Sweet Juicy Fruit Fucking (1098 hits)
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Submitted by Rick (View user info) at 2004-10-24 22:00:35 EDT
From: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1086492.html?menu=news.quirkies.badtaste
Students at a Catholic school complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers which they claim portray fruit having sex.
Graduates from St Blasien Jesuit College, near Freiburg, were complaining about the new wrappers for Haribo's Maoam sweets.
In a letter to the firm, they wrote: "We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus."
The letter added: "It's irresponsible, to expose children to such pornographic representations."
The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges romping with each other.
The students were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon".
"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."
Haribo bosses admit the new packaging is "very racy", but said in tests no complaints had been raised.
Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old. But we have not had any other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all been positive."
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Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-25 01:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W.... oh wait.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-10-25 01:48:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-10-25 01:37:19 EDT (#)
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-2 for copy and pasting
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-24 22:35:03 EDT (#)
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+2 cause it was funny.
-2 cause you didn't write it.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-24 22:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I could really go some of that gum
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-24 22:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!11111111111111ONEONE777777!!!!!!!!LOLFORLFOF
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2004-10-24 22:07:29 EDT (#)
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You copied that whole article from elsewhere, you lousy shit. Check out boredatwork.com, there's a link to this shit already. nice try, be more creative.