Skankiness: Fat girl style. (3294 hits)
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Submitted by Amanda <mandapanda1707.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-24 02:22:01 EDT
Holy crap. I was laying on the couch in the lounge on my dorm floor at 2 in the morning, talking to my boyfriend. I kept hearing someone in high-heels stomping across the lounge upstairs- back and forth, stopping every so often. Being naturally curious, and knowing that this campus has a reputation for being haunted, I decided to investigate. Now, girls from my floor (including me) have had a recurring dream of some random guy wandering on the roofs of the dorm building. But that freakiness paled in comparison to what I saw in the lounge, pacing. Dressed in a nearly see-through black tube top, with a pair of skank shorts, fishnets, and 4" high heels was the largest girl that I have ever seen. Ever. In my entire life. I didn't even know they made slut clothes that big! But the story doesn't even end there. Oh, no. Before I even realized the consequences of asking such a question, the words, "What are you doing?!" flew out of my mouth. The girl turned, grinned at me, and simply stated, "I'm waiting for my boyfriend. He's picking me up and we're gonna go get it -ooonnn-!" With that elongated last word, she made thrusting motions with her.... her... pelvic area, I suppose you can call it. I nodded silently, trudged my way back downstairs to where the phone was waiting, and continued on with my conversation with my boyfriend. After all, after this post, I will be repressing that memory. For good.
Please, God, don't let her breed.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-05 00:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Remission (user info) at 2005-01-26 01:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You bore me.
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2004-10-24 23:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i blame it all on that christina aguilera song, i think some people missed the point about inner beauty
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-10-24 15:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you're trying. thank you :)
a hint, most readers will see one big paragraph and auto neg 2 it.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2004-10-24 12:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To clarify, I wasn't trying to make fun of fat people. I was just trying to relay my horrific incident to those who have never had the pleasure of visiting a women's college. The stuff that I post up here is true- if you don't believe me, I dare you to visit. I promise that it will change your life for forever. Email me if you're seriously interested.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-24 11:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*crys*
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-24 11:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-24 09:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You started off a bit rocky, but you've improved steadily. Not bad at all.
Yes, sadly there are men that would fuck a catcher's mitt, if that's what was available.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-24 09:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-24 07:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Decent post.
SIDEBURNS IS A PLAYBOY
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Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-24 07:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-10-24 06:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not that this was terrible, but making fun of fat people is hardly original. This could have been a lot more humorous.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-24 06:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-10-24 05:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Shudder*
Her foot is gross. She's all around gross. GOD MY EYES.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-24 05:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-10-24 05:08:49 (#)
Ranking: 1
What else do you think is lost in that ass?
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-10-24 05:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What else do you think is lost in that ass?
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-10-24 04:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
o_O
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-24 04:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Methinks this might spwan a post sometime.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-24 03:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're gonna get it -ooooooon-!
Hey Amanda, wanna get it -oooooooon-?
(Damn I love saying that.)
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-10-24 03:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She may be a little heavy damnit, but by god.. she's one hell of a lay! Atleast thats what the guy who was porking her would say. I was just speculating. Yep.. pure speculation.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-24 03:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nasty
Submitted by JungleJane (user info) at 2004-10-24 03:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh God! I'm blind!
Yuck.
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-10-24 02:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ewww that is a nasty image...must go burn corneas.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-10-24 02:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gross
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-10-24 02:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha. Nice pelvic thrust.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-24 02:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haven't seen that picture before.
BUTT POST SUNDAY #1.