How Canada can be just like the States. BE FEARED (921 hits)
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Submitted by Kold Fusion <kold.at.koldfusion.ca> (View user info) at 2004-10-25 06:13:37 EDT
For years Canada has been known as the USA's retarded little cousin. Well here is a way we can stop this.
First off. Lets get either your average Indian (im talking the gas huffing kind not the Terrorist kind) or the smartest Newfie out of the Unemployment line after fishing season or your average Meth head Saskachewaneze (hey, what else is there to do there?) and put him/her into office.
Then get them to put us a few trillion dollars in debt buying millitary equipment other than polar fleece and snow boots or mothballed diesel subs from the only people that are whiter than us. The Brits.
Then go head on down to some country where we dont belong and are definatley not welcome. Like sayyy IRAQ. Then poke at them with a stick till a few crazy towel heads decide to learn to fly Jumbo jets and give us what we deserve for all our poking.. Lets say crash into The Saddle Dome (Penworth Sadledome.. sorry) and kill off a few thousand people durring the first regular season Flames game since the NHL lock out.
Then we can act like we never had it comming, get sympathy from the whole planet.. but only for a moment, and use that excuse to go to war with.. Um say... IRAQ and anyone who has ever talked to them.
After were done raping the country side and stealing a few trillion in Oil (and not paying off our debt with that money) and forcing our political beliefs down thier throats, hand back the country to another crazy eyed towel head acting like were gods gift to the free world. Then give them a shit load of weapons so that some day in the future they have something to shoot at us with.
By this time all our citizens will think were the best thing since Welfare to lazy people, EI to a Newfie and Seperatisim to A quebeccer, While the rest of the world hates us and wishes that the next crazy towel head has a better plan than flying a 747 into the Saddle Dome and killing thousands of people who had nothing to do with all that stick poking. Something like assasinating the Newfie or Indian or meth head Regina born Primeminister and all the cabinet.
But hell. You know that the States would be running all over Canada before we had time to arm our first nuke or brew up our first biological weapon. Cause why should anyone else but the States have them.
FUCK YOU YANKEE GOVERNMENT!!
So how many people did I piss off today?
PS. I like most Americans. But your government is one fucked up machine. Its a pitty you all have to pay for its mistakes. And an even bigger pitty all your village idiots are still enlisting. But hey... Since theres special needs programs taking care of all your retarded people the Theory Of Evolution has to weed out the defective geenes somehow right? ENLIST TODAY!!!
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Submitted by Kold (user info) at 2004-10-30 09:24:05 EDT (#)
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Scrum Down. I would love the US to go to war with Canada. The us Might be strong. But there wouldent be a nation on this planet willing to beat on the US for picking on its retarded little cousin.
Yeap. that would be the last straw indeed. And you cant nuke us. were too close.
Submitted by Kold (user info) at 2004-10-26 06:11:56 EDT (#)
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dint no u had tew be and enlgesh major tew post hereee
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-10-25 12:23:38 EDT (#)
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If you have spelling errors, and a shitty post, people are going to comment on them. Learn to be literate, or don't post. No one wants to read poorly written crap such as this. There is a thing called spell check. USE IT. This post in itself did not piss me off. There are plenty of idiots with stupid opinions out there. There is just no excuse for posting something with dumb errors in it when this wonderful world in which we live has WORD PROCESSORS. If you want to express something, do it in a fashion that is people can read. This is shit.
Submitted by disgruntled (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:54:39 EDT (#)
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And another. +2s never killed anyone--Bush did.
Submitted by disgruntled (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:54:16 EDT (#)
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Actually here, have another +2. I'm offsetting for all the dumb people here.
Submitted by disgruntled (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:53:41 EDT (#)
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Talk about making crystal clear sense, dude!
Submitted by Hannes (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:08:29 EDT (#)
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Kold...
In a odd way i LOVE you.. finally, fellow canadian, someone has posted something that speaks for itself!!
FUCK BUSH AND THE GOVERNMENT!
Kold is right... I don't mind the people, but it's too bad u live in that country!
I sometimes thin just put a great big glass bowl over the USA and let u live ure fucked up system on your own and let the rest of the world evolve!!
I just hope u guys got enough common sense to vote for Kerry! Cuz if not.. i know alot of countries are gonna hate u evenmore, including the country i live in now (Germany!). Just for the purpose of pissing us Europeans off even more about u yanks a german TV Channl called "ProSieben" allready bough the screeningrights off Micheal Moore ( yes the guy that must telling the thruth about Bush and his lies, otherwise he would get his ass sued off of him!!! ) and are know going to show "Fahrenheit 9/11" on the 1st of November! Yes.. exactly one day before the votes!
PLZ listen to me once USA.. vote Kerry.. he has common sense.. i watched the TV debates and he is 111% the better dude!
FUCK BUSH AND HIS LIES!
Thx.. Hannes
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:52:48 EDT (#)
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Wow, real funny.
Submitted by Kold (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:50:45 EDT (#)
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w00t! Got the reaction I wanted.
ahh so predictable.
If you find any spelling mistakes. Please. By all means. Keep them.
But honestly. Think about it. Everything there is basicly what the US has done over the years.
I do feel incredibly guilty about indirectly poking at the 911 victims. Its sad that they have paid for the mistakes made by the US government over the years. And whats even sadder is that the US government is just making more people mad at them with thier blind flailing retalliations. And asking for a few more buildings to get knocked down. You guys ever wonder why nothing happens to Canada? Cause we keep our eyes on our own plate and dont think our shit doesnt stink. Even when we were one of the big kids on the block.
You poke at that geek enough in elementary school. One day he might grow up and kick your ass.
And Army Boy. You military mostly consists of real world rejects that are/were one step away from jail. In my country you need at least a highschool equivilent to get in.
And why is it everytime I see someone on TV from the US military they have that cousin fucking southern drawl?
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:04:29 EDT (#)
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for +2ing your own post.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-10-25 09:48:23 EDT (#)
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I think this is particularily relevant here http://www.ubersite.com/m/49180 (us civilised folk)
Have a plus1 because I hitwhored on your post.
Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2004-10-25 09:44:16 EDT (#)
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So I am retarded for enlisting. OK, thats fine. I won't get too self rightious here, but take a moment to think about what you are saying, and whom you may be saying it to, and then let me know if you really want to tangle.
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-10-25 09:36:27 EDT (#)
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I don't spend my time being pissed at people as ignorant as you. Since you are waste, it is an even bigger waste of time to expend energy to be angry at you. But this post is definitely (NOTE THE SPELLING)moronic. How about spending some more time in school and getting more of an education before you write anything again.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-10-25 09:34:54 EDT (#)
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This was a lame fucking pile of crap. If you want to "get us Americans pissed off" try and not do the same thing that every other America hater does. This was just a piece of crap.
FUCK TREE!!!!!!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-25 09:29:48 EDT (#)
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this is just a stupid post.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-25 09:14:07 EDT (#)
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Can't say i'm pissed about this. Poorly done summation that's not far from the truth.
If this helps... "fuck off ya (generic insult)".
Submitted by Salmon (user info) at 2004-10-25 08:14:22 EDT (#)
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No worries. Plenty of Americans will come.
Submitted by Kold (user info) at 2004-10-25 07:50:05 EDT (#)
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One hour later and I havent pissed anyone off yet?
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-25 07:13:18 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-10-25 06:33:46 EDT (#)
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