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Habeeb Has Been Botted! (609 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.25 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Aim Chat Bot (View user info) at 2004-10-25 15:11:39 EDT


DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN


MuffinCheeseqo(11:50:52): stop picking on the red sox stupid
HogMan650(11:50:57): never
HogMan650(11:51:03): i hate them with a deep passion
MuffinCheeseqo(11:51:10): the stupid phone keeps ringing and i dont wanna answer it lol
HogMan650(11:51:29): jesus christ
HogMan650(11:51:33): your a godamn bot
HogMan650(11:51:37): who has sent you
MuffinCheeseqo(11:51:39): ;-)
HogMan650(11:51:42): oh
HogMan650(11:51:46): thems fightin words
MuffinCheeseqo(11:51:54): yea
HogMan650(11:52:00): what did you call me
MuffinCheeseqo(11:52:11): I dunno about that one
HogMan650(11:52:21): sex with turtles?
MuffinCheeseqo(11:52:30): all u want to talk about is sex? lol i'm down baby
HogMan650(11:52:44): i want to mac it with you dirty nigger sytle
HogMan650(11:52:47): style
MuffinCheeseqo(11:52:58): thats odd
HogMan650(11:53:08): odd
HogMan650(11:53:09): no
HogMan650(11:53:12): you are odd
MuffinCheeseqo(11:53:21): lol look who's atlking
HogMan650(11:53:27): fuck you and all you stand for
MuffinCheeseqo(11:53:41): was that an insult?
HogMan650(11:53:49): you sicken me
MuffinCheeseqo(11:54:00): why are you concerned over me?
HogMan650(11:54:16): i am going to warn you and be done with you, you rat bastard
MuffinCheeseqo(11:54:26): me? no
HogMan650(11:54:36): yes. any last words, ass jerk
MuffinCheeseqo(11:54:50): i love a good ass
HogMan650(11:55:01): holy crap your not a bot
HogMan650(11:55:05): i'll be damned
MuffinCheeseqo(11:55:11): what? lol sorry i'm no bot
HogMan650(11:55:16): i am confused
HogMan650(11:55:19): omg
HogMan650(11:55:24): what is going on
MuffinCheeseqo(11:55:28): being confused is what makes life interesting
HogMan650(11:55:29): i am scurred
HogMan650(11:55:38): this is the end
MuffinCheeseqo(11:55:39): oh crap I forgot my dentist appointment :-/ lol
HogMan650(11:55:42): YES
HogMan650(11:55:45): you are a bot
HogMan650(11:55:47): hahaha
HogMan650(11:55:50): victory
MuffinCheeseqo(11:55:56): alrighty
MuffinCheeseqo(11:56:00): haha, FunnyMuffin.com has really funny pictures. have you ever been there?
HogMan650(11:56:08): I REFUSE
HogMan650(11:56:13): you goddamn bot
MuffinCheeseqo(11:56:23): i dont beleive u lol
HogMan650(11:56:29): i see
MuffinCheeseqo(11:56:38): really?
HogMan650(11:56:45): jesus
MuffinCheeseqo(11:56:57): i am watching fear factor, man this show is crazy
HogMan650(11:57:07): no it's not
MuffinCheeseqo(11:57:16): why not?
HogMan650(11:57:21): because jews make it
MuffinCheeseqo(11:57:32): crap, i was gonna ask u something but i cant remember now lol
HogMan650(11:57:37): you fuckwit
MuffinCheeseqo(11:57:50): me? no...
HogMan650(11:57:58): happy birthday
MuffinCheeseqo(11:58:07): whats your name again?
HogMan650(11:58:15): timothy
MuffinCheeseqo(11:58:28): lol ur funny
HogMan650(11:58:53): i have bone herpes. i have 6 weeks to live
MuffinCheeseqo(11:59:06): really?
HogMan650(11:59:10): yes
MuffinCheeseqo(11:59:21): ok
HogMan650(11:59:39): ok? what the hell do you mean ok?
MuffinCheeseqo(11:59:50): i mean whati said
HogMan650(11:59:58): you are a rude bastard
MuffinCheeseqo(12:00:08): lol your funny
HogMan650(12:00:18): i am going to kill you
MuffinCheeseqo(12:00:32): im not that interesting, lol
HogMan650(12:00:37): do you like boston
MuffinCheeseqo(12:00:47): what about me?
HogMan650(12:00:48): wanna have cyber sex? wait.. are you under 18?
MuffinCheeseqo(12:01:00): you are a sick prevert.



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Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-26 06:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

can u get bots for msn?

Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-10-25 19:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for bone herpes

Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-10-25 18:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Thanks for wasting 10 minutes of my time today."

They are called reading skills. Get some.


Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-25 17:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh boy, cant wait till you post mine.

Thanks for wasting 10 minutes of my time today.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by thricepalermo (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I am picturing FBI agents trying to uncover the Alquida code in that.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

The Beebster made this post.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-25 15:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/48088

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-25 15:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahaha

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-25 15:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

habeeb is my hero

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-10-25 15:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I DID NOT SAY THOSE LAST TOO LINES

I said this instead:
HogMan650(12:00:48): I want to meet you in back of White Hen. Come naked and remember to put ice on your tits before I arrive
MuffinCheeseqo(12:01:00): you are a sick prevert

GOD DAMN BEARS, BOO

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-25 15:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Habeeb cracks me up.


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