmore
* A politician with balls
* More unsanctioned art in public places
* A cellular phone that never loses its signal
* More websites like Maddox's (http://maddox.xmission.com/)
and last but not least, the final thing that I hope to see in 2003:
* Plenty of hot young naked women. And no, hockey is still not a sport.
User Reviews
Submitted by Hexavier (user info) at 2006-03-16 13:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Just for tuning "Dubya" into a prison bitch!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-21 05:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for Bush hating.
-4 because Hockey is a fucking sport.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-06-20 16:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hockey rocks, and I'm not even from Canada. ;-)
George W. Bush rocks too. So glad he won again ... shows you that millions more Americans got it right.
-2 for you.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-13 17:03:02 EDT (#)
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What a beater.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-21 21:36:31 EDT (#)
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I like reading BartBart's old stuff.
It's fun in a wierd sort of way.
Submitted by britrock513 (user info) at 2005-05-21 21:30:08 EDT (#)
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just because
Submitted by ATILLAtheGREAT (user info) at 2005-04-10 21:00:47 EDT (#)
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Its 2005 fuck face
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-04-10 20:45:56 EDT (#)
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woooo. old post
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2005-04-03 11:31:13 EDT (#)
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MADDOX IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!
Submitted by ShamusVincent <ShamusVincent.at.optonline.net> at 2004-08-26 20:51:51 EDT (#)
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+1 for donnie darko
+1 for George Bush/Homeland Security
and screw all the hockey fans...its not a sport
Submitted by Rae <GoLeafsGo.at.LeafsRule.com> at 2004-08-20 18:08:14 EDT (#)
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"hockey's not a sport"?...
you're a waste of cells. We should kill you; you're taking up important oxygen.
Submitted by m at 2004-07-29 16:15:25 EDT (#)
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Only a stupid american would bash hockey.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-05-31 23:59:19 EDT (#)
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Hockey kicks your ass, bart.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-04-29 13:04:29 EDT (#)
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"(and no, hockey is not a sport)"
Up yurse ass-face!
Submitted by Staccers (user info) at 2004-04-29 12:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop using my oxygen, hippie.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-16 12:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you crossed the line by dissing hockey, dude.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-03-02 11:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hockey is not a sport?
wow, you're obviously not from Minnesota.
I never thought I'd say this but -2 for you, Bart.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-12-28 15:17:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Milkman (user info) at 2003-12-19 11:10:59 (#)
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-2 for the George Bush/Homeland Secutiry comments.
:(
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+2 for the same reasons.
Submitted by Milkman (user info) at 2003-12-19 11:10:59 EST (#)
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-2 for the George Bush/Homeland Secutiry comments.
:(
Submitted by Kali (user info) at 2003-12-16 10:19:36 EST (#)
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Anyone who doesn't like hockey is a sap.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-25 11:54:24 EST (#)
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That was pretty good, and whats so funny is that i use the word SCOOT in almost everyother sentence, good on ya buddy.
Submitted by MYNAME <myname.at.mystupidjob.com> at 2003-11-21 14:47:37 EST (#)
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Pretty funny. I agree about the hockey thing.
Submitted by PeanutButterflie (user info) at 2003-11-11 03:22:34 EST (#)
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maddox's web page rules the world
Submitted by jazzy_jazz_ (user info) at 2003-11-01 03:55:06 EST (#)
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+1 for hoping Bush is impeached.
+1 for hoping he's imprisoned.
Submitted by MeggieEll (user info) at 2003-10-25 14:07:37 EDT (#)
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-2 for the "hocky's not a sport" bullshit. +1 for Bush's impeachment and hope for future prison bitch status. +1 for AOL's bankruptcy
Submitted by uliq_m_diq (user info) at 2003-10-07 12:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good list
I want to see McDonald's thumb their nose at the American Heart Association and kick of their new "Eat Whatever The Hell You Want!" campaign. With their new flagship item: The Breakfast Chimichanga, a deep-fried, overstuffed breakfast burrito topped with cheese sauce and a dollop of sour cream
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-10-06 00:43:51 EDT (#)
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Pretty soon, you'll have to update this.
You could call it 'Things I Want To See More In 2004'
Submitted by DarkAnarchist235 (user info) at 2003-10-02 18:53:47 EDT (#)
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What's with the anti-Bush crap here? I don't think we should be singling him out here. Let's take out every single politican in this country! Daschle, Ashcroft, Gray Davis, they're all fair game! Oh, except local Government (city and county); they haven't become assholes yet.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-09-29 18:49:27 EDT (#)
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Cubs win!! Cubs win!!
It's not the same without hearing Harry Caray
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-09-28 03:48:11 EDT (#)
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"And I'm loving the fact that the Cubs are still in the playoff race with only 3 games to go."
Uh... the Cubs won the NL Central Division championship today.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-09-28 03:37:04 EDT (#)
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I wonder if all the fourth reich supporters have changed theiR tune in light of the current events surrounding Bush and his go to war reasons. And if they haven't, what's it going to take? Does G.W. have to come to your house and rape your mothers in front of you?
And I'm loving the fact that the Cubs are still in the playoff race with only 3 games to go. I would root for my hometown team... but no team has done worse since the 'Amazin Mets.
Submitted by GRiM_PeePeR (user info) at 2003-09-24 15:23:43 EDT (#)
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"Lorin" shut up.
And as it seems it wasn't meant to be laugh out loud funny, just kinda "heh heh" humor.
You dolt.
Submitted by skelts39 (user info) at 2003-09-24 15:23:39 EDT (#)
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not only is hockey a sport, it is THE sport.
Submitted by GRiM_PeePeR (user info) at 2003-09-24 15:18:46 EDT (#)
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DONNIE DARKO!
+2 for mentioning that great movie!
Submitted by Lyndsey at 2003-09-20 01:21:55 EDT (#)
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Yeah Bush is doing a terrific job of protecting our rights. Oh wait protecting and repressing don't mean the same thing- whoops. What is wrong with you people? I truly don't understand how people can say he is protecting our rights when in reality he is taking many of them away, did you know that the police no longer need a warrant to go into your homes, what about airport "security"? Don't get me started.
Submitted by Lorin <lorin31084.at.aol.com> at 2003-09-19 21:11:24 EDT (#)
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All I want to see in 2003 is people like you not being allowed to make web pages. It surprises me that you like Maddox's page because he, unlike you, is funny.
Submitted by Lauren at 2003-09-19 21:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All I want to see in 2003 is people like you not being allowed to make web pages. It surprises me that you like Maddox's page because he, unlike you, is funny.
Submitted by Secession (user info) at 2003-09-19 09:31:33 EDT (#)
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Amusing, not hilarious. I do find it amazing that Americans are still unable to distinguish the political landscape as containing more than 'commies' and 'good guys'. Amazing and a little sad.
Submitted by illidurit (user info) at 2003-09-13 04:04:19 EDT (#)
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Anyone know that when bush was in his 20s, he impregnated a teenage girl and then had his dad set up an illegal abortion?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-09-06 18:06:03 EDT (#)
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Bush should be impeached because, among countless other things, he's a moron. I won't go into the other reasons, because I believe that stupidity is more than grounds for impeachment.
Submitted by Vicki at 2003-09-02 18:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Amen to THE OTTER.
Another thing, for what reason should we impeach Bush? What has he done? He has tried to protect this country and defend YOUR right to say whatever the fuck you want. Without a strong president to defend our country, people, and rights, we would be like the countries of the middle east: oppressed. Next time you want to impeach our President, remember that you have the freedom suggest it. Remember also why you have that freedom. Semper Fi and God Bless the USA!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-08-17 23:25:41 EDT (#)
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they have robots that can wash clothes, chicago bears were good like 2 yrs ago, but now they sux,they have flying cars and they cost $250,000 (it was in car and driver and popular science),peace will never happen, go to italy if u wanna see a shitload of good art in public (esp.florence)
Submitted by Ashlee <private> at 2003-08-15 00:19:55 EDT (#)
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(monotone voice) Yes, white people are so oppressed and discriminated against. We must do something to end the hatred. White people should be accepted regardless of their skin color. Damn that racial profiling. The stereotypes we caucaisians face are so difficult to overcome. When will it end?
Submitted by God <Catter123.at.aol.com> at 2003-07-26 02:54:39 EDT (#)
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You're right, you do need to see Donnie Darko. That movie kicks ass!
Submitted by George Dubbya Bush <GBush.at.Whitehouse.com> at 2003-07-24 09:56:51 EDT (#)
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Leave me alone...
Submitted by K420 (user info) at 2003-07-14 14:39:32 EDT (#)
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- ANY Philadelphia Professional Sports Championship
- Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein get caught ALIVE
- KILL off ALL terrorists
- I would also like to see more writers like Maddox / Tucker Max / Tard Blog
- Me getting rich in a way other then working (i.e. Lottery, Lawsuit against some Massive Corporate Industry, Find something worth millions of dollars)
- TV Shows that people can ACTUALLY get hurt on
- Getting laid more often
- Hockey IS NOT a sport, Frenchie
Submitted by michaelahunt (user info) at 2003-07-13 09:24:57 EDT (#)
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I love how the heading rhymes.
Submitted by funkthemonkey (user info) at 2003-06-25 23:21:16 EDT (#)
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agent fubar, you are a dumbass.
maddox is what some people call a humorist. he jokes and says things for the sole purpose of pissing you off.
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2003-06-22 18:13:13 EDT (#)
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* Any Chicago sports team finish its season NOT in last place (and no, hockey is not a sport)
hhhhhhahahahhahahahaha
* A color I've never seen before
Like ninja?
* Imprisonment of George W. Bush
* Impeachment of George W. Bush
* George W. Bush becoming the prison bitch of a black man named Rufus (fyi - George W. Bush's prison bitch name is "The Rear Queer", courtesy of http://www.prisonbitchname.com/)
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhah, i like how the dont just come one after another, but yet spaced out.
* More websites like Maddox's (http://maddox.xmission.com/)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
* Plenty of hot young naked women. And no, hockey is still not a sport.
definitely
Submitted by Agent_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-06-12 11:24:48 EDT (#)
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How can you advocate peace and harmony whole promoting Maddox, thers no way he'd stand for peace and harmony
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-05-22 01:47:23 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=783
Submitted by RyanValor (user info) at 2003-05-21 13:18:33 EDT (#)
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I want to see most of those things in the coming year too!
BUSH SUCKS, THAT CAPITALIST PIG and or CAPITALIST DOG!
Submitted by Istaros <archon_templar.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-05-15 04:56:44 EDT (#)
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OK?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-05-15 04:42:49 EDT (#)
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Its really not that hard. We are all people and we don't lose the right to be a person upon joining the service. I have always had a very colorful personality and been a very unique individual and I still am. The only difference is I now live halfway accross the world and I actually have a sense of responsibility. Oh, and before I forget a BIG FUCK YOU Istaros for existing.
Submitted by Istaros <archon_templar.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-05-15 04:12:19 EDT (#)
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"I could go on, but why? It is obvious that the services ( all of them) are a tool for
manufacturing unquestioning, authoritarian mongoloids who will obay, do as they are told & never
question an order, no matter how insane? The resulting mind cripples are employable in all the menial service positions that our global economy is quickly producing now, that the manufacturing process' are mostly automated."
yidele, I've considered going into the military, and it has to do with the reasons above. Not because I "wanna be uh souljer," nor because I want extra college tuition; I just think it would be challenging to be able to maintain a sense of individuality while at the same excelling in the duties of the job given to me. I think it would be a challenge, and I love a challenge.
Of course, I'm probably insane...
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-05-15 03:43:01 EDT (#)
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"Your kitchen's upstairs? That's bizarre." Its not strange whenever you live in your parents basement. Which, I assume, he does.
Submitted by mike at 2003-05-14 17:59:17 EDT (#)
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the white sox winning the world series!!!!
Submitted by bellauk (user info) at 2003-05-14 11:30:35 EDT (#)
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oh you people seriously need to get OUT OF THE HOUSE MORE or cetainly up the dosage.. I got so bored reading the opinions that I just skipped to the top.. Girls do play hockey on this side of the pond classic PE lesson if you go to an all girls school and trust me my big bummed games mistress would def say that hockey is a sport , though I will agree that it crap at least in the states you guys play it on ice which gives it the add evil death dimesion , it does hold the same appeal when your playing in the freezing cold whilist it's pissing it down with rane one friday afternoon in march trust me ! as for things i would like to see this year if you weer interested which your probably not as spending farrrrrrrrrr to much time composing a witty remark thus in the vain hope of denting myself -I'd give up now cos franky british and therefore the hold the divine right that I am alway right !
- George 'dubya'Bush caught in clinton like clinch with davey the white house gardener
- ability to clone self for one day so can send to work and do job instead of me
- the return of the A team to prime time telly along with airwolf
- 80's revival to fuck off it was shite the first time !! does no one remember leg warmers !
- Big brother to include porn, drungs , alcohol and weapons last one out alive wins ha ha ha
- finally make it to uni and thus on the path to total word domination
- on and tony blair to reveal what we all already know that he is darth vader - take a look at those eyes as my gran would say theres something of the demon in him ....
any way adios i've got countdown to watch and tea to drink
trala
Submitted by The Otter <suburbanator350.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-04-08 02:10:33 EDT (#)
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Yid--Dude, 'bout time you responded. I was beginning to think I won that argument. Oh, well. I typed in all caps, not to "YELL", but to differentiate between your text and mine. I suppose I coulda done that differently, but what's done is done. So when I get a momnent to respond I will do as such in a different manner so it doesn't appear thet I'm yelling
TTFN
Sparty--Hey, man, Yid and I are sitting here bitch slapping one another, you can't play.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-04-05 22:08:43 EST (#)
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btw, Army or Army Air Corps didn't do anything for us either. You must be confusing us with Germany. The furthest east that the us forces ever got was the river Elbe. Of course I am full of respect for the RAF which did supply our armed resistance - they had the balls which your armed services didn't. In a way I am glad that the US didn't try to help us - they'd have probably bombed the wrong place.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-04-05 22:01:12 EST (#)
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Posting in all caps doesn't do anything for the essence of your rant but it does serve one
instructional purpose - it underscores the fact that folks who have nothing of consequence to say
feel they have to yell.
While yelling may work for the brain dead boots you are used to mind-buggering, it does not work
here. Is the military service a copout for cum drunk fairies who can't handle real life (tm)? Yes,
it is. I claim it is so because ( as you've seen fit to corroborate) many of your victims can't
handle real life (tm) even after supposedly undergoing the tough school of life you'd have everyone believe to be the military. Just how much sense is there in a training people to be so tough that
they can't handle life outside the organization that trained them? How "tough" is a person who
cannot handle life in a world where arbitrary orders aren't automatically obayed? Not very.
I have had a number of friends & acquaintances who joined & two who made careers in the service & my reflection on this subject can be stated thusly: People who join the service having bought into the bullshit spoon fed them by recruiters are stupid. You'd have to be daft to believe that obaying arbitrary demands given by professional pederasts who hate you & want to break your individual will & submerge it in a pool of low grade moron manure, doing senseless make work, cleaning shitters, studying infantry squad tactics & earning radiculously low wages will somehow automagicaly make you a better person or teach you anything about life - it doesn't.
The military is a great way to manufactue conformists who haven't the motivation, the balls or the know-how to challenge real life(tm) problems. This is the primary reason why some more succeptible
folks have problems with adapting to real life. They have problems ( believe it or not) with
assertiveness, tend to be closed-minded & authoritarian. Not very creative, not terribly bright -
all things considered, the perfect candidate for a fried foods shift manager trainee. Why are they that way?
Assertiveness problems -
For the entire duration of their service they've been taught to obay without questioning the arbitrary orders of sadistic morons who liked the service enough to make it their home. The have been effectively castrated, deprived of initiative or even the abiliy to question somebody else's arbitrary & often senseless, stupid orders.
Not terribly bright -
they joined the service, remember? Either they bought the bullshit mystique of "soldiering" or (even worse ) the promise of college money. You really have to be dumb/lazy not to be able to make it without government handouts in your country.
Closed minded -
Servicefolk learn to do things the <insert service name here> way. They are instilled with the
certainty that the <insert service name here> way is the only way. Not much "thinking outside the
box" in the service, no sir.
Authoritarian -
RHIP - Rank Hath Its Priviledge they are told. Yours is not to question why. Is it a wonder that people purposely treated like shit in order to "teach them their place" learn that first & most basic lesson? Authority has to come from somewhere. In the real world, authority (mostly) is the result of status one has to earn by the application of skill & knowledge. A master carpenter is an authority because he has proven his ability & the acknowledgement of that ability gives him authority with respect to issues carpenterial. A martial artist has authority based on skill attained & verified. In the services authority is confered by means of arbitrary orders promoting anti-intellectual brown nosers constitutionally incapable of asking difficult questions. The inevitable result of that is the promotion of more mediocrities & destruction of any creative impulse lower ranks may have. This makes many of the folks who leave the service into authoritarian
assholes who seem to think that God himself conferred on them authority to treat other people (
unlucky to be dependant on them ) like shit. God help you if you should ever work or one of those
people, for while they take joy in maing you miserable, they will happily lave the ass of anyone
they consider to have "authority" - no matter how trivial - a police officer, a mailman or crossing
guard.
I could go on, but why? It is obvious that the services ( all of them) are a tool for
manufacturing unquestioning, authoritarian mongoloids who will obay, do as they are told & never
question an order, no matter how insane? The resulting mind cripples are employable in all the menial service positions that our global economy is quickly producing now, that the manufacturing process' are mostly automated. Why should a menial, a gardener, a stir-fry cook, a sewer cleaner, a busboy, a mindless call center emploee be required to think? what purpose does it serve to have human workers disposable as dixie cups question orders or challenge authority? After all - Good help is hard to find....
Submitted by Spartacus <dunno> at 2003-04-05 20:31:44 EST (#)
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OK. I'm new here and correct me if I am mistaken, but it seems that the little transcript of article reviews all rapidly degrade into a mediocre political debate authored by mostly primadonna's. I do not know about the rest of this community, but if I want to watch a political debate, I flip to a news channel or at least browse to a website that is specifically designed for debates - not some site designed for humor. I do not know why everyone always gets off on this exact same tangent.
Another thing, why do people care? Seriously, no one is actually going to change their opinion and even if they do, it is still inconsequential. Why is everyone getting so worked up about these posts? No one stuck this paper in your face and forced you to read this. Honestly, the arguments aren't even worth your time. For the fifteen to twenty minutes you take to write an argument, you could be spending this valuble time on thousands of other tasks instead of trying to impress some adolescent no-brainer halfway across the world. Pitiful.
Anyways, some parts of Bart's article was funny while others were pretty stupid. It made a pretty solid list.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-04-03 09:08:10 EST (#)
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and damn you Bart, I clicked on your little prison bitch name website and got so many popups that I had to reboot to clear it out
popups piss me off plus it's going to get me busted for being online instead of filling out budget variance reports
I'd like to see public executions return in 2003, but only for people who send popups ads or piss me off in some other way. For example, that stupid school bus driver that tries to cut me off every single morning of my life on my way to work.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-04-03 09:01:23 EST (#)
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I went to karate last night. Right as we were starting to spar, we all suddenly grabbed hockey sticks and started running up and down the gym for no apparent reason. I mean, its not like you need a puck to play hockey since no one ever scores.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-03 08:31:26 EST (#)
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Rock on, Otter.
Submitted by The Otter <suburbanator350.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-04-03 06:28:36 EST (#)
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TOOK ME A WHILE TO FIND THIS POST AGAIN TO RESPOND, COULDN'T REMEBER WHERE IT WAS...
I wasn't born in the states & i never claimed to have been. Prove your claim or learn to live with being a lying green piece of shit.
VERY WELL, I STAND CORRECTED, AFTER LOOKING AT YOUR OTHER POST (UBER LURKERS), NO YOU WEREN'T BORN IN THE STATES, HOWEVER YOU SAY THAT YOU SPENT HALF YOUR LIFE HERE. AND IN DOING THIS AND TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE OPPORTUNITIES PRESENTED YOU, YOU CAN STILL THANK THE US MILITARY. IF THEY HADEN'T DEFENDED OUR COUNTRY, YOU MAY NOT HAVE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO COME TO THE STATES, NOR TAKE ADVANTAGE OF AN EDUCATION.
I never joined the USMC or any other american military service because I considered it a terrible waste of my time - as it was, I didn't need to have some dumbass in uniform yelling at me to know how to get up, wash, eat, eliminate or parade.
THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE IGNORANT, MY FRIEND. SURE, IN BOOT CAMP YOU ARE TOLD WHEN TO SHIT, SHOWER, AND SHAVE, BUT THIS IS TO GET YOU USED TO FOLLOWING ORDERS. WHY DO YOU NEED TO FOLLOW ORDERS? BECAUSE HAVING A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC UNORGANIZED KNUCKLEHEADS RUNNING AROUND WOULDN'T GET THE JOB DONE. FOLLOWING THESE ORDERS GETS EVERYBODY THINKING THE SAME. NOT TO HAVE THE SAME IDEAS, BUT SO THAT YOU KNOW THE GUY NEXT TO YOU KNOWS WHAT TO DO AND HOW TO DO IT, WHEN TO DO IT, WHERE TO DO IT. TEAMWORK IS STRESSED THROUGHOUT THE MILITARY BECAUSE INDIVIDUALS DON'T WIN BATTLES, A GROUP OF TRAINED PEOPLE WORKING TOGETHER DOES.
Those skills I do have, i got in the only school of life that is worth a shit - life itself.
I GOT PLENTY OF LIFE EXPERIENCE IN THE MARINE CORPS. I SAW THINGS AND DID THINGS I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE OTHERWISE AND I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING. BUT YOU BAD MOUTHING ANYBODY WHO DIDN'T GET AN EDUCATION FROM LIFE IS PRETTY ARROGANT. MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE MILITARY ARE ONLY 18 OR 19 YEARS OLD. ALL THEY KNOW IS HIGH SCOOL AND THEIR OWN TOWN.
The USMC never did a thing for me - the military is a copout for cumdrunk fairies like yourself who can't handle work, school or social life without some higher rank pederast telling them what to do, where to do it & how to wipe it up.
DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK THAT THERE ARE PLENTY OF REASONS A PERSON JOINS THE MILITARY? I JOINED BECAUSE BOTH MY DAD AND STEPDAD WERE MARINES AND THE STORIES THEY TOLD ME ABOUT THERE EXPERIANCE SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING I WANTED TO DO. I EVEN HAD A FULL RIDE SCHOLARSHIP TO CSU, BUT CHOSE TO JOIN THE MARINES INSTEAD. SOME PEOPLE JOIN TO GET A BETTER EDUCATION OR AT LEAST SOME SORT VOCATIONAL SKILLS. JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING ONE LEARNS IN THE MILITARY CAN BE APPLIED TO THEIR DAY TO DAY LIFE. I LEARNED TACT, BEARING, MANAGORIAL SKILLS, CRISIS AND STRESS MANGEMENT. I GAINED SELF DISCIPLINE AND LEADERSHIP SKILLS. MOST PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THE MILITARY ARE ABLE TO FUNCTION ON THEIR OWN IN CIVILIAN LIFE AFTERWARDS. WE TYPICALLY HAVE STRONGER WORK ETHICS AND BETTER ABILITIES TO COPE WITH SITUATIONS PLACED IN FRONT OF US.
AND DON'T TELL ME I JOINED BECAUSE I COULDN'T HANDLE WORK. I STARTED WORKING IN A RESTAURANT THREE YEARS BEFORE I WENT TO BOOT CAMP, AND AFTER SIX MONTHS, I WAS PRACTICALLY RUNNING THE JOINT. I'LL ADMIT I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE BECAUSE I WAS SICK OF SCHOOL, BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I WANTED TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE AND SEE WHERE IT WAS GOING TO TAKE ME. I DIDN'T HAVE MUCH OF A SOCIAL LIFE BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY GOING TO SCHOOL AND WORKING. NOT TO MENTION I GREW UP AROUND A HIGH SCHOOL THAT WAS CONSIDERED SECOND SNOBBIEST NEXT TO BEVERLY HILLS HIGH SCHOOL, AND I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE ASSOCIATING WITH THOSE ASHOLES. ABOUT 95% OF THE FINE YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN I MET IN THE MARINE CORPS DON'T FIT YOUR PROFILE AT ALL. THEY JUST CHOSE IT AS A JOB, MUCH LIKE THEY WOULD CHOOSE ANY JOB. THE MILITARY HAS MANY GREAT BENIFITS AND SOME PEOPLE JUST WANTED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT. IT ALSO GIVES PEOPLE A SENCE OF PRIDE IN THEMSELVES. IF YOU ARE A GUY WHO GETS TREATED LIKE CRAP IN THE MILITARY, IT'S BECAUSE YOU BRING IT ON YOURSELF. I ONCE WORKED FOR A GUY WHO TREATED ALL HIS EMPLOYEES LIKE CRAP, REGARDLESS OF THE JOB THEY DID, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THAT IN THE MILITARY. I'VE BEEN OUT SINCE 1996 AND I STILL GET PEOPLE ASKING IF I WAS IN THE MILITARY, BEACAUSE OF THE WAY I CARRY MYSELF AND ACT IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT DUDE, WALK INTO ANY BAR WHERE A MARINE IS PRESENT AND CALL HIM A CUMDRUNK FAIRY. OR ANY SERVICE MEMBER FOR THAT MATTER, AND HE OR SHE WOULD PROBABLY SHOVE YOUR HEAD SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU'D SEE THE BACK OF YOUR OWN TEETH. BEFORE YOU SAY THAT ONLY AN UNEDUCATED MIND WOULD RESORT TO VIOLENCE, ANY SELF-RESPECTING SERVICE MEMBER WOULDN'T WASTE HIS OR HER TIME GETTING INTO A BATTEL OF WITS WITH YOU. THEY GENERALLY DON'T LIKE FIGHTING UNARMED OPPONENTS.
TRUTH BE TOLD, IF ALL THE UBER-FOLKS WERE ACTUALLY IN A ROOM TOGETHER HAVING THESE DISCUSSIONS, I'D HAVE KNOCKED YOUR TEETH IN MANY TIMES ALREADY, BUT I'D STILL CARRY ON THIS DISCUSSION WITH YOU.
That's right - I paid for my own college out of the money I made working with my hands. While my friends were bombing Libya, feeling up nursing students in granada or sucking each other's dicks, I was busy getting an education, working & having an all round hell of a good time.
CONGRATULATIONS. GLAD TO HEAR YOU GOT AN EDUCATION AND MADE A BETTER LIFE FOR YOURSELF. GLAD TO HEAR THAT YOU PAID YOUR OWN WAY AND DIDN'T MOOCH OF THE US LIKE SO MANY OTHERS. YOU CHOSE TO GO TO COLLAGE AND DO WHAT EVER CAREER IT IS YOU ARE DOING NOW. THAT WAS YOUR CHOICE, MUCH LIKE MINE WAS TO JOIN THE MARINES. I'VE READ A LOT OF YOUR POSTS AND YOU SOUND LIKE YOU HAVE AN EDUCATION AND YOU DON'T TALK OUT OF YOUR ASS MOST OF THE TIME, BUT YOU ALSO SEEM TO JUMP DOWN A GUY'S THROAT IF HE DISAGREES WITH YOU OR EXPRESSES AN OPINION DIFFERING FROM YOURS. JUST BECAUSE A GUY HAS AN EDUCATION DOESN'T MEAN HE'S SMART. I KNOW PLENTY OF COLLEGE GRADS, MOST WITH DEGREES, WHO ARE SOME OF THE BIGGEST DUMB-ASSES I'VE EVER MET (JUST CHECK OUT MY POST ON HIDDEN'S "I'VE SNAPPED") THEY MAY KNOW THEY'RE SHIT ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE EDUCATED IN, BUT ARE CLUELESS ELSE WHERE.
- fastforward to today - I still think that the US military would have been a waste & my opinion is confirmed by observing a few childhood friends who actually went into the military. 2 out of 3 can't find themselves in civillian life.
NOT TO CONTRADICT MYSELF, BUT PART OF THE REASON MILITARY PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME IN THE CIVILIAN WORLD IS BECAUSE OF UNDISCIPLINED FUCKS LIKE YOURSELF WHO DON'T DO THINGS IN A MANNER LIKE THE MILITARY. IN THE MILITARY, YOU TELL SOMEONE TO DO SOMETHING AND THEY DO IT. IN THE CIVILIAN WORLD, YOU GET ASKED "WHY?" COZ I'M TELLING YOU TO DO IT, THAT'S WHY. IN A WAY THE MILITARY MIND IS "PROGRAMED." IT IS TRAINED TO REACT ON INSTINCT AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS WITHOUT HESITATION. AFTER I GOT OUT OF THE MARINES, I WORKED FOR A GUY WHO ONLY HIRED EX-MILITARY WHO HAD AN HONORABLE DISCHARGE. I HAVE YET TO COME ACROSS A COMPANY THAT IS RUN NEARLY AS WELL.
JUST BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS CAN'T HACK IT IN THE CIVILAIN WORLD DOESN'T MEAN THAT ALL PEOPLE ARE LIKE THAT. MAYBE THEY JUST AREN'T PUTTING FORTH THE EFFORT TO MAKE A LIFE FOR THEMSELVES. OF ALL MY FRIENDS FROM THE MARINES THAT I STILL KEEP IN CONTACT WITH, THEY ARE ALL DOING FINE, NONE OF THEM HAS HAD ANY PROBLEMS GETTING ALONG IN THEIR CIVILAIN LIVES.
BTW, WHILE IT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN THE MARINES, THE US ARMY AND ARMY AIR CORPS CONTRIBUTED A LOT TO HELPING OUT POLAND DURING WWII WORKING WITH ALLIED FORCES. I'M NOT TELLING YOU TO GET DOWN ON ALL FOUR AND KISS THE BOOTS OF EVERY VET YOU COME ACROSS, BUT YOU REALLY HAVE NO RIGHT TO BAD MOUTH THE US MILITARY EITHER.
AND THE THING THAT GOT YOUR LITTLE RANT STARTED HERE, BY SPELLING "MARINE" WITH A LOWER CASE M, YOU ARE CHANGING IT'S MEANING. "marine" IS HAVING TO WITH OBJECTS THAT EXIST IN WATER, LIKE FISH, "MARINE" IS A MEMBER OF A CORPS OF MARINES, US OR OTHERWISE.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-03-21 09:17:45 EST (#)
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I wasn't born in the states & i never claimed to have been. Prove your claim or learn to live with being a lying green piece of shit. Having had the opportunity to become an american citizen I chose to remain a Polish one - despite the fact that I lived in the states for more than half my life. I never joined the USMC or any other american military service because I considered it a terrible waste of my time - as it was, I didn't need to have some dumbass in uniform yelling at me to know how to get up, wash, eat, eliminate or parade. Those skills I do have, i got in the only school of life that is worth a shit - life itself. The USMC never did a thing for me - the military is mostly a copout for cumdrunk fairies like yourself who can't handle work, school or social life without some higher rank pederast telling them what to do, where to do it & how to wipe it up. That's right - I paid for my own college out of the money I made working with my hands. While my friends were bombing Libya, feeling up nursing students in granada or sucking each other's dicks, I was busy getting an education, working & having an allround hell of a good time. - fastforward to today - I still think that the US military would have been a waste & my opinion is confirmed by observing a few childhood friends who actually went into the military. 2 out of 3 can't find themselves in civillian life. As to prostitutes, I think that they are a fine source of taxable income & even a better means of separating servicefolk from their cash. I've never engaged a prostitute, but from what I hear, that is pretty much all that the marine emabssy guards do. If & when the bases are moved to Poland, I might invest in a holding company that finances that sort of entertainment. It would please me to think that for each nut you bust I'll get a procentage of the fee. Send more marines!
Submitted by The_Otter (user info) at 2003-03-21 08:07:56 EST (#)
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You should give them the consideration because those 700,000+ active and reserve Marines serving now and those that fought before them had the intestinal fortitude to do something that you didn't.
You yourself said it, you were going to join the Marine Corps but didn't because you were young and stupid. Not to mention, you said you were born in the States on a another forum, so tell me the US military hasen't done anything for you.
You should give them the consideration because they ar 226 years of rompin', stompin', ass kicking, name taking hell, terror, death and destruction!
In the other post you didn't mention your citizenship, but if it's still American, those Devil Dogs standing in of the embassy will be there to cover your ass, should, God forbid, something come down the pike and in to Poland.
So pull your brain housing unit out of your fourth point of contact and yell out at the top of your lungs "One, two, three, four, I LOVE the Marine Corps!!!"
As far as the Pols: fine people. My best friend is a Ski, and he'll be the first one to make a Polish joke. He'd stack four cynder blocks under the tires of his Jeep and call it a Polish lift kit.
What I'm also seeing in you response, is your entusiasim about prostitutes. So you have to pay to get laid? Can't pick chicks, eh? Oh well, some of us got it, some of you don't.
Nuthin' but love to ya, you Goddamn, cock-sucking, twinkle-toed, fairy-assed, bastard fucked, piece-of-shit, mother-fucker!!!
OOH-RAH!!!
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-03-16 17:18:30 EST (#)
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why should I give them any special consideration? they've never done anything form me or the country I live in. They have never been here in any function other than embassy guards. I will say that I did at one time consider joining the USMC, but it wasn't because of traitorous scum such as lying Ollie - it was because I was young & stupid. I know better now. One thing is certain - if american bases are moved from Germany to Poland ( it has been discussed ), I'll be more than happy to take their leave money. Prostitution is legal in Poland & so's gambling, but the natives don't like to be talked down to or cheated & they will kick seven kinds of shit out of you, marine or not, so better behave.
Submitted by The_Otter (user info) at 2003-03-16 14:48:28 EST (#)
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Ok, so some dude started out saying what he'd like to see in 2003 and it turns into a huge political debate. Back to original topic:
So what I'd like to see in 2003 is...
Helloween actually gets airplay on American radio stations when they release their new album
Mail Call's R. Lee Ermey and Monster Garage's Jesse James get into a fist fight to see who is the bigger bad-ass
A statement from Rick McCallum that reads: "George decided not to direct Episode III...."
A Metallica album that people won't hate
Fast and Furious punk bitch cars are outlawed, anyone seen driving one is shot on site
The return of the Pontiac GTO
A new band that doesn't indeed suck, and dies out after their one or two big hits
Should war happen: a lot less, as in none, friendly fire
Somebody sues a fast food restaurant because they got fat, and the judge dismisses the case because it's stupid
Robert Downey Jr. actually goes to prison for doing drugs
Though it's already confirmed it won't happen...Futurama signs on for another season
The return of Gary Larson's: The Far Side
I think I'd also like to see a canine society take over most of Eastern Eurpoe, just to see what it would be like
Pepole actually stick to the topic on Ubersite
BTW....yidele--you had better start spelling a member of the Marine Corps with a capital "M." They are God's body guards and probably saved what ever country you live in at one time or another.
OLLIE NORTH FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!! WOO-HOO!!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-10 08:24:00 EST (#)
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I have a strong personal hatred for Clinton. Hated him since he was governor of Arkansas. It would be a happy day if both he and his wife died in a car accident. I don't like Bush and disagree with him on a lot of issues, but I don't hate him.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-10 00:40:16 EST (#)
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Clinton rules. so he got his dick sucked? big deal. i prefer a pimpin' prez with brains, over "dubya's" dumbass.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-03-10 00:19:49 EST (#)
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Hey most recent Random Joe... it's "asinine", and the list above had no numbers in it.
Other than that, well, your comment was still worthless.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-23 16:17:15 EST (#)
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Number 1 is assinine....
Wake up before this contry goes to hell with the likes of Clinton and his supporters..
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2003-02-19 20:53:42 EST (#)
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My friend used to have a cat named Scooty.
Submitted by nrscase (user info) at 2003-02-19 16:18:01 EST (#)
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BigJenn - Do you have to pollute a perfectly good post like that? As if it wasn't bad enough the first time.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-02-19 15:56:32 EST (#)
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"Does anyone remember Lt. Col. Oliver North?"
I do.
Isn't he the felon who lied under oath to cover Ronnie's evil ass during Iran-contra ?
Isn't he the asshole who was a right hand of a criminal president's plot to finance terrorists & death squads in a central american country AGAINST THE EXPRESSED WISHES OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AS ARTICULATED BY THEIR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES?
Isn't he the worthless scumbag who sold weapons to one set of terrorists to finance another?
Isn't he the murderer whose clients used the weapons provided by him to kill american marines in beirut? wasn't he a marine also?
Does it surprise you that a spook who was in charge of providing middle east terrorists with weapons knew about Osama who was being trained at that time by the CIA to fight in Afghanistan?
I'm not surprised by that revelation - what I am surprised at is the fact that Ollie is still walking this earth after effectively killing so many americans, lying to congress & betraying the people whom he swore to protect - but that's just me, I value such things as honor or a sworn oath.
Submitted by yidele is gay at 2003-02-19 15:20:26 EST (#)
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Does anyone remember this?
It was 1987! At a lecture the other day they were playing an old
news video of Lt.Col. Oliver North testifying at the Iran-Contra
hearings during the Reagan Administration.
There was Ollie in front of God and country getting the third
degree, but what he said was stunning!
He was being drilled by a senator; "Did you not recently spend
close to $60,000 for a home security system?"
Ollie replied, "Yes, I did, Sir."
The senator continued, trying to get a laugh out of the audience,
"Isn't that just a little excessive?"
"No, sir," continued Ollie.
"No? And why not?" the senator asked.
"Because the lives of my family and I were threatened, sir."
"Threatened? By whom?" the senator questioned.
"By a terrorist, sir" Ollie answered.
"Terrorist? What terrorist could possibly scare you that much?"
"His name is Osama bin Laden, sir" Ollie replied.
At this point the senator tried to repeat the name, but couldn't
pronounce it, which most people back then probably couldn't. A couple of
people laughed at the attempt. Then the senator continued. Why are you
so afraid of this man?" the senator asked.
"Because, sir, he is the most evil person alive that I know of",
Ollie answered.
"And what do you recommend we do about him?" asked the senator.
"Well, sir, if it was up to me, I would recommend that an
assassin team be formed to eliminate him and his men from the face of
the earth."
The senator disagreed with this approach, and that was all that
was shown of the clip.
By the way, that senator was Al Gore
Also:
Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986.
The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo
agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release
so-called "political prisoners."
However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their
hands, The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his
Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be
released.
Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by
flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was
reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the
terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all
later reports.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-17 10:04:04 EST (#)
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JP, sadly I am also partially agreeing with Yidele on this, mostly because other arguments are sadly unsupported...
amanda....
"As a political analyst and democratic strategist, I know that your "conspiracy" theories are false"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH political analyst/democratic strategist my ass! I'm betting you stole those phrases out of your freshman civics book.
Donnie Darko is a fabulous movie, and I thought this list highly entertaining....
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-02-17 03:20:31 EST (#)
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You must be sick, JP. I suggest a quick trip to one of those neighborhood adjustment centers, curtesy of the department for homeland security. There is no reason why you should suffer through uncertainty. angst or even pique. Remember - it's not wrong if YOU don't THINK its wrong.....
Submitted by ImOneTwistdBitch (user info) at 2003-02-17 03:06:28 EST (#)
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Donnie Darko's a kick ass movie. On with it, already.
Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2003-02-17 00:27:52 EST (#)
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Ya know, for the last few weeks, I found myself agreeing with a lot (not all or even most, mind you) of what yidele has to say. This is scaring me. Maybe it's the apocalypse. Maybe I'm having a nervous breakdown. I don't know, but all I can tell you (with what might be my last shred of sanity is:
Tell the people close to you that you love them, and make peace.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-02-16 22:43:18 EST (#)
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Oh, and miss "democratic strategist/political analyst" ought to be familiar with the role Shrub Senior played in both Iran-contra & the arming of Saddam ( hell, Rumsfled negotiated the deal). As to mr Random Joe, My country has never had american troops on her soil, with the exception of embassy guards. We don't need nor get foreign aid from you ( tho we did borrow some money once) & if I recall correctly it was our secret service that rescued your incompetent black ops folks from Iraq during the last war. My country is one fo the 10 europena nations which signed a letter in support of your proposed action in Iraq & sent troops to afghanistan & I do support the idea of disarming Saddam, but I resent your primitive attempts at indoctrinating yourselves & the world into believing that you're doing this to "rid the world of wmd wielding terrorists". You're doing it to get the oil - pure & simple - and you ought to have the balls to admit it instead of playing hide-n-seek with saddam, osama, mugnieh & god know how many more fanatics that you trained & armed with the WMD's you're trying to get rid of now. In closing I'd like to tell you to get fucked, but since this is in print & some young & impressionable soul might read it, Ill tell you to fuck yourself & the goddamn horse you rode in on, pilgrim.
Kind regards.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-02-16 22:23:13 EST (#)
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Well, if it isn't the buttshrub brigade ....
First, since you apparently labor under the misapprehension that I live In America - I don't. While I did live in the US ( a time comfortably longer than your life, in all probability ), I grew up in american society, went to american schools & led an unremarkable life as a resident alien of your fair country - paying taxes, being registered for the draft & enjoying most of the same rights & priviledges as you, with the exception of voting & holding a comission in your armed services. I might well add that I did that mostly in Texas for which I still feel considerable nostalgia.
I know whereof I speak when I say that Bush, in both his incarnations, is an evil theiving bastard; In his latest incarnation he is also a dumb yahoo which mitigates the former qualification but doesn't change it.
Senior was a CIA spook first, and the gray eminence behind Ronny Regan's palsied throne later. I don't know If you've managed to erase it from your collective memmories, but Bush Sr. was known as a wishy-washy wimp whose role in the Iran Contra scandal was unfortunately not explored sufficiently due to that felon in marine uniform - Oliver North. Ronald Regan claimed that all the weapons for money bushwah went on without his knowledge, which leaves Bush Sr. holding the bag as second in command.
In any case, It was Gary Hart's resignation that gave Shrub Sr. the win - an unpopular vice president with an unsavoury past became america's president. His term as president can be qualified simply - war & trying to capitalize on war fomented by his own cabinet with his former client ( saddam ) as the enemy. Bush Sr. failed as a president, failed as a war leader & failed miserably at keeping his promises. Read my lips, he said - no new taxes, he said. He lied. He lost the reelection.
Having lost his re-election bid to a nobody from arkansas, Bush senior conspired to unleash his twin whiskey driven robots of destruction upon the american political scene. The less said about Jeb Bush, the better. Suffice it to say that both he & his brother have serious problems with keeping their underaged children off prescription drugs & booze. So much for the vaunted Bush family values.
UU Bush lost the popular vote & had to resort to rigging the election with the help of his twin in destruction - Jeb. Having thus stolen the election, the Inarticulate boob who in an on-camera interview couldn't name the foreign leaders with whom he'd have to deal with, proceded to get Your fair country involved in one ill concieved adventure after another. Pray tell me, why is it that Afghanistan was bombed to shit if none of the terrorists who were aboard the planes on 9-11 were afgani? Most of them were Saudi - why didn't the Shrub pacify Saudi Arabia? Can't answer? Well then - I suggest that you look up a little known document on the heritige foundation's website - a document called "Building the silk road to prosperity" - a document which describes what the commotion is all about in terms even George UU bush can understand - Oil.
I could recount here concrete examples of bad faith, broken promises, cheated investors & a ruined baseball team but why? All that documentation is common domain - you can look it up on this thing we call the internet, though I seriously doubt that it would make one iota of difference to you. All the same, even as you go marching in lockstep with your chimp-in-chief toward someone's assured destruction, you should know that your president is a Bum, an Idiot & will likely be known as the first american despot. There was once a time when being american meant standing up to tyrants, but that time is long gone - now you vote them into office & give them more power over your lives than crazy king George ever had over the colonists. Whatever happend to the pioneering spirit? It settled down & started worshipping the deamons it created.
Submitted by Jill at 2003-02-16 21:16:18 EST (#)
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I KNOW THIS MAY BE HARD FOR YOU, yiedle...Why dont you jump back over the border and stay out of the US or just shut up and finish your farming or hotel janitorial work.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-16 19:47:14 EST (#)
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Oh by the way, it was Regan that sold weapons to Iraq not Bush Sr. Other countries have had "incidents" too. Iraq, Hitler in Germany, France, most middle Eastern countries...so quick to bad mouth Americans but still we are missing common facts. Bush did not "Steal" the election. Gore cried like a baby. You shouldn't butt in to our politics if you have no idea what you are talking about. In fact, we are probably feeding your country. Millions of American soldiers are stationed all over the globe helping countries with war, financial problems, health problems, and resource problems. Its sad when assholes like you put us down and without us you would probably have no country.
Submitted by amanda <amanda.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-02-16 19:41:17 EST (#)
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You are very naive if you think that this whole thing is a "conspiracy" If you want to talk about conpiracies then talk about how Clinton began to suddenly have problems with Iran in the midst of talks about how he LIED under oath. Although Bush is "ill-bred" (which is a lie because he has lineage dating back to George Washington and other British intellectuals not that it matters but before you sling around accusations I thought you should know) Bush has never lied under oath. Yes, this sort of terrorism does happen to others but this is AMERICA and he is the AMERICAN president. He is trying to protect us and if you dont like AMERICAN policies, then trust that I and many people would love for you to leave. I am a democrat and am not a huge fan of Bush but I am not about to attack him with rumors and opinions. As a political analyst and democratic strategist, I know that your "conspiracy" theories are false and thought up by those of you losers that sit around thinking of how you can hate on the government because you live poor pathetic lives and can't get laid. Why don't you spend your access time getting a job or how about studying to find the real truth behind government and not some thought up fantasies.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-02-15 20:35:05 EST (#)
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The incidents of 9-11 could well have been fabricated & were certainly allowed to happen by your own intelligence services. This is by no means the first time that America enters a war by means of an "incident" - read your own history; for abut every war there is an "incident" which conveniently happens so that the public can be manipulated. As regards what bush ought to have done - first, he shouldn't have stolen the elections second, he shouldn't have beeen arming terrorists ( bush senior, but since this one is a puppet, it's all one shrub), third - he should have learned that america posesses a NUCLEAR arsenal - there are no such things as NUCULAR weapons. He shouldn't have been taking money from Enron ( a major contributor to both shrubs election campaigns) He shouldn't have been stealing investors money in quastionable stock deals & to boot he should have never, ever gone into politics - it's a pity he didn't stick to those suggestions - we'd be much better off now.
I don't read maddox, but I did visit his site a time or two - long enough to realise that if it looks like shit & smells ( rhetoricaly) like shit then it is in all probability shit indeed. I did write him a mail about one of his articles, but being the gutless piece of shit that he is, he never saw it fit to either respond or post it in his "people hate me " section. Maybe because I don't hate him - how can one hate a turd?
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-02-15 20:16:10 EST (#)
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I now that this is hard for you, but try, try hard to understand - George Bush Senior lost the reelection bid because he didn't take care of business at home. "It's the economy, stupid" - remember that ? What about "Read my lips - no new taxes" - remember that ? Bush Sr. economic package wasn't worth a shit. As far as the military end of things, he didn't do what he should have done in Iraq & that is why his butt baby, UU junior, is trying to get you involved in another foregin adventure. I din't much care for Clinton's politics, but he certainly got the economy going as well as convinced the north Koreans to shut down their breeder reactors - this is something that your Chimp-in-chief hasn't been able to do & now another bush is sending your boys to kill foreginers his daddy should have dealt with. Bush senior got the best endorsment a man can get - he was recomended by the outgoing president & he still got canned after one term. Clinton presided over 2 terms in office & if it were legal he'd be presiding over a third - Big business loved him for a reason - because while he mouthed liberal platitudes, he was all business. The shrub can't even pronounce much less understand what Clinton was about - he is ( unfortuantely ) representative of so much of the ugly & dumb white trash that is choking America to death with its trailer park philosophy & mean drunk character. I am yet again glad that I am not an american - I feel bad enough about having lived in the same state as that excuse for a hat rack. Only in america is it possible that the a person, who can't name the head of state with which his state has the longest border or the most vital trade relationship, is made the president. This is truly a triumph of the dumb & ill bred, the congenitaly deficient & herditarily burdened - I just hope that the next time he's chewing on pretzels the secret service will give him more quality time alone with his food.
Submitted by amanda <amanda.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-02-15 18:33:56 EST (#)
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You idiot. Not that it matters but Clinton had a great economy and peaceful times because of the way the first Bush set it up before Clinton took office. How do you expect George W. to react after terrorists hit our country. You are def. no political analyst. Also, you are no comparison to Maddox...keep reading his page. Maybe you'll learn something on intelligence.
Submitted by Trak421 (user info) at 2003-02-14 15:50:22 EST (#)
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err 17 weeks
Submitted by Trak421 (user info) at 2003-02-14 15:49:05 EST (#)
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Hockey is the best thing to ever come out of Canada except for: Pam Anderson, Shania Twain, Denise Richards, Natasha Henstridge, Crown Royal, Molson, and Michael J Fox. Hockey is a real man's sport. Yeah they have pads, but you try playing 82 games in a season instead of one every sunday for 13 weeks.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-02-12 04:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lookie here, Miz Thang, do the math:
Clinton administration - Budget surplus, economical boom,no war, national debt actually shrunk for the first time since the II war
Bush administration - Budget crisis, economy go boom, war & more spending on the military on credit
I know that this might be hard to understand for you, but actually they're two sides of the same coin. Having said that, I prefer the economical boom & no war option.
Submitted by BigJennDogg (user info) at 2003-02-12 00:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have definantly got to be a democrat...why get rid of bush...so you could get a lazy chicken like clinton in there...you know somebody to make this whole mess even bigger than ole clinton and gore did? come on bud...get a life...
Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-02-11 15:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that wasn't even close to being funny. you're mediocre attempt at getting a laugh failed miserably...
Submitted by knowles <knowles.at.nospam.com> at 2003-02-10 20:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hockey's not a sport? wtf ever. thanks for playing.
Submitted by eric le bourdais <tacktack12.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-02-04 01:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey dumbass,hockey is a sport!!!i'd like to see you're American ass on the ICE!
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-02-03 14:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Me. I gots to be me, baby.
Submitted by dpcoe (user info) at 2003-02-03 07:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Cool List Bart, Fuck all the Nay sayers...
I would like to see:
Denise Richards and Cameron D in a porno together
Britney and Pink in a porno together
Julia Roberts and Drew Barrymore in a Porno together
Aw hell i'd just like to see lots of celebrity lesbian porno's
and maybe some sort of car controlled by a monkeys brain so that I could sleep on my journey to work...
Submitted by Speric at 2003-02-03 00:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My prediction:
Cats.
Submitted by curt <scruffyddog.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-02-02 21:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
mindless dribble
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-25 23:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by del_desouza (user info) at 2003-01-23 17:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hockey is definitely an entertaining sport!!!
I'm not going to say whether its better or worse than any other sport cos then I dont get into an arguement.....
As for the fannies who took this post far too seriously, well nuff said...
Thing to be in 2003 (Nice Rhyme)
Less of a drinker (bugger that ones shot down in flames, see posting titled alcohol)
Not go to war with Iraq or be America's Bitch (Shit that one is gone too, see any current news item)
To quote Eddie Izzard, "Babies on Spikes" (______ witty comment here)
The shooting of Billy Ocean... (80's tat, sorry Bart)
Less kids under the age of 18 on Ubersite (especially if they have facist views / think the world is out to kill them or if Yidele (freak) starts his 'antique porn' thing again)
Eddie Izzard again "Le sange sur le branch"
Micheal Jackson's face removal after an unfortunate incident with a velcro fastener on a small yellow sombrero (Why?!)
Thats about it for me, for now anyway.......
Submitted by Angelina <AngelinaHB.at.aol.com> at 2003-01-23 16:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To the writer of this list:
You are my hero. Will you marry me?
-angelina
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-21 18:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2003-01-14 14:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you. I was making an observation that most of the angry reply were really stupid and pointless. I just want people to be able to have fun without a fight breaking out. I don't give a damn about the particular post or the author. Why is your ignorant ass always looking for a fight. Lighten up, get the dick out of your ass, chill out, and try to have fun you stupid shit.
Submitted by balsdfba <akjngak.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-01-14 14:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, JP. How far up Bart's ass are you. It's a fucking internet site, he didn't save your fucking life. You make me sick, you weak piece of shit. Go stick your nose up your boss's ass.
Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2003-01-13 22:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dick Cheney will divorce his wife and marry Carmen Electra. She gonna ride him until his wheels fall off. George W is gonna choke on some jello and the dogs won't be around to save him this time. The country will fall into a state of anarchy and Bill Gates will assume power when he turns on the Microsoft bug he planted in all Microsoft program and shuts down every computer in America. Finally, all the Apple and UNIX users will ban together and form a resistance movement kinda like the original Star Wars Trilogy. After the civil war only Ubersite will remain and Bart will be the supreme ruler.
Or something like that . . .
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-01-13 20:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"...This has nothing to do with race, either so get your fucking panties unknotted..."
Sorry kid, but you and the other psycho farther down are the only ones concerned with race. I also like how you stand behind your opinion so much that you used your real name.
Yeah, so this wasn't the best thing I've written. Big friggin deal. The idea was to get some kind of topic along the lines of "I bet we see the first talking walrus" or "Idaho will secede from the union". Instead, we get a couple of white suburban twelve year olds arguing about how all the slavery, segregation, and racial discrimination that has occurred up to today doesn't matter because it's all even now. Right? It's all fair? 62 percent of the incarcerated population in the US is black or hispanic even though blacks and hispanics only comprise 25 percent of the overall population. That's not my fault because I'm white and I've never owned a slave. It's all fair now. Ok... now. No wait, not yet... ok... now.
Bah. Anyway, I can tell you're white and under the age of 18 because you're racist, you KNOW HOW TO TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS AND USE EXCLAMATION POINTS EFFECTIVELY!!! and you used the word "Emo". I love that you say "Work hard, live honest. We can't lose." yet you've never actually had a job or faced any sort of difficulty in your life other than shaving for the first time last week.
So on to something that's actually interesting... who thinks Dick Cheney will live through 2003? Ok, that's a gimmee... how about... who thinks Dick Cheney will live through July, 2003? Who thinks Dick Cheney will rip off his face and reveal himself to be a Chinese made spy android?
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-01-13 19:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm all for being called a californian numbnut, but i think this list came from a chicago bred version if i'm not mistaken.
cheers.
ps: fuck you.
Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2003-01-13 14:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All this man did was post something that he thought was funny. (I did too.) And everybody has to say negative shit. IT WAS A JOKE!
Submitted by American <nope> at 2003-01-13 11:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alrighty, this list was made by some numbnuts in CA with nothing better to do than think they already know everything and have absolutely no cognition of the world around them. Here's a hint to jump start that mass of shit in your head you like to call a brain. IT'S A LOT MORE COMPLICATED THAN YOU THINK!
And keep ripping on the white race, its cool, yeah racism is cool. Dumbasses. Racism is self procreating and attacking one race to compensate for the minority doesn't "balance it out", it only escalates it. I'm so tired of hearing how whitey is the bad guy. More racial separation.... thats all you fools are going to get.
All the honest hardworking people in this country are seeing all that they work for and believe in being burned and consumed by the lazy, inconsiderate, intolerant and the ignorant. This has nothing to do with race, either so get your fucking panties unknotted. It has to do with moral integrity and work-ethic.
America will see a revolution in the future, but it won't be one from Emo cry-babies, or welfare snorters, or racial warmongers, or religious retards. It will come from the quiet ones. Those who chose to work hard and strive to live better the honest way throughout the storm of greed, stupidity, racism (bothways), and the complete moral bastardization of what this country was to originally represent. Opportunity is NOT a blank check, its just an opportunity. A chance. A possibility.
To those out there who can relate. You aren't alone. Continue to do what you do. Work hard, live honest. We can't lose.
Submitted by lame <youareapathetic@excuseforahuma> at 2003-01-11 20:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a moron, that was probably one of the most worthless things I have ever read.
Submitted by whothefuckcares <whatever.at.whatever.com> at 2003-01-11 03:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
* Plenty of hot young naked women. And no, hockey is still not a sport.
Hmmm... I think you forgot to post it this way:
* Plenty of hot young women naked in my bed. (Course, you have to know what to do with them!)
Submitted by kytten <meowkytten.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-01-11 03:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
there were like 3 chuckles in that
and
guys are dumb
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-01-10 22:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't everyone get on Siegfried The Red's case, he was putting up a comment that some like to call hilarious. Oh and go communism, FUCK THE U.S., SLAVERY IS FREEDOM
Submitted by Ryan John <nottellingyou.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-01-10 21:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Only a pussy would say hockey is not a sport. It requires more skill than any other North American sport. Think about it: we can all run, we can all catch, and we can all throw but only a few can skate and handle a puck.
Submitted by Super Shannon <jcsjuliet.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-01-10 19:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
How can you say hockey is not a sport? In 2003 I'd like to see it be the ONLY sport.
(Go Avs.)
Submitted by Liz <liztish78.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-01-09 15:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-01-09 11:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
people suck.
Submitted by ISuck (user info) at 2003-01-08 16:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your kitchen's upstairs? That's bizarre.
You've got it all wrong though, thanks to the rich white uber-liberal kids coming out of college these days the new white elite will be overwhelmingly Liberal. So it will be more trendy and anti-establishment to be Conservative in about 10 years. Don't miss the boat, register Republican now!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-01-08 16:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I wasn't done making fun of your asinine post Sigfried, but my girlfriend hit post while I was upstairs getting a coke so that's all that was there. Upon reflection, I have decided that you're not worth the time it would take to insult you.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-01-08 16:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi! My name is Sigfried! I absolutely hate anyone and everything that has an opinion contrary to those of the priveleged group I belong to. If someone doesn't like the rule of the business elite they should just move to faggit Europe where they're still half commie!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-01-08 15:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi! My name is Sigfried! I absolutely hate anyone and everything that has an opinion contrary to those of the priveleged group I belong to. If someone doesn't like the rule of the business elite they should just move to faggit Europe where they're still half commie!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-01-08 15:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi! My name is Sigfried! I absolutely hate anyone and everything that has an opinion contrary to those of the priveleged group I belong to. If someone doesn't like the rule of the business elite they should just move to faggit Europe where they're still half commie!
Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2003-01-07 10:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a great list. One question: What does "weirdsmobile" mean. I can't start using it if I don't know how.
Submitted by Derek <dereknj.at.somewhere.com> at 2003-01-06 17:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is quite possibly the worst shit I have ever read.
Submitted by Noesis (user info) at 2003-01-06 06:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Siegfried The Red,
Thank you for that review, it really made my morning.
Oh, and yeah, robots in general are pretty cool. Even the ones that don't do anything except beep and make hydralic sounds.
-Noesis
Submitted by Siegfried The Red <bob.at.subgenius.com> at 2003-01-05 15:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, but I do like the idea of robots that can wash and fold clothing. That's pretty cool.
Submitted by Siegfried The Red <bob.at.subgenius.com> at 2003-01-05 15:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi, I'm a fucking paranoid moron who thinks that everyone over the age of 30 and white are all in a massive government conspiracy to take over the world, espeically that big bully, George Bush. Yeah, he's the president! He just wants to murder you for oil and wreck the environment because he's George Bush! Wooooo!! Fuck him! Woooooo, fuck da man! Woooooo! I'm gonna go spank my rod and jerk off all over my Rage Against the Machine CD now. Woooo!!!
Did I mention that I'm 12 years old and a product of the public schools?
Don't worry, I won't grow up and get a clue ... ever. I think I'm going to join Amnesty International and go live in a tree for a while. Fuck the man! Maybe while I'm at it I'll put some annoying stickers on someone's SUV and have Mommy and Daddy pay for my college degree in racism against while people, hatred of anyone who makes more than $30,000 a year because I'm a loser and profesional glomming off the government for a living while simultaeously bitching about anything that has anything to do with the United States of America because they're all a bunch of rich while male sexist racist homophobe old bastards. Woooo!!!
Excuse me, I haven't finished squeezing my dick out all over my Greenpeace poster yet.
Did I mention I haven't had an original thought ..... ever?
Did I mention that my personality is completely unique? No, really! It is! Stop making fun of me. Stop it right now! If you don't stop making fun of me I'm going to accuse you of racism and hating Mother Earth! Waaaaaaa!!
Oh, I'm sorry. I have to go wank off on my PETA tracts now. See ya.
Submitted by dekket <dekket.at.antisocial.com> at 2003-01-04 23:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love it when ppl have the guts to say what they want. Especially when its about a moron such as Bush. Lets hope we all get listed on the FBI most wanted list for hating the President... THEN maybe ppl would realize that the american policy is a fucking joke
Submitted by JesusLovesYou (user info) at 2003-01-04 18:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus loves george bush, sure hes a little slow. But arent we all sometimes? Jesus thinks that Al Gore sux...
Submitted by fred at 2003-01-03 15:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by James at 2003-01-03 06:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Roman (user info) at 2003-01-02 20:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-01-02 15:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to be drunk in 2003!
Submitted by michaelahunt (user info) at 2003-01-01 07:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if hot young women played hockey, even though it may be hard to believe, that would be ugly naked. Women, with brusies all over their body, implants frozen, nipples shrinken. Put the air conditioner on high, warm it up!!!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-01-01 02:12:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2002-12-31 14:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
guys pounding eachother sounds more like a gay porno than a sport, but hey to each their own.
i'm glad i'm not the only one wanting to see a triumphant return for billy ocean.
the top things i want to see in 2003
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another zero at the end of my paycheck providing it's before the decimal
f the terrorists t-shirts
the lakers winning #4
the bottom of the kitchen sink (i might do dishes this year)
revenge of the nerds part IV
a tropical island in the sun with a mai thai
the continued blossoming of the ulson twins...they're getting close.
and the number one thing:
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the doritos girl topless
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2002-12-31 14:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I wanna see more camels in parking lot of 7-11. And hockey is a sport. Anything that lets to guys pound on each other, while standing on ice even, is a sport.
Submitted by Jmlw 87 at 2002-12-31 14:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No hendrix, but I bet they'd be cold.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2002-12-31 09:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if hot young naked women played hockey, would you watch?