Bart is Fetish- I have PROOF (1030 hits)
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Submitted by freebie (View user info) at 2004-10-22 10:49:13 EDT
Having noticed discontent on this site regarding favoritism toward "Fetish", I have applied my
superior intellect, powers of deduction and penchant for alcohol to solving this enigma.
Based on facts I randomly made up, the answer is... Bart is Fetish.
Let me explain:
1)Similar to the old Superman TV show, Fetish (like Clark Kent) wears glasses,in Bart mode the
glasses come off for a fullproof disguise-
2)Rearrange the letters fetish and you can't spell bart - coincidence?? I think not-
3)Bart and Fetish have never been seen in public at the same time before. Clearly a coverup-
4)Some users have posted that Fetish should have been banned but has not been. Well duhh, why
would Bart ban hinself from his own site?
So there you have it folks. No no, don't thank me. All in a days work and whatnot.
Now I'm off for my post donut prelunch break nap.
User Reviews
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-22 20:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Niether. And I'm really Razor.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-22 19:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hes the 27 year old one.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:09:33 EDT (#)
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Haha. What is the point of hiding your IP when everyone knows your name and where you live. All his personal records are on those shady internet detective sites, for $10 you could find his address and phone number. Hey, fetish, are you the 27 year old or the 32 year old Eric Rice from Viriginia?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:08:38 EDT (#)
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I dont think Fetish has ever had a fixed IP for Bart to trace, anyway.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:05:28 EDT (#)
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have you seen the service fetish uses?
http://www.servebeer.com
good luck with that.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:03:51 EDT (#)
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And if bart was worried about fetish spamming his site, he could just trace Eric's IP back to his ISP, contact the abuse/spam section, say 'there is a user Eric Rice who is spamming my website'. A lot of broadband ISPs automatically cut off subscription as soon as they get a complaint just to avoid a lawsuit, then reconnect it after the person rings up and cries.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:59:09 EDT (#)
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Well, just the name gives something away. If you made an account as a tribute to another user, ie kristen, you would probably have to have been on the site already, with another account. Either way, fetish wasn't Eric Rice's first account on the site.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i always knew it
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, look at it this way. If Bart bans Fetish' IP, he'll just get by with proxies and continue what he's been doing. If he disables his user account and takes him off of the MVA, Fetish will just create new users and continuously spam. The problem is that Fetish doesn't do this shit by hand, he writes programs to spam for him, so he's not really wasting time. He could spam shit endlessly, and barely lift a finger. I think that if Bart bans Fetish, it would cause him more problems than he has now, so he just leaves him be. Either that, or Fetish is Bart.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:50:06 EDT (#)
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Although fetish has missed -2ing my last two posts with at least with one account, he is usually very much 'on the ball' with things like that. I'm sure he is just running behind schedule and will make up for it in due time.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Either way, there is something going on behind the scenes.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He hasn't spammed my posts with -2's, has he? Fetish is a simple creature, really, you +2 him, he +2's you. Simple enough. I don't really give a shit if hes a kid toucher. I get attacked by people who hate fetish because I +2 him, but they give it up after a while. Attacking Fetish would result in an endless barrage of -2's from his spamming bots.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If co-existing peacefully means you sucking dick and +2ing his shit posts, then yeah, you do make an effort to co-exist.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't say I hated him, I have learned to co-exist peacefully with him. I just find it odd that with everything Fetish pulls, whether or not I like him, he hasn't been banned yet.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wait, that didn't make sense, it should have been like this:
Method_Has_A_I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish_Fetish
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bullshit method, you love fetish. You might say Method_Has_A_I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish and probably a kristen fetish as well. I don't think fetish is bart, but I think there is definitely something going on there.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've said this over and over again. There is no other explanation. I have grilled Bart about why he doesn't ban Fetish, and I can never get a straight answer.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
More importantly, what kind of name is Eric Rice? I mean, it SOUNDS made up. Imagine giving your child a first name that is essentially just a re-arrangement of their surname. What kind of retarded fucking parents would DO that?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more math.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:21:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Rearrange the letters in 'Fetish' and you get 'Shite-F'. As we all know the infamous and versatile word, 'Fuck', is oft shortened by children and church-goers to the "F" word. it can then be reasoned, by intensive process of deduction that Fetish=ShiteFuck, or shitfuck for short. "
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HAHAHAHA! Ah so many great minds wasted.
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The old adage that I happened to have just made up goes, "Genius is wasted on the immature."
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is retarded. AJ, you are correct.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49287
This should interest those of you who have not seen it yet...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fetish is a genuine stalking rapist. embrace the truth.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For finally unveiling the cover-up.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I see only the intelligent people like this.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flawless logic.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Rearrange the letters in 'Fetish' and you get 'Shite-F'. As we all know the infamous and versatile word, 'Fuck', is oft shortened by children and church-goers to the "F" word. it can then be reasoned, by intensive process of deduction that Fetish=ShiteFuck, or shitfuck for short. "
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HAHAHAHA! Ah so many great minds wasted.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rearrange the letters in 'Fetish' and you get 'Shite-F'. As we all know the infamous and versatile word, 'Fuck', is oft shortened by children and church-goers to the "F" word. it can then be reasoned, by intensive process of deduction that Fetish=ShiteFuck, or shitfuck for short.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Now I'm off for my post donut prelunch break nap."
+2 for this alone, even though there was more in it that i laughed at.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Believe it or not...I have thought this before.
Fetish hate and Eric Rice: rapist, child molestor, theif, misfit OWNAGE = +2 from this day forth.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Rearrange fetish and you get "fe shit."
I kid you not.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed at this. Oh the obscurity!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Then I vote for a suicide pact between the two of them...just in case this is true.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't insult Bart like that.
Hell, don't insult anyone like that.