Nintendo Kumite (895 hits)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-10-23 01:22:11 EDT
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-11-09 19:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Master Chief owns all
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-11-09 19:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Firstly:
Bill Rizer is the guy with the blue pants in Contra. Lance is the dude in red.
Although Ryu Hayabusa is not the same Ryu in Street Fighter, there is a "Fighter Hayabusa" in Pro Wrestling.
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/prowrest.htm
Possible list of contestants for the next tourney:
Pit [Kid Icarus]
Abobo [Double Dragon]
Karnov [Karnov]
Bad Dudes
The Golgo 13 guy (Golgo 13: The Mafat Conspiracy)
Lester (Skate or Die)
Elevator Action guy
Rolling Thunder guy
An Ikari Warrior
Legendary Wings guy
Ken (Street Fighter 2010)
"King Slender" [Pro Wrestling]
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-09 14:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It wasnt 99 lives for contra dude. it was 30. and they werent lives, i beleive they were called "rests"
touche!
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-09 14:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this post deserves no less
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-11-09 14:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It wasnt 99 lives for contra dude. it was 30. and they werent lives, i beleive they were called "rests"
funny shit
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate to burst your bubble, but Ryu from Ninja Gaiden was never in Street Fighter
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its the name
excellent post!
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone remember the "Kumite" theme song? It was kinda like Mortal Kombat but they kept saying "kumite kumite" in the background? I need a copy!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good post, except Ryu TOTALLY would have won.
Or Link.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2^3 for River City Ransom. That game is the man!
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-11-09 12:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You forgot a closing bracket in the first paragraph.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-11-09 12:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Being able to use the word Kumite (and knowing what it means) in the title is worth a +2.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-28 09:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your brain "this'll show him"
my brain " eh "
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 09:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AUTO--not earned-- -2.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Super Dodge Ball was, and remains, the shit. I'd like to see an updated version too.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cool. Dodge Ball kick all those games ass though.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:39:06 EDT (#)
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Little Mac's contract with Punch Out! Inc. (a wholly owned subsidary of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia) has a non-competition clause in it, unfortunately.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the hell did you leave out Little Mac from "Punchout"? That guy was like four feet tall, ninety seven pounds... and he beat the shit out of men that were eight feet tall and four hundred fifty pounds of rock solid muscle. Among which included Mike Tyson, a guy who could make his titties dance, and a black guy that stood no less than ten feet tall with big meaty paws the size of filing cabinets that actually moved fast enough so as to cause an audible crack and visual flash when he swung them.
I mean, seriously. The kid was made of pure fusion energy or something. Come on.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:18:37 EDT (#)
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Well, of course he received an invitation, but he's touring the South Pacific writing his memoirs, "Don't Meddle with my Metal Gear"
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-23 15:39:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
this was awesome; you should do a new-school version with characters such as gordon freeman, master cheif, etc.
just one gripe: where the fuck is Solid Snake?
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"but I...up up down down..."
that did it for me!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-10-24 05:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very good.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-23 15:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was awesome; you should do a new-school version with characters such as gordon freeman, master cheif, etc.
just one gripe: where the fuck is Solid Snake?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-23 08:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Finally, people that appreciate a little hard work!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-10-23 07:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This took time, creativity, work, and a reasonable knowledge of video games.
+2 Indeed
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-23 06:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-23 03:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. Lots of work, video games roxor.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2004-10-23 02:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You Sir, get an automatic +2 for making reference to Double Dragon.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-23 02:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't give a shit what these asses say, this was funny as hell. And it reminded me of the good old days. And River City Ransom has to be on my top 5 list of favorite NES games.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-23 01:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate to burst your bubble, but Ryu from Ninja Gaiden was never in Street Fighter
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-23 01:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so I take this chickida into this shack on the beach called "El Gringo Viojo" or somethring like that and we get beers and a acouplke of hotdogs & then go eat & drink on the beach as the sun goes down. It was awesome.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-23 01:30:18 EDT (#)
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PROXYman! EHO ARE YOU?! WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME!?!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-23 01:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
www.somethingawful.com 's ROM reviews are funny. This is not.