For All The Losers: The 101-175 Of The MVA! (1164 hits)
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Submitted by Dr. Shabazz (View user info) at 2004-10-22 13:03:49 EDT
Since I feel like numbers a lot and stats, I thought I would give credit where credit is due. The 101-175 most viewed authors have no clue who they are, and I am about to show you all who is on the brink of being a little better than mediocre. That and everyone knows the top 100 thanks to Spiral and I need to be different at every opportunity.
So without further ado I present numbers 101-200!
101. shark25 - 45,458 hits
102. Beer_bong - 44,822 hits
103. Otter - 44,784 hits
104. Gent - 44,739 hits
105. Bellebrown - 44,703 hits
106. Legendary_Threat - 44,669 hits
107. itchy - 43,569 hits
108. jeetkunetony - 42,749 hits
109. Cassiopeia - 42,650 hits
110. necrofeelya - 41,796 hits
111. Snuggles_The_Asassin - 41,708 hits
112. chicagogirl - 41,316 hits
113. fingerbang - 40,504 hits
114. Hadooken - 40,443 hits
115. whataefag - 39,872 hits
116. TheRef - 39,669 hits
117. Mac - 38,956 hits
118. Fleet_Marshall_Badass - 38,462 hits
119. Stupac - 38,023 hits
120. YELLOW-MAN - 37,791 hits
121. IndianOcean - 37,525 hits
122. ThePornoGuy - 37,135 hits
123. kinney69 - 37,114 hits
124. sam_el - 36,946 hits
125. The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge - 36,828 hits
126. munkeypants - 36,554 hits
127. spacemonkey - 36,490 hits
128. 1Point21Gigawatts - 36,136 hits
129. GeneralRommel - 35,884 hits
130. The.Masked.Assailant - 35,878 hits
131. momanlad - 35,835 hits
132. Sandman - 35,825 hits
133. michaelahunt - 35,361 hits
134. Cicciro - 35,264 hits
135. El_Guapo - 34,027 hits
136. JoeAverage - 33,573 hits
137. electrictoothsyndrome - 33,055 hits
138. espo - 32,726 hits
139. TheMan - 32,558 hits
140. Jocko_Johnson - 32,409 hits
141. triple_optics - 32,336 hits
142. JinkyWilliams - 32,140 hits
143. T.chow - 32,042 hits
144. freakman - 31,911 hits
145. creep_firebombing - 31,855 hits
146. AlwaysAnEagle - 31,713 hits
147. JohnGalt41 - 31,707 hits
148. Donitsu2002 - 31,052 hits
149. Quartermain - 30,993 hits
150. DarthFaded - 30,736 hits
151. slowlyrotting - 30,497 hits
152. Ingsoc - 30,472 hits
153. SoxSexSax - 30,423 hits
154. lucid - 29,744 hits
155. tartpumper - 29,965 hits
156. Christ - 29,514 hits
157. d_d - 28,912 hits
158. Circe - 28,418 hits
159. dot - 28,348 hits
160. Snipa - 28,230 hits
161. DonMecca - 27,810 hits
162. Apathesia - 27,761 hits
163. Lucifer_Industries - 27,732 hits
164. Stabkill - 27,575 hits
165. audjgirl - 27,430 hits
166. GodLovesALittleLovin - 27,368 hits
167. LacyFace16 - 27,357 hits
168. zwiebac11 - 27,337 hits
169. Mr.Boo - 26,966 hits
170. professorfuckface - 26,942 hits
171. FilthyAssistant - 26,859 hits
172. Trout - 26,854 hits
173. sg11588 - 26,805 hits
174. SausageKing - 26,787 hits
175. Kracka - 26,710 hits
There it is. Feel free to comment on how great of an idea this is.
User Reviews
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-02 20:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This needs to be updates. I'm probably much higher. DO IT SHABAZZ!! It will mean an instant +2.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-02 19:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I never threatened to physically harm anybody you dumb fuck, I merely suggested they physically harm themselves to save me the effort.
Also, have a look here:- http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=slander
It's LIBEL if it's in print idiot - and only then if it's false. Everything I write is true: you DO bring nothing to this site and your posts are sublime only in their imbecility - It's like you just run your tiny, flaccid penis across the keyboard and then hit the 'hook me up' button and ejaculate.
Shit man, you must have to replace your Enter key each time you submit
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-16 13:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This isn't special, unique writting.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-13 02:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza- 27,109, am i not counted old chap uh?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-13 01:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But.. I have 34, 340 hits.....
you bastards!
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-03-13 01:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
let me change the title for you
"obligatory MVA post so people can relate to it and see if they've made it"
and then you expand it and do it again less than a month later.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2005-03-10 21:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have more than all these people...wheres my fucking list?
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow, if they're losers I must be some kind of a sub-loser. I'm happy because I just passed 9000 hits and am almost at 10000, it would be twice as much work (or talent) to get 20,000 hits. Of course, I have only really been here a month and a half or so.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did you get this?
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2004-10-23 13:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
if I get roughly 22000 more hits, I'll SOOO be on this list.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'M ON THERE!!!!!!! I FINALLY MADE IT!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for reminding me that I suck.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wasn't Otter in the top 10 way back when?
Haha, I'm not on here. And I > 46,000 hits, which means....WOOO!
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for once, i'm not a loser (in this respect at least)
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha! I must be in the top 50 now!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OK. Since you asked nicely.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YEA BIATCHES! 173!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, yea, don't correct my spelling, it's my typing that's the problem. I was the two-time National Spelling Bee Champion....
...of Botswana.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just the statsbringer Schlongy. Don't hate.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man , that's a lot of hits on primarily, really fucking horrible posts.
Way to be.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, and I almost forgot my new lot in life: http://www.ubersite.com/m/49287. To perpetuate my shit - slinging it all over everyone else's posts besides my own.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Foreshadowing electric. Foreshadowing.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, maybe if I get on the MVA, then Bart will take it down! It's genius!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is actually kind of encouraging. I think I might just become a hit-whore now.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How ironic that my ranking here is almost the exact same as my seed in Ubermadness. Forshadowing???
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well then. those links are quite interesting i must admit. though i feel like i'm 12, sitting in a tree peering into my neighbour's bedroom window.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Otter's number 103?
Christ, I can remember a time when he was in the top 50 or so.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"147. JohnGalt41 - 31,707 hits"
147 is no longer valid. If you look in the user info, you see zero posts, but a whole bunch of stats. Bart took all the posts from JohnGalt41 and put them under JohnGalt.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gnome: go to http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi
Useful, no?
Also http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=zakalwe&cutoff=1
for review logs - change the username in the address to your target.
There may be more info pages like these, found these through posts rather than front page.
Submitted by Halo_Of_Retards (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be up there soon enough when I get over my posting fears and actually do something of interest.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart's got a shitload of things on this page that the average Uberer doesn't know about...
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I must be 176 or 177: 26,529
But numbers don't matter.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how do you people find out this information?
and please tell me it's not by clicking on 'user info' and making a table.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo hoo i'm 175!!!!!!! i am a pimp. bow down in my glory.
-Black Ninja
Submitted by Sandman (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the record, I have all of THREE posts and I'm in the top 150. You should all be ashamed.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's coming Serelena, via the PONY EXPRESS!
Jesus christ how do I do it?
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want my pony!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn. Was just about to do an MVA post.
Make a list from 1 to 317. Then I'll be on it.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoo-hoo! #107 baby! Headin' nowhere.
Add the 13,000 or so I've got as Teephphah and I'm probably top 100. I rule. Or. Something.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit! I didn't think I'd even be on this thing! Free ponies for everybody!
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if i am on a list, then it must be the list of people who don't suck.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy crap... i'm 126???