Uber's Shakespeare (577 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.12 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tigre (View user info) at 2004-10-25 01:03:22 EDT
I doth sit, alone on at my desolate desk, pondering what thy God shall bringforth this day on Uber.
He hath not spake of evils such as this, as this is koolmang.
For he hath not spake Beauty such as thy Kristen.
But alas, nor how should I expect him to, for, shant he a man of such indignant spite, for spite he may and shall; for is he not the God of Uber?
Thy messenger I am of him, but hark, for my sathel is empty today. I feel the cold chill ripple through thy godless hair, chilling thy bone to the core, and thy heart to the bitterest bowels of hell.
Such feelings doth koolmang and alike implore upon me; and upon so many before me.
BUT! What sayyou, and what say dost you, for wence I ask thou question so noble, that thy chin would raise in triumph, triumph as a knight returning from his battles; but thy quest is such simpler. Ban thy Evil, and vanquish his counte power. Steal away from his cellar, and feaste his store of york.
For,(as all good men know) Koolmang's gut is made of pork.
User Reviews
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-13 11:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The title had so much potential.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Normally I'd give a +2 for being banned, but this was unadulterated garbage.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-11-05 12:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-04 07:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-27 09:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-27 09:03:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Look on the bright side Tigre, at least people will be reading your posts as he spams them.
Don't get involved in retaliating man it's not worth it. You post good stuff. He posts crap.
Leave him to it he will go away eventually or be ejected just like Fetish and Wang.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-27 08:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 02:37:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm littler, and I have more hits than you.
Poopy.<3
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Here's another hit.
Heehee. <3
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-10-25 03:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shitty. But +1 for the last line.
Submitted by cock_whistle (user info) at 2004-10-25 02:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well done salty,
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-10-25 01:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-25 01:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Shite..Iambic Pentameter..
stressed unstressed stress unstressed stress
not all was iambic Pentameter.
...suck my balls shakespeare.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-25 01:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didnt find it funny. You made a neutral piece of crap.
Submitted by Thunderlips (user info) at 2004-10-25 01:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You paint the walls to cover my pen but the shithouse bandit has struck again.
Submitted by King Henry at 2004-10-25 01:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
boo, that's not iambic pentameter.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-25 01:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Teehee! I made a funny.