Vandalism sure is swell. Next time you do it, learn how to spell. (1034 hits)
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Submitted by Lutes <absolutes18.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-24 21:29:22 EDT
I once read somewhere, which was obviously creditable, that the bathroom stall closest to the door in a public washroom is generally the one that is used the least. With high hopes and a full bladder I decided to put faith in the theory and use the first stall in between classes.
Cleanliness? Possibly.
Intelligence? Lacking.
As I unzipped my pants I couldn't help but notice a scrawled conversation of sorts, spiralling down the right wall. Naturally, I was interested in learning about the lives of strangers while I urinated, and read without hesitation.
"Kristy Simms is a dumb bitch."
First line and author, straight to the point. Not particularly interesting, until I scanned further down and read what appeared to be Kristy's response.
"Your just a jelous whoar"
Good comeback, Kristy! She refuted the claims made against her so well that I couldn't fully concentrate on the various sex acts that Samantha White frequently performs. Or Samantha's eloquent "Fuck u" response.
I have a feeling Kristy and Sam are the best of friends.
Now every time my bowels strike I dutifully head for that first stall to read the next instalment of the washroom equivalent of 'Passions.' Sadly, nothing significant has happened since: Kristy's still an idiot, and Samantha has venereal disease. The most important thing I've learned, however? An anonymous female apparently enjoys eating babies.
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-08 06:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-02-06 10:10:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure we're supposed to have sex.
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Well in that case have a plus2
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-12-12 08:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-12-12 08:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow.
You actually ARE a slut I went to high school with. Uh...minus the slut part I guess.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-12-06 10:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey,
Yeah from the Sault. Born and raised. My roommates and I run the High Commission of the people of Sault Ste. Marie in Ottawa.
GO Hounds.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-16 01:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if sam has some diseases, you sure you want to be using her stall?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-24 21:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
On left wall:
"To play bathroom stall tennis, look right!"
On right wall:
"To play bathroom stall tennis, look left!"
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-24 21:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha....always good stuff.
I don't usually linkwhore, but this old message is intimately related: http://www.ubersite.com/m/31577
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-10-24 21:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Decent. It needs a little more.