Kerry shot and killed, for the fun of it. (635 hits)
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Submitted by <Cleanfornow> (View user info) at 2004-10-22 13:17:26 EDT
John Kerry took a gun (shudder), went out into a marshy area with a guide, then shot and killed a goose. The turkey (metaphor intended) then allowed himself to be filmed in camouflage walking from the brush smiling, shotgun in hand, with this dead bird flopping around behind him. I guess next he must brought the fowl home to one of Ms. Heinz-Kerry's $7,000,000 mansions so she could pluck it and cook it.
He should gain maybe... one! NRA vote for every 1000 lib votes he looses. If I were Bush campaign manager; pictures of a smiling John Kerry in camo with a gun and a dead goose would be all over media from now until election day.
Election over ala Duckakus (sic) in the tank. Yeah, right.
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-07-12 14:38:11 EDT (#)
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Wow, it probably reeeaaaally sting with the whole Cheney debacle, huh?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:09:24 EDT (#)
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Rereading the title of this, it's like someone shot and killed Kerry for a laugh.
Would that have made a better post?
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:03:39 EDT (#)
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The fucking point is Kerry made a really stupid political move. And I for one am glad he did. Get it now?
Later
Submitted by krootons (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:47:54 EDT (#)
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I've done that before too. So has Bush.
WTF is your point?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:43:45 EDT (#)
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So fucking what?
I know some undecided voters who are in the NRA. They are pretty much of the opinion that Kerry is anti-hunter and anti-gun. They're not sure they like Bush's policies, but they don't particularly care for Kerry either. God help them, they're going to step into that voting booth on Nov. 2 and vote based on what they had for breakfast. These are the people he's trying to reach. Personally, I'd willingly sacrifice the entire waterfowl, pheasant, and deer population of Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Florida if it meant getting rid of the neocon religious psychopaths four years before 2008.
Plus, I heard that goose was stuffed with weapons of mass destruction.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:27:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:23:36 EDT (#)
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Aaaaaaaahg. Spell check missed that one.
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:16:16 EDT (#)
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You're totally right ... it was a pretty stupid stunt. Shooting a fucking goose? What the hell.
He figured he would try to avoid the NRA backlash that Gore saw in 2000. Still, he's our only hope. Go Kerry WOO!
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:14:46 EDT (#)
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at least two miss spelled words, the other one being "looses", it's loses, too many people on this site have trouble using this word
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:13:20 EDT (#)
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must *have* brought
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:09:30 EDT (#)
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Hey "Random Joe" you cowardly short bus riding piece of my used toilet paper, the only misspelt word was done intentionally, that is what "(sic)" means, you Dumas.
However, I did accidently omit a word. Can you guess the word?
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:06:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:50:14 (#)
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i cant stand kerry but, uh, get over it... its a fucking bird
Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:02:08 EDT (#)
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He should've shot the president instead.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:56:53 EDT (#)
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He should have just taken a ride around in a tank while he was at it.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:56:22 EDT (#)
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crybaby
Submitted by PROXYman (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:53:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:21:15 (#)
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I'm still waiting for the outraged response from PETA.
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You will be waiting for a long time. Anything short of him raping and eating kittens in Central Park will not change PETA's support.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:50:14 EDT (#)
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i cant stand kerry but, uh, get over it... its a fucking bird
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:34:47 EDT (#)
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I think he learned how to shoot in Nam whereas Bushy himself acknowledges that he's a bad shot. Perhaps it's best that he hid out in Texas during all the fun.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:26:50 EDT (#)
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Why would Kerry waste his time courting the NRA?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:25:44 EDT (#)
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Did he shoot a... BLACK GUY?!?!?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-22 13:22:21 EDT (#)
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You am bees speling reel guda.
Assface.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:21:15 EDT (#)
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I'm still waiting for the outraged response from PETA.