I'm so bored I think I'll take a poop in the driveway so that Darkness Overlord will eat it and he will die a horrible death which will lead to the destruction of the next dimension... (1397 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -1.35 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Stabkill (View user info) at 2004-10-22 21:33:05 EDT
...so we will all be happy so long as he doesn't come back to life and prematurely ejaculate all over us all like a gaywad because look a squirell doesn't know what the hell I'm talking about.
It smells!
User Reviews
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-15 21:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Guess what? I'm giving you hits just because it doesn't matter. You're off the MVA!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-13 16:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MeinFuhrer (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit now.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-10-25 06:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was fucking terrible, man.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-10-24 11:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 17:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The ratings don't mind me much. Having to deal with you once a month bothers me. You're like herpes outbreaks.
Seriously, what did I do to start you off this time? Unless you're mentally retarded, there surely is a reason for you to spam me out of nowhere like that no?
Here, +2 to calm you down so you can answer my question without your dumbass answers.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 16:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did the poor baby having his precious rating hurt? Maybe you should make 5 more users to "fix" it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 16:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this spamming turning you on?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 11:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking faggot, you spammed me again by using an eiectrictoothsyndrome user.
What did I do to anger you oh master of the Internet? Fucking homo?
Submitted by Shlongy's gay lover at 2004-10-23 11:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you shlongy? Kindegarten referee: stand there observing children all day long.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-23 11:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Watching all you dipshits go back and forth arguing about hits and ratinmgs is like refereeing Kindergarten.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 11:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There was so much quality, how could I not?
Submitted by Darknessoverlord (user info) at 2004-10-23 11:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOu finally did plagiarize me.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 06:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You'll reply. You can't help it. Your inner asshole wants out.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-23 06:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I noticed that this post made it half way down the page after only being reviewed a few times. It also seems that these days nobody really reviews fetishes' posts, because they are all shit and useless. Basically the only people who review them are the same few fetish haters. The thing is, fetish is basically just one big attention seeking ADD child. He doesn't care about ratings, he just wants the attention. Had I not reviewed this post, it wouldn't have hit the MRR and it would probably have quietly slipped off the front page. So what I am proposing is just a complete boycott of fetishes' shitty posts. Let Method and Lojope rate him +2s, then let his shit posts go off the front page with a perfect score but 100 hits. It isn't that the posts don't deserve to be -2'ed, they do, but it is probably more important that his posts don't get any recognition.
So poly, quagmire, and everyone else who regularly -2s fetishes' shit, lame-assed, boring and unoriginal posts: don't do it. Don't sell out like method and +2 his shit, just don't review at all. Let fetish just keep posting and posting shit that nobody reads. I can imagine him sitting there right now, his back curved over, delighting over all the hate posts and attention he is receiving. Boycott the pathetic fuck.
Fetish: when you get desperate, feel free to flame my posts, my score doesn't matter to me (even though it is a great score). What matters to me is that each one of my posts gets above average hits, and plenty of reviews with plenty of +2s. I admit that as squattail I acted pretty childish, but I don't regret posting shit and I certainly don't regret starting the flame war that showed everyone what a complete fucking psycho you are. Unlike you, I am not some sad man with a college degree but no job. It was fun flaming you and stirring you up, but those were the actions of a sixteen year old kid. I turn seventeen next month, and I am over using the internet to stir shit. If you hate everyone on ubersite and think you are such a great author, why don't you start your own webpage with all your interesting stories about how you broke a thermos and whom you would suck urine out of? I think I am a great author, and that is what I plan on doing, my own webpage. Either way, I am boycotting you and your shit posts, we will see how effective it is. Don't bother replying to this, I don't give a shit about anything you have to say and I certainly won't reply.
BOYCOTT FETISH
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-23 06:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I LOVE YOU FETISH!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-23 06:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that why Bart doesn't ban him? To protect the children?
Thanks for the help. My rating has been negative for months, it really doesn't matter.
Submitted by Quagmire (user info) at 2004-10-23 06:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't fucking bother me asshat. Do I go to your posts and -2 them? Fuck no. Now go fuck yourself.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-23 06:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's OK zakalwe, if fetish is on here it means he isn't out taking photos of little girl's asses in public places and putting them on his webpage. Think of it like: "OK, distracting fetish from the children is just doing my little bit for society".
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-23 06:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Grow up Fetish. At least 5 of my posts are on the MRR.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-23 05:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Clicked on this thinking StabKill had returned.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-23 05:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W!!!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-23 00:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No mouth!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-22 23:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not the real stabkill.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 21:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shutup.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-22 21:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!