Guided tours= BS (499 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 0.67 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <darkenblade471.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-25 10:46:14 EDT
At school on another Monday and I see some random guy who probably works for the school giving some prospective students a guided tour of the campus telling him all the fluff such as "the campus is very safe" and "we have a zero tolerance policy" when I just burst out laughing and followed them for a while to hear the nonsense that they were spewing.
1. This campus is very safe- My ass it's safe. Last semester someone sabotaged the axle on my friend's car nearly killing us when we were driving off campus to get some food, that means they would have to take the time to go under the car and cut them and yes they were cut, we brought it to a mechanic and he said they were.
2. We have a zero tolerance policy- Oh really? You tolerate those idiots in the dorms that blast their hip hop garbage until five in the morning and then when you ask them to turn it down they open the door with a bottle of beer in their hand. Maybe if you lazy bastards would enforce some rules you could keep the place safe.
3. This is our food court, great place to eat- Sure... if you don't count the fact that everything is too damn expensive and the line is out the door because it's the only decent place to eat on the whole campus and even after you get up to the counter it's another ten to twenty minute wait because they can't understand the concept of no onions. AGH!!!!!!
4. Our library is the place to come when you need to study- Yeah except for the fact that there aren't enough computers to go around because everyone is too busy bullshitting on AIM or writing a rant about stupid guided tours on some random website that he found by accident. Or that the only quiet place to study in the library (it's basement) has been taken over by the idiot school "athletes" so they can play hide and seek, manhunt, or any other game that requires a ball of some kind.
5. This campus was actually a mansion with a large estate, it's quite beautiful- Maybe it's nice if there weren't these oddly designed aging buildings all over the place and the little fact that because it was an estate it takes too damn long to get from one side to the other so if you forget something your totally screwed.
After that last one I couldn't take it anymore and I left the tour to write this rant, always remember with guided tours be worried about what they don't tell you. Otherwise you'll get trapped in some hellhole.
User Reviews
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-10-25 12:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up
Submitted by ToastEatingBastard (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Playing in the library is fun. Stop trying to study and go party, too. I'm with the other guys in blaring metal. Thrash is awesome. But if you don't want to party, don't go to college. Any college that actually enforces rules is probably too prestigious for you anyway.
Submitted by Trion (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do blast my metal and when I do they have the audacity to report me and I get in trouble. Apparently the "white man" is trying to keep the "black man" down even though I am hispanic and apparently that means nothing to them.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, let the metal blast!
I used to live in an appt where all I heard was that shitty bass early in the moring and late at night. On the weekends when I had to work, I would crank up the metal blasting around noon, and go to work. They can listen to Killswitch and Slayer all day, fuckers! They didn't like me too much, but fuck em, they have no respect for other people and their real classes.
Most of the fucks in college were worthless and just got drunk all the time. I had to take fucking hard math and engineering courses and not sleep cause of a bunch of loud ass people with a free ride....
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Best guided tour ever: http://www.ubersite.com/m/49624
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My god, your life is horrible. How do you stand it??
You should join the military right away. Nonono don't wait for the semester to end. DO IT NOW.
Travel to exotic lands, meet new people of a different culture, and complain to them of how
bad college life is.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but..but, I like onions.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sucks for you. What college do you go to?
For the poeple who blast rap, blast metal back at them.