Why I Don't Like Fetish (891 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.2 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Oscar <quatatoe_king.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-23 12:46:32 EDT
Many people have a beef with Fetish. I think a lot of people on this site had been victims of shenanigans of his, nd said shenanigans can be pretty annoying sometimes. Because I'm such a new user, I haven't really been party to this unpleasentness, but having perused the site for a long time before becoming a member, I see what kind of shit goes down in teh I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish camp.
This is not to say he isn't a good poster. On a good day (i.e. when he isn't trying to "settle the score" with someone, or ransdomly taking the piss) he can be creative, original, and really fucking fucnny. Unfortunately, when his connection to KaZaA fails, he can be a real ornery cunt.
However, this is only part of the reason that he's created a few enemies here. Everybody gets ornery once in a while. Maybe not over losing their ability to download porn, but hey. Live and let live. It's only when you combine with this Fetish's insatiable desire to get noticed by the women on this site that you finally complete the equation.
EXAMPLE A - http://www.ubersite.com/m/45872
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-28 22:03:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're slacking on my pluth toos...
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-25 05:59:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Lojo, you're slacking on my +2s.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45643
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45940
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46065
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-23 18:49:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Might as well give this one too
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45940
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-23 18:32:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
You owe me a pluth too
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45643
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Begging for positive twos from Lojope. Why? If your posts were any good, she'd have read them and positive two's tehm already, you douche. You are (or were) on the MVA. Everyone here knows who you are (albeit for teh wrong reasons, as I will continue to prove). It's just pathetic to sass off to everyone about how terribel their posts are and then go and beg for good ratings from someone you think might not hate you.
EXIBIT B - www.ubersite.com/u/i_have_a_kristen_fetish
Fetish's screen names. Do I really need to say more?
EXIBIT C - http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=top+30 (some are spiral, but you get
the idea)
All of his "Top 30 Uber Users I'd Suck the Piss Out Of" Posts.
A fair number of the people he claims he would "suck the piss out of", he doesn't even have pictures for. What the fuck? Okay, maybe you can found a relationship without caring about looks, but if you're talking only about "sucking the piss out of them" (which, by the way, sounds like the most grotesque activity coming even close to anything resembling sex), it's absolutely IMPERATIVE that you have a fucking picture of them! HOW CAN YOU BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE IF YOU HAVE NEVER MET THEM AND DON'T HAVE A PICTURE OF THEM??? Jesus christ, man, you need to get laid if you're fantasizing about people whom you've never laid eyes on.
I could go on, but I don't want to make this post any longer. Suffice to say that teh reason Fetish is a douche is that while he acts like a big shot and insults everyone, not to mention going on -2 rampages across the site, he's a big fucking suck to all the women on this site, and attempts to find satisfaction in interaction with them, because that's probably as close to getting laid as he can ever come.
Fetish: no matter how good your posts are, you're a pathetic suck-ass pussy and every time you negative two this post you're only helping even more to prove this post right. Do us all a favour and press that dusty button on your computer labelled I/O. Who knows, it might improve your own pathetic existence as well.
User Reviews
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-28 09:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-20 14:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
don't care
get over it
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-20 14:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Makes a good point, but can't +2 it since Fetish hasn't -2ed me yet.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-10-23 19:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, this is so original. I'm blown away!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-23 18:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulaincourt, I have nothing against you, why would I random joe you? Believe me, if I had something to say to you, I most definitely would not log out to do it. I don't know why you've targeted me as your stalker; we have no sort of quarreling history. That being said, go fuck yourself for making assumptions.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-23 17:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd fucking destroy you, ass goblin.
Submitted by PROXYman (user info) at 2004-10-23 16:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-23 13:28:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to beat the shit out of dicks like him who spam constantly.
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Plus fucking two for getting this phony internet tough guy to threaten someone again.
Shlongy, your a goddamn pussy and it shows the way you threaten everyone so much.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2004-10-23 16:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this Fetishsite or Ubersite? It get's a little confusing at times.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 16:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOW CAN YOU BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE IF YOU HAVE NEVER MET THEM AND DON'T HAVE A PICTURE OF THEM???
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Who said I was attracted to anyone without a picture. I just happen to think they whip ass, and by phrasing it in that manner I get 7000 hits and upset a few douchebags like Caul and yourself.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 16:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49445
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 15:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 15:20:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Somebody here fails to understand.
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understand what? that you should be locked up as a sex offender?
little spamming bitch. I can't believe it, after leaving you alone for more than a month you still think about me. seek help rapist.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 15:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Somebody here fails to understand.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-10-23 15:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit. Forgot to plus two this.
Enjoy.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-10-23 14:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck off man. That post is disgusting. You should be banned for that "shit". Pun intended.
DON'T CLICK THE LINK BELOW.
Submitted by skoobiesnaks (user info) at 2004-10-23 14:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why I don't like fetish:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49437
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 14:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, maybe not spamming but I like how you've been random joeing around me for a while.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-23 14:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do what too?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 14:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, maybe if he'd stop spamming people's account and making constant hate posts when, even when you leave him alone, no one would care. Of course you like him because you do it too so you can't really comprehend the simplicity of this.
Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-10-23 14:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit...fetish hasn't even whipped out the "-2 die" yet.
Sorry about the typos. It's just such a pain to copy and paste into Word and run a spellcheck. Maybe I'm just lazy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-23 14:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you people dont realize this is exactly what he wants. All these posts about him.
He wins. You're all idiots.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-10-23 14:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so ignore him
BFD
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-23 14:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh. Let's kick his ass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-23 13:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've never read a post of his that was interesting, clever, funny or well written.
I also don't like people that use aliases to post more rubbish.
I want to beat the shit out of dicks like him who spam constantly.
I also don't like closet cases like him.
I'll find him someday when I'm out on the road...and I will beat him until he's unrecognizable. And I will FINALLY laugh at him.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-23 13:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, he's a douchebag.
But seriously, clean up teh typos. Tehy are very annoying. If you clean tehm up, tehn everything will be cool.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-23 13:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly, when I read the word "the" spelled "teh" or the word "them" spelled "tehm," I want to rape kittens. It's probably the simplest typo to fix, and it just pisses everyone off. Understand?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-23 13:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ever been a victim of Fetish's rampages? Pretty fucking annoying.
Was worried I was the only one disturbed by the "suck the piss out of" comments. That's a relief.
He should lose his ability to rate.
There's no way he'll be banned, or he would have been history long ago.
Submitted by Quagmire (user info) at 2004-10-23 12:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It will never happen.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 12:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lojope wonders why she got raped while she will support the most likely to be a rapist out of 12 000 users.