My love story (440 hits)
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Submitted by john dunker <johndunker.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-25 15:02:50 EDT
SO i was trying to sleep at my girlfriends house today but her parents were moving and were clanking and....banging and all the noises associated with moving. SO needless to say, I couldn't sleep. Oh yea and the room was warm. VERY warm. ESpecially for an autumn day! But we were on the third floor so i can see how that would be a large factor in my discourse temperature-wise. SO I decided after waking my girlfriend up because I wanted her to suffer too, that I would go downstairs to possibly indulge in a Mid-afternoon, post-morning delight. WELL, I FOUND A BRAN MUFFIN. I know. A lovely find. BUT WHAT ELSE YOU SAY!?!? None other than girl guide cookies. Scrump-diddly-umptuous GIRL GUIDE COOKIES. The supple brown discs of lip-smacking goodness slid down my throat with the greatest of ease. BUt my joy did not end there.
NOw, my girlfriend's parents call the space behind her house the "backyard". I think that name is silly and outdated. A much better name would be "Squirrelville" and/or to a lessser extent, "Squirreland". THERE WERE LIKE 6 SQUIRRELS ALL PRANCING AROUND WITH GLEE! If I was STILL in a bad mood after eating Girl GUide Banana Muffin cookies, boy howdy, I wasn't now. THe squirrels were chasing each other, looking for nuts....chasing each other. It really reminded me of simpler times when I too was a squirrel, metaphorically. YOu know...that time in your life when you're just focused on finding that nut that you put in a hole but then you don't remember who's yard you put it in! HA HAHA...funny...funny times. Silly squirrelies.
This guy came into my hotel the other morning and was like "DID YOU KNOW THAT THE HIGHER THE SQUIRRELS PUT THEIR NUTS, AND THE EARLIER IT IS IN THE SEASON, THE COLDER IT WILL BE IN WINTER!??!"
THATS PRETTY CRAZY EH?!?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wrote with better syntax, grammar and punctuation when I was in pre-school, Tardo.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Way to help your girlfriend's parents move. Some loving boyfriend you are. Rather look at squirrels like a fag
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Squirells are cool. I have a pet one.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JABBA DA HUTT WANTS YO NUTS!
STOP FUCKING YELLING AT ME!!! MY BALLS RECEDE INTO MY STOMACH WHEN THAT HAPPENS, you dig? MY NUts are so high!
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i just farted
Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-10-25 15:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've heard that the higher the squirrels put their nuts, the more this post will suck. And I saw those nuts, and they were pretty fucking high.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-25 15:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-25 15:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
but what are we suppossed to do if the story sux? Oh yeah I remember now......
-2 DIE
Submitted by JohnnyACDC (user info) at 2004-10-25 15:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please dont be fickle and ignore the fact that there's no punctuation. CMON, you can read something even if the punctuation is bad so suck it up buttercup