Your Worst teacher ever.. An uberpoll (666 hits)
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Submitted by Aladdin El Salhadin <gaiijinninja.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-22 19:45:12 EDT
Her name was Mrs James, The biggest bitch ever to grace the english department.
Mrs James went out of her way to make english into a chore, taking an amazing subject and
ruining it.
Her attitude was that everything we wrote fell into one of three catagories.
Cliche, predictable or trite.
So without further ado, I have compiled a list of three reasons why I hate that woman with a passion:
1. She didn't bother to read our work before proclaiming it was worthless. Ironically she
did not even seem to hide this.
Case Study) "That line was cliche, the one about the white shirt". "But Miss, I didn't have a white
shirt in my piece". This is almost always followed by her rubbing her forehead
"Well, I really didn't read your work"
2. No answer is ever correct.
Case Study 2) Whatever answer we give, no matter how perfect or well presented. It is always wrong
and she replied in the manner "Well... yeah, but". This is always followed by her presenting
the same answer that she just rejected, claiming it was her own.
3. She has the nerve to proclaim, we lack ability. Then she fails the task herself entirely.
Case Study 3) She wrote a description about an old tired man, while forcing us to do the same task.
She was unable to write more then "heavy sagging eyebrows".
Since I have nothing to lose and will get a low mark anytime I attempt to write something, I go out of my way to write stuff that pisses her off.
She is a true romantic, another reason why she should die.
We had to write a story revolving around a picture of a wedding.
So without further Ado, I present to you my work known as 'Picture of Love'
The young couple were made for one another. The angels above had gone out of their way to ensure that both young lovers were completly smitten.
Their affection was constant constant, bond unbreakable. Even strangers from afar could tell they were meant to be together, soulmates.
So it came as no big surprise when he asked the big question. Alone a starry evening and on one
knee, "will you marry me ?"
At that instant, it was as if all her prayers had been answered. She wept sweet and loving tears, choked by emotion to the point where she could only stammer her reply "Yes".
He let out a resounding scream of joy and wept as she did.
They were married six months later, no obstacle able to keep the blessed event from happening.
Friends and family made the journey from around the world to see them, celebrate the sanctity of the marriage.
Long into the night, the festivities fcontinued. Every guest and every person filled with adoration
for the pair.
Finally, they left the church and retired to the comfort of their hotel. She was so exhausted that her body collapsed onto the bed still enshrined within her wedding gown.
He lay besider her and tenderly carressed her; he could wait as long as she needed.
After today, they would never be apart again.
The morning arrived and the honeymoon awaited, both eagerly dressed and ready for the plane to take-off.
They talked long into the flight, exchanging future plans and dreams about the idealistic life that lay ahead.
The sudden depressurization of the cabin did not scare them, they prayed as the plane struggled
to keep altitude.
Finally, before the impact with the ground, they held each other in one final embrace.
The morale of this story, 'Don't judge a book by its cover or a story by its first line'.
The bitch gave me eight out of fifteen because my story was 'predictable'
So tell me about your teacher horror stories
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-22 21:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if this is about that mrs james from robina, then this should be a +10. i remember that bitch... only for shouting at us every lunch time. if you are from robina then what about clixby. that bisexual bastard reads one line of your work and says "thats not right, start again", without reading or correcting the rest.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-22 21:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit.
Mrs. Diagistino.
She was a spitter. A real bad spitter.
She was a bitch on the same level. bad grade for anything that didn't suck up to her fat cottage cheese ass.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-10-22 20:54:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:51:09 (#)
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The one that molested me.
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Submitted by Elf_Down (user info) at 2004-10-22 20:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good stuff. i hate stupid bitches. none of my teachers were really like that. actually i just didn't pay attention. they could've gave me a f or an a, i wouldn't have noticed. i had an alcoholic teacher. she always came in drunk. but she was 60+ with really saggy boobs. she didn't always wear a bra. nasty.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-22 20:43:22 EDT (#)
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or maybe it was Mr. Brubaker just because he was a fucking... dweeb. i mean seriously, what do you call a nerd that can't teach a basic computer skills class? who says shit like "super duper looper" for a roller coaster? i'll show you a super duper LUBER POOPER CHUTER, asshole...
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-22 20:41:43 EDT (#)
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the worst teacher ever? that would have to be mr. rawlins... all the other perfessers went out quick and easy, clean as a whistle, but noooooo, MR. RAWLINS had to fucking paint my walls with his brains. just goes to show, drama teachers will go to any length to make themselves heard.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-10-22 20:29:29 EDT (#)
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My calculus teacher yelled at me during class for using my tutoring notes. She then dragged me out of class and into the hallway, yelled at me some more and called the principal. The principal gave here a 'WTF?' look when he saw her yelling at an honour student for using tutoring notes because I was struggling.
Because I couldn't get the help I needed to get my calculus grade to where all my other marks were, I was shut out of getting honours for every year of high school.
At the end of the year, my friends (who also hated her) spray painted the walls outside her classroom calling her bitch, whore...etc.
Guess whom she called to accuse first? Me. I was fucking out of town at the time, so the bitch got shut down by my equally bitchy mother.
If I ever see that teacher on the street, I will have a hard time not breaking her knee caps...
Submitted by Foreign Ninja <Foreignninja.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-10-22 20:21:39 EDT (#)
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Foreign ninjas rule!
Submitted by Quagmire (user info) at 2004-10-22 20:16:51 EDT (#)
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http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20041022/APA/410221006
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-22 20:06:38 EDT (#)
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My Sophmore Special Ed teacher. She was alway touching my pee pee. It wasn't until she dragged her teeth across my cock that I decided she was the worst ever.
Submitted by Billy Johanson <blocked> at 2004-10-22 20:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am typing for my child, Billy, who has the worst teacher ever.
I will call her Mrs. K.B. This young woman is very abusive and mean.
Billy once came down sick at school and couldn't help but vomit onto the floor. Instead of calling the janitor to clean it up, Mrs. Bernard took my young child and shoved his face into the partly digested food pieces and made him clean it up with his hands.
I am appalled this kind of thing happens in our education system in Louisiana.
What is worse is that the teacher handed out inappropriate material to the children. One article described how she pleasured herself with a vibrator.
What is ironic is this is the first time I visited the website and I see this article on it. I got the address to this website from this teacher. I would never let my child log into such filth!
Mrs. K.B., you should be shamed of yourself. I will report you to the school board.
Thank you for your time, I will never return to this filth.
Mrs. Johanson
Submitted by humor_me (user info) at 2004-10-22 20:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mr. Barley. He had two lazy eyes which made it relatively hard to focus on anything he had to say.
One eye was left, the other right. He also stuttered and referred to me as "pretty lady".
"Hey there, pretty lady".
"Mind if a touch a boob, pretty lady?"
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My worst teacher ever is named Mrs. Walt.
She's a chemistry teacher.
She's about 6'7" and weighs no more than 130 lbs, but she has a shitload of chins.
Seriously, she has this.. gobble.. thing that hangs from her neck.
She gives detentions if you talk in class.
She gives detentions if you're late to class.
She gives detentions if you score less than a 50% on a test.
She gives detentions if you don't turn in homework.
She gives detentions if you don't do every problem on the homework paper.
She gives detentions if you stand up.
She gives detentions if you sniffle.
She gives detentions if you put your head down.
She gives detentions if you don't serve a detention.
She has shoulder-length brown hair, but it's stringy and greasy.
Her voice is high-pitched and nasal, like the cliche 'nerd' voice.
She stands behind me and screams to the class with her annoying voice.
I'm so glad I got transferred out of her class today.
I got out, after four weeks, with seven suspensions and thirty-eight detentions.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:52:15 EDT (#)
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My Primary 5 teacher.
<shudder>
I try to forget, but...
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:51:34 EDT (#)
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I mean, the oneS that molested me.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:51:09 EDT (#)
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The one that molested me.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:51:02 EDT (#)
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Mrs Borg. I should write a post about that bitch.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:50:08 EDT (#)
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Éliane Perron. A computer teacher in 6th grade or something. I made french disgusting porn poetry about that fat bitch and some idiot printed it all out. She caught me.
The principal told me I had a really good pen...then he kicked me out :(
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:46:43 EDT (#)
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Koolmang.