Bart and Shlongy Raped a Poor African 5-Year-old Boy (901 hits)
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Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (View user info) at 2004-10-22 16:13:25 EDT
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:10:43 (#)
Ranking: -1
...With this much practice, you'd think a dipshit like you could figure out the "rhythm" of a limerick.
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Rhythm is Shlongy's obsession,
Just like his beating-off sessions;
He has a small dinger,
(He uses two fingers),
Stamina's always a question.
Ahem. You think I was asking for -2's before? I present you with reasonable logic that is bound to be pounded to hell. Here goes...
Victoria Snelgrove. She died during the retarded riots of Red Sox fans. And now the cops are being blamed for it.
Bullshit.
First, let me make it clear, it's not her fault. Second, I ask you: what are the cops to do? People are destroying other people's property, managing to torch a car, acting like retards. What are the cops supposed to do, sit back and chomp on their donuts? Jeezus Christ, they had to let people know they can't just act like fucking soccer fans. So you finally beat the Yankees. Big fucking deal. I must have missed that clause in the Constitution that allows for flagrant faggotry when your team finally beats the Yankees after over 80 years.
Victoria was supposedly an innocent bystander. I say "supposedly" only because I wasn't there, not because I'm skeptical of her involvement. I forgot the recent post where a Sox fan reports the incident, stating that the cops shot her and then pushed the crowd away so nobody could help her.
Uh huh. The cops were so pissed off with the assholes breaking shit and drinking outside, that they picked out this girl shot her with the device, knowing that it wasn't going to explode with pepper spray like it was supposed to. Then they refused to call for help, let alone any of the drunk bastards go near her.
Why don't you cocks step back and realize that if you weren't acting like homotards to begin with, there would be no need for the cops to come and try to restore some order.
You guys
do not
deserve
another limerick.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-28 20:24:16 EDT (#)
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That's fine with me, bart.
Use it to get yourself a less gay looking haircut... OK?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2009-10-28 19:28:16 EDT (#)
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I'm keeping it all for myself now, biatch
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-28 18:31:15 EDT (#)
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...Back when bart and Shlongy were sharing the ownership and monetary benefits of Ubersite.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:33:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-27 11:50:22 EDT (#)
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what's up?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 08:46:19 EDT (#)
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Spam me?
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-23 16:42:31 EDT (#)
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Well, it does feature Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-23 09:51:17 EDT (#)
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Gayness at it's lowest form.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-23 00:49:25 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/28935
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-22 20:51:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:39:47 EDT (#)
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What the hell else are the cops supposed to do? There were burning cars, streetlamps were getting knocked over, it was general chaos. You expect the cops to just say, "Hey people, you shouldn't be doing that," and they all stop. It doesn't work that way. Sometimes, reasonable force must be used, and it wasn't supposed to be lethal. It was a non-lethal weapon that they fired which happened to hit a woman in the eye. Mistakes happen, and if you're saying people shouldn't be excused for mistakes, then you probably aren't voting Bush this fall.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:37:29 EDT (#)
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Excuse me, 400.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:37:19 EDT (#)
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For 40,000 assholes, they shot 1 in the face, retard.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:25:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:45:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by dawItsPete (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:35:16 EDT (#)
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so you're saying for 400 assholes, we should shoot 50,000 in the face?
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:32:59 EDT (#)
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Less than 1%. Where did you get that figure? You know what, doesn't matter.
Let's say 50,000 people in Boston were out having a good time. By your account, that makes it a maximum of 499 people that could have been wreaking havoc. But let's tone the figure down slightly. 400 folks. That still makes it 400 assholes.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:28:42 EDT (#)
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She was shot in the face, which must be break some kind of rule for the use non-lethal force.
Submitted by dawItsPete (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:26:31 EDT (#)
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Guess what, fuckwad. Less that 1% of the people out there were involved with the senseless acts of vandalism and violence you only saw on TV. As you said, you weren't there. So don't bother commenting. The mass of the crowd was out there to have a good time and to celebrate responsibly as stated by Police Commissioner O'Toole herself. If police has honestly thought something needed to be done to stop the crowd there are much better ideas than firing randomly into a crowd. This shows less respect for public safety than even the vandalism did. It's hard to understand your rational when you voice is so muffled. Try taking your head out of your ass.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:21:15 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, for the title. Now I remember.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:19:44 EDT (#)
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I agree. And that speaks volumes, as I despise cops for the most part.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:18:46 EDT (#)
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
-- Homer Simpson
Marge vs. the Monorail
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:17:14 EDT (#)
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I'm tired.