Bad fast food service or terrorism?....and camwhore in uniform (826 hits)
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Submitted by TheRef (View user info) at 2004-10-25 04:29:40 EDT
Out here in the sandbox you can count on few luxuries. A cute girl being tranfered to your squadron. A cheese tortellini MRE with a lemon-seed poundcake. Hell, even a ride in an air conditioned vehicle could be condsidered rich by most out here. Now, you can add onto that list...Burger King.
The latest addition to my post in iraq is a 3 item menu burger king. In the states it would fail with in the first week. Out here, business is booming (literally and figuratively!). You can order a whopper, a double whopper (with or without cheese) or you can order a xxl big king. You have your choice of coke or orange fanta for a drink. Good stuff if you ask me. It is open 24 hours a day to accomodate all shifts. To some who have been here for upwards of a year, this is a dream come true. But to the suspicios eye, this is a terrorist haven.
First, you order in a fairly typical manner. Tell the foreign national what you want, pay him, and he relays his order to the worker heebs in the back. Easy enough, right? You then walk to the other end of the trailer where the food is handed out and wait. This is where they get you. As you walk to the food window you are mobbed by livestock waiting for nothing. The heebs know that an american with food on his mind, is nothing more than a mindless dolt. They intentionally do what the mexicans naturally do in the states. The take their sweet ass time making the food.
So as you walk around in circles waiting for your name to be called by Jabbar who doesn't even speak english, you have nothing better to do than,...well....um....you just kinda walk around or stand in one spot. Thats about it. There really is nothing more you can do. The heebs are no doubt inside laughing their sandy asses off at what should be the reletively easy task of retreiving a buger turned into a cattle show.
It is then that you realize that you are being played with. Even though we have the guns, they could just walk out and start stabbing us and there would be nothing we could do about it. We would just stand there doing nothing, still drooling about our whopper with cheese that prolly won't come. Hell, they could break the record for violence against soldiers if they held up at lunchtime.
this is where the insugents make their mistakes. If they only put down the koran long enough in grade school to actually learn somthing about the world. They would have realized that you don't defeat america by bombings or kidnappings. You defeat america by taking our luxuries. Do it mob style. You don't have to run the whole casino, just own the company that makes the chips. No chips, no tables, No tables ,no casinos. Easy stuff.
We americans are a like a well oiled machine. Unfortunatly like most machines we have our kinks. Fast food is one of them. If the heebs ever knew our greatest weakness, they could rule the world. Oh shit....forget I said anything.
Would you like fries with that?
The pic is for my fanclub. You know who you are..
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Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-10-26 00:07:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Thereisnogod (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:21:53 (#)
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Cute girls, Burger King, Starbucks, Subway????
Where the fuck are you, Nevada? No, right! You're FIGHTING A WAR IN IRAQ!!!! Good thing you've got the internet among all the other luxuries out there. Guess what? There are actual people in America that DON'T have internet and DON'T have the money for Starbucks. And there are people who DON'T have any other choice but to WORK at Subway and Burger King to pay the bills.
"Keep up the good work" ?!?!?!?
Yeah, don't kill too many children while driving in your oil-drinking Hummer. Go troops!!!
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i really don't know where to start with this load of shit.
1)i worked at those fast food joints. I used the money i made at them to pay my bills. I grew some balls and joined the military so i wouldn't have to rely on mcdonalds to feed my kids anymore.
2)when your at war and someone gives you free internet, you don't turn them down. You would be surprised to find out how many companies go out of their way to provide free services to the troops. Our internet for example is being provided free by a company that is not being paid for being out here. they are just out here to support the troops.
3)I think i am gonna drive the hummer around base tonight for no reason just to take more oil from you.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-25 12:40:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:16:15 EDT (#)
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look at them headlights!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:32:02 EDT (#)
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Would've been a +1 had it not been for Thereisnogod's moronic comment.
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:23:17 EDT (#)
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I saw "fast food" and "camwhore in uniform" without looking at anything else. I got excited. I wanted to see a greasy kid in a greasy uniform of a greasy fast food company. GODDAMNIT.
Submitted by Thereisnogod (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cute girls, Burger King, Starbucks, Subway????
Where the fuck are you, Nevada? No, right! You're FIGHTING A WAR IN IRAQ!!!! Good thing you've got the internet among all the other luxuries out there. Guess what? There are actual people in America that DON'T have internet and DON'T have the money for Starbucks. And there are people who DON'T have any other choice but to WORK at Subway and Burger King to pay the bills.
"Keep up the good work" ?!?!?!?
Yeah, don't kill too many children while driving in your oil-drinking Hummer. Go troops!!!
Fuck off.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:19:26 EDT (#)
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Well, I hate camwhores, unless you have tits and a vagina but I'll make an exception in this case.
Hopefully, in the next month, we can elect a new President and get you the fuck out of there, safe and sound at home, where you belong.
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:07:21 EDT (#)
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I wish i had the option to stay out here. we have an olympic size swimming pool and a few gyms on post. A big bx in the sky and the fast food stuff makes this place almost like my homebase in germany.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:03:36 EDT (#)
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+2 For your cute pic.
+2 For serving our country.
+2 Cause I love men in uniform.
Thanks for all your hardwork.
Keep safe.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-25 09:16:35 EDT (#)
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"...who doesn't even speak english"
big shock! you're in Iraq! Americans are open-minded.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-25 08:49:01 EDT (#)
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Rock on with your bad self!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-25 08:10:22 EDT (#)
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Come back safe. God Bless you for being over there.
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-10-25 07:00:29 EDT (#)
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subway should be on my base shortly. we also have a starbucks coming. i love this place.
single moms are hot!!!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-25 06:38:00 EDT (#)
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When my ex-boyfriend was in Iraq, some people his company made bi-monthly trips to Kuwait for supplies. While he was there, he'd eat at Chilis and Subway. Anyway, this is sick to me, but he'd buy a bunch of subs and bring them back to Iraq with him. Upon rejoining the rest of his company, he'd offer up these 2-day old subs that hadn't been refrigerated for $10 apiece-and people actually BOUGHT them. Anything to avoid eating another MRE, I guess?
Military guys are HOT.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-10-25 06:02:16 EDT (#)
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and another
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-10-25 06:02:08 EDT (#)
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FUCK
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-10-25 06:01:58 EDT (#)
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+2 for being over here
-1 for being chairforce, i dont like that my tour is 3 times longer, so i take it out on you
+1 because you are farther north than I.
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-10-25 05:37:23 EDT (#)
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i have heard the mortars get closer, but that is the closest one i have seen. my tent almost took a direct hit yesterday.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-10-25 05:04:51 EDT (#)
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+2 for being a soldier
-1 for using an anti-semetic slur for A-rab cooks
+3 if Jews were actually working at a burger king in Iraq.
nice nice nice.
see you at your court-martial. (Treason and all. You should really watch the aiding and abetting while in country. You can get away with it at home, especially if you are an elected democrat.)
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-10-25 05:03:09 EDT (#)
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Meh,
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-25 05:01:06 EDT (#)
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Yes, because when involved in a war against the indigenous population of a country, it's always a good idea to have them serving food to you.
Only in America, folks.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-25 05:00:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-10-25 04:47:47 (#)
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i am actually leaning against the front of the hummer.
i wan't shitting myself in that pic but about 10 seconds after that pic was taken, we recieved morter fire about 100 yards from our position. For an air force guy, that is a close call.
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Try having it explode less than 5 ft away and imbed shrapnel in the brick wall you're hiding behind.
Bad, bad feeling that time man. 2 seconds slower and I'd be meatpaste.
Good to know they're getting some amenities further north now. I expect to be back later next year.
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-10-25 04:56:30 EDT (#)
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OOOOOH YOUR SO HOT, WOULD YOU LIKE TO RAPE MY VIRGIN ASSHOLE??
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-10-25 04:56:18 EDT (#)
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Hummers suck.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-25 04:52:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-10-25 04:47:47 EDT (#)
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i am actually leaning against the front of the hummer.
i wan't shitting myself in that pic but about 10 seconds after that pic was taken, we recieved morter fire about 100 yards from our position. For an air force guy, that is a close call.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-25 04:46:11 EDT (#)
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YOU LOOK SO TOUGH
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-25 04:35:28 EDT (#)
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have you just shit your pants or something?
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-25 04:33:03 EDT (#)
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you look like you're sqauting.
cheer up boss