Fetish is OFF THE MVA (1460 hits)
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Submitted by Spiral Abraxis (View user info) at 2004-10-23 20:44:06 EDT
What the fuck is that about?
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-19 09:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who knows?
Submitted by bart <<bart.at.clifone.com>> at 2004-10-25 11:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, liek guyz i fergot 2 tell u that fetish is truly gay and sux koolmangs dong every night. an its ROXZORZ
Submitted by bart <bart.at.cilfone.com> at 2004-10-25 07:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
free spot on the mva to anyone who waxes my knob and cojugates a verb at the same time
to the bart cave bitches im on a role
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-25 04:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Something to thing about:
When we go into a nightclub (for a moment think of this site as a nightclub) it's always, "Let's get outta here," if it's only the same old crowd. (And although I like the old crowd, the new is always more enticing.) So just as we're leaving and a new crowd comes in, everyone finds a reason to stay.
What I've noticed on this site is the exact opposite. Something is askew: you call a new crowd "Newbies" or whatever, the exact thing people desire in real life... Why is that?
I don't know Fetish and could name only 3 people whose writings have impressed me enough to even remember: Donkey, Big Mike, Sideburns, and a girl who was trashed who wrote a story about a still-born child. I do know this about Fetish: in the real world, if someone is banned from a club, their status elevates x10.
--just thinking out loud. -d
"What is it that people fear? What they don't understand... The new always carries with it the sense of violation, of sacrilege. What is dead is sacred; what is new, that is, different, is evil, dangerous, or subversive."
Henry Miller: "The Air Conditioned Nightmare"
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-25 02:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a fucking great idea Method...kinda like Showbiz or Chuck E Cheese. I might be able to get one of those little plastic whistles!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-25 00:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe we could trade in our hits for stuff, like we get 10,000 hits and we get a cheesy space pen or some shit?
I want one of those cheesy little Nerf basketball hoops for my 200,000 hits.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-10-24 22:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fake bart: learn some basic verb conjugation please. It's insulting to be impersonated by someone so idiotic.
Thank you.
Submitted by bart <bart.at.cilfone.com> at 2004-10-24 08:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
anyone who want to stay need to polish my knob better than electro did
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-24 03:30:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-10-24 00:32:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you people have something else to do?
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-24 03:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pringles: At least it would be honest and concise if that were the case.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-24 03:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was banned for many things
Impersonating Razor
Posting unlabeled bestiality while impersonating MickGinny
Starting both rape trends
Spamming
Banned under many, many alters
Probably more, but I can't remember. Basically just not kissing bart's dick.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-24 02:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
User: squattail
Reason banned: Posting a photo of an elephant shitting into a bag.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-24 02:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
User: Bargled
Reason banned: BECUZ I DONT LYKE HIM
that's what it would amount to
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-24 02:28:25 EDT (#)
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I meant just a list of who has been banned and why. Never mind the other superfluous monetary concerns.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-24 01:53:29 EDT (#)
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Because when you get banned from somethingawful forums, you have to pay $10 to sign up again. They love banning people. They also ban for a lot less that what people get banned for here.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-24 01:47:29 EDT (#)
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php
Why doesn't Ubersite have something similar?
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-24 01:38:30 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, regular Bart and italicised Bart crack me up!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-24 00:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart had to let Razor get the reacharound.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-10-24 00:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you people have something else to do?
---> http://www.pulsehead.com <--- MUCH BETTER THAN UBERSITE! GO HERE INSTEAD!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-24 00:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fetish, for all your hard spamming work, script generating etc., my score has gone up .25, almost as high as it was before you starting spamming me weeks ago. Fucknaut.
Submitted by bart <bart.at.cilfone.com> at 2004-10-23 23:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ingsoc you like me help me log back in i banned myself and cant get wood
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-23 23:51:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Karl Rove at 2004-10-23 20:45:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Woah. Crazy
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Wha? Karl Rove?
Submitted by bart <bart.at.cilfone.com> at 2004-10-23 23:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just let me into the bart cave please my shit is being trashed and i banned myself
Submitted by Banned_Spiral (user info) at 2004-10-23 23:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually I posted this. Degreeless gave me the password to this account because the verification e-mail thing to be able to post wasn't working for banned_spiral.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 23:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't imitate Spiral. If anything, he imitates me. We're just great partners and we're living proof that teamwork accomplishes anything.
Submitted by bart <bart.at.cilfone.com> at 2004-10-23 23:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
make that 300 and i wont ban degreeless for imitating spiral
Submitted by Banned_Spiral (user info) at 2004-10-23 23:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't be doing any bullshit if I was unbanned. But I know bart will never unban Spiral_Abraxis, so why the hell not spam?
Submitted by Quagmire (user info) at 2004-10-23 23:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS I will give bart $100. I will go to vegas and hand it directly from my hand to his. I don't care if he buys a prostitute or uses it on one spin on a $100 per pull slot machine.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 23:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quagmire, you know Bart is going to be emailing us now asking for his $200 bucks don't you? HAHAHAHAHA!
I'll probably give it to him too if he finishes him off. C-mon Bart, you remember Mortal Combat???
FINISH HIM!
Word through the grapevine is Fetish is planning on posting about how to make rating bots... Better keep your eye out.
If he does, people please don't abuse it. Sure there will be things to learn from it, but don't risk taking Bart to the point of giving up on übersite. It's not worth it.
Can we just have peace at last, please?
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-23 23:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love fetish
Submitted by Quagmire (user info) at 2004-10-23 23:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, and I supposed I owe him $100. That will come in handy while he is gambling.
Submitted by Quagmire (user info) at 2004-10-23 23:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great post.
Mr. Rice consider quagmire dead. I will make sure those folks on those other websites know I was merely bullshitting them. I am sure you can care less, but it is only the right thing to do.
Is there a reason to nuke Japan after they've signed a peace treaty?
Quagmire is retired.
I shall trek to Vegas and purchase Mr. Cilfone a tequila at La Salsa. Those things are delicious, although expensive.
It was fun while it lasted.
Of course... My internet is going to get shut off next week.
Submitted by skoobiesnaks (user info) at 2004-10-23 23:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49437
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 23:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DING DONG THE DICK IS DEAD!
This is your best post EVAR Spiral, incidentally...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, glorious day! Something tells me not to get too excited about it though. This is probably just another of Barts power plays.
Submitted by caulaincourt at 2004-10-23 22:25:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banned_Spiral (user info) at 2004-10-23 22:03:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Un jour j'ai vu un peu de bébé de nigger descendre le milieu de la rue. J'ai sorti mon handgun et ai tué l'animal sur place. Les singes foutues polluant l'Amérique, quand s'arrêtera-t-il?
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One day I saw a little bit of baby of nigger go down the middle of the street. I took out my handgun and killed the animal right there. The monkeys, godamn polluting America, when will he stop?
Odd syntax but better than the 15 years old fatty.
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-23 22:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's bound to take it 10x harder than I did.
Now his only saving grace is from the woman who he wants to rape.
Submitted by Banned_Spiral (user info) at 2004-10-23 22:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Un jour j'ai vu un peu de bébé de nigger descendre le milieu de la rue. J'ai sorti mon handgun et ai tué l'animal sur place. Les singes foutues polluant l'Amérique, quand s'arrêtera-t-il?
Submitted by bartbart (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for the ball lick caul im unbanning cigar as per your request
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:54:46 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Caulaincourt is right and I can barely speak French.
That didn't make any sense. Cruising Ubersite on Saturday nights is something I should do more often. Rooohhmm!
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Big loss.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, hilarious
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I took French for three years before dropping it because of my freshmen french teacher.
He's picture here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/49280
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:40:40 EDT (#)
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Ta gueule. That made no sense. Don't pollute my language by attempting to speak it.
Grosse truie.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:39:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
The Turd Wars continue.....
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We need a theme song.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:39:20 EDT (#)
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The Turd Wars continue.....
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Je peux parler une mademoiselle.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing at all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what do croissant have to do with it?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No problem. Wanna break open a croissant later?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jeff_has_a_Nacho_Fetish
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46250
haahahhaha, thanks for the info
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey caulain. Boobs look like boobs. My boobs look like breasts. If they happen to also look like "fat rolls" to you (whatever that means), more power to you. It just furthers my point that you've never seen a real rack in real life.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, it must be bart. Only he would know how a rimjob from tuesday would be like.
Submitted by Banned_Spiral (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How are we supposed to "let you in"
Submitted by bart <bart.at.cilfone.com> at 2004-10-23 21:30:40 EDT (#)
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tony doesn't give a good rimjob
someone let me back in now dammit
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:29:36 EDT (#)
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No I didn't pick that up from tuesday. I picked that up from your breasts (they look more like fat rolls) post.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh haha, how original. Did you pick that up from tuesday on one of my posts? You didn't? Oh, the little boy made his very first original insult! Now go tell Bart bart so he can give you a rimjob like he always does.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart, I'm buying you drinks when we go to Vegas.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look fatty, I'm not sucking any man's cock. I'm just celebrating the downfall of the only men who would ever dare thrusting his small cock into your discharging white trash vagina.
Now go run a mile will you?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, now I have to start over with a new name. Poor bart bart, I hate that for him.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:21:36 EDT (#)
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WOO HOO!!!
HIS ONLY REASON FOR LIVING HAS DISAPPEARED.
KILL YOURSELF FETISH.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caulain, in all honesty, in my time on uber, you're probably the uberer I relate to most. Started off as shit, then started to gain some respect, and then started to act like an ass again. Except we're on different sides this time. Go suck bart's balls, little man.
Submitted by Banned_Spiral (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:14:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart <bart.at.cilfone.com> at 2004-10-23 21:13:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
help me i locked myself out
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This guy rules.
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lmao
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He said bart pulled ALL his posts. He's the one who can't write clearly. Big shock there.
Degreeless_, I know you want to hump him and all, but you don't have to act like his chiuaua.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart <bart.at.cilfone.com> at 2004-10-23 21:13:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
help me i locked myself out
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This guy rules.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He posted it twice. God, you're dense.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:14:08 EDT (#)
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Not on the front page you don't.
Submitted by bart <bart.at.cilfone.com> at 2004-10-23 21:13:49 EDT (#)
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help me i locked myself out
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dumbass, how come I can see both?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:06:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Degreeless...yes you. You seem like you're doing good in UM. Better than I did anyway =P
I can still see Fetish's posts. Maybe only him can't see them. That's hilarious hahaha!
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I reposted it, retard.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Degreeless...yes you. You seem like you're doing good in UM. Better than I did anyway =P
I can still see Fetish's posts. Maybe only him can't see them. That's hilarious hahaha!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even me, culain?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
about time he's replaced by a better writter (that means anyone)
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-23 20:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor guy. All that hard work, wasted.
Fetish, thanks for all the hits your spamming gave me. Rating has only fallen 0.02.
If you're trying to deal with the pain of Bart's rejection, find advice here: http://maddox.xmission.com/suicide.html
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 20:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I put it back.
Submitted by Banned_Spiral (user info) at 2004-10-23 20:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now that earlier post is back up again.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 20:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He also took down my post, but left Quagmire's up. Of course I reposted it for him: http://www.ubersite.com/m/49461
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-23 20:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Har har peener
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-10-23 20:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
At first I figured you were bullshiting, so I checked for myself...
My guess is it's got something to do with him using Quagmire's IP address in his external name.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 20:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart_Has_A_Quagmire_Fetish
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-10-23 20:45:51 EDT (#)
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Insert witty remark here.
Submitted by Karl Rove at 2004-10-23 20:45:40 EDT (#)
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Woah. Crazy