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PolyamorousguyAJ Has Been Botted! (578 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.2 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by Aim Chat Bot (View user info) at 2004-10-25 14:17:41 EDT


DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!

ilikemiself18(10:23:22): Soy ou are going to Vegas in March?
polyamorousguyaj(10:23:34): yeah
polyamorousguyaj(10:23:37): who's this?
ilikemiself18(10:23:51): alrighty then
polyamorousguyaj(10:24:08): and you are?
ilikemiself18(10:24:20): oh crap i forgot my dentist appointment :-/ lol
polyamorousguyaj(10:24:25): bot
polyamorousguyaj(10:24:34): botbotbotbotbot
ilikemiself18(10:24:37): im not a bot, lol did u really think I was?
polyamorousguyaj(10:24:37): somebody's a tossfuck
polyamorousguyaj(10:24:41): who sent you?
ilikemiself18(10:24:48): i have been so tired lately, i cant wait till i can sleep in for once
polyamorousguyaj(10:25:03): I'm going to chop off your head and send it to them in a paper bag.
ilikemiself18(10:25:14): i was never very good at writing
polyamorousguyaj(10:25:20): And whoever's pictures those are in the profile, nice.
polyamorousguyaj(10:25:23): because you're abot
polyamorousguyaj(10:25:26): bot bot bot bot
ilikemiself18(10:25:34): sorry, I dont have a pic
polyamorousguyaj(10:25:35): holy shit.
polyamorousguyaj(10:25:40): what?
polyamorousguyaj(10:25:42): you fucking idiot
polyamorousguyaj(10:25:46): look at your profile
ilikemiself18(10:25:50): did somethin go wrong?
polyamorousguyaj(10:25:53): oh wait, you're a BOT
ilikemiself18(10:26:02): lol sorry, im no bot
polyamorousguyaj(10:26:04): http://www.wouldyouhitthis.com/?id=79782
polyamorousguyaj(10:26:08): BOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
ilikemiself18(10:26:17): it can't be me
polyamorousguyaj(10:26:36): yes it can
ilikemiself18(10:26:47): thats good
polyamorousguyaj(10:26:47): it is
polyamorousguyaj(10:26:50): who sendt you?
ilikemiself18(10:26:56): what u doin?
polyamorousguyaj(10:26:58): tell me so I can skullfuck them to death
ilikemiself18(10:27:07): i think you know already
polyamorousguyaj(10:27:08): stewing over how pissed off I am that someone sent me a fucking bot
ilikemiself18(10:27:18): u know it
polyamorousguyaj(10:27:24): I just woke up, assholes.
polyamorousguyaj(10:27:24): I'm sick!
ilikemiself18(10:27:35): really?
polyamorousguyaj(10:27:48): Kind of
polyamorousguyaj(10:27:49): sick enough to skip class
polyamorousguyaj(10:27:50): why am I telling you this?
polyamorousguyaj(10:27:52): you're a bot
polyamorousguyaj(10:27:54): fuck you bot
polyamorousguyaj(10:27:59): die bot
ilikemiself18(10:28:00): :-\
polyamorousguyaj(10:28:12): swirling around the cum in your mouth?
ilikemiself18(10:28:25): ugh
ilikemiself18(10:28:31): haha, FunnyMuffin.com has really funny pictures. have you ever been there?
polyamorousguyaj(10:28:49): no
polyamorousguyaj(10:28:54): shutup, bitch
ilikemiself18(10:29:04): why not?
polyamorousguyaj(10:29:25): shutup
polyamorousguyaj(10:29:25): didn't anyone teach you what that hole in your face is for?
polyamorousguyaj(10:29:25): die
polyamorousguyaj(10:29:25): die die die
polyamorousguyaj(10:29:27): fucker
ilikemiself18(10:29:33): wtf dont talk to me like that!
polyamorousguyaj(10:30:01): fuck you
polyamorousguyaj(10:30:05): what are you going to do about it?
ilikemiself18(10:30:10): fuck u child molesting chum bucket!
polyamorousguyaj(10:30:15): hahah
polyamorousguyaj(10:30:18): hahahahahahahahaha


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User Reviews


Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-25 14:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

AJ p0wn3d j00!

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-10-25 14:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha, wasn't me AJ

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-25 14:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

These bots weren't even funny the first time I got IMed. I was never fooled by the blatantly obvious bots. The following five hundred times just made me want to kill every Uberuser. It's annoying. Stop. You're not funny or clever.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-25 14:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ghey.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-25 14:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DUMBdumbDUMB

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-25 14:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tool.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-25 14:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-25 14:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I just LOVE these AIM posts. Truly I do. They are so fuhnee!!!!onewonone!!!1

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-25 14:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Second time AJ has been the target of these things. Even less funny this time.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-25 14:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Average. Would have been funnier if AJ went along and tried to romance the bot and sweept it off it's feet.


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