Black people and cell phones... a positive correlation? (803 hits)
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Submitted by <darkenblade471.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-25 16:06:38 EDT
I can already here the -2's coming my way for what I am going to say here.
I am sitting in the library of my school right now (and at this damn place there is nothing else to do but go on the computers and piss away the so called "best years of my life" on the internet in some school that I believe is the affirmative action capital of the world but that's besides the point) and suddenly I am interrupted. Some black guy comes and sits down at the computer next to me and he immediately pulls out his cell phone to make a call with absolutely no courtesy for those around him and he makes his stupid phone call and then when he's done he gets up and leaves, man I feel targeted.
I am at my job trying to take the order of some black guy at my table (I am a waiter at a catering hall, much easier than the restaurant business)and he's jabbering on his cell phone and when I am about to ask him if he wants something he looks at me and says "back off cracker I'm using the phone and the people at his table laugh." Cracker? Bastard your lucky I'm working or I swear I would take that cell phone, shove it down your throat, and put your head through a wall.
Next scenario, friend and I are at the movie theatre trying to watch a movie when three black girls walk in yammering on their cell phones in the middle of the movie, being that my friend is an asshole and doesn't care what people say he yells out "it's not like were trying to watch a movie or anything!" They get the hint and rather than hang up the cell phones they continue talking just a little lower.
Final scenario which doesn't fail to repeat itself every day here at the school, in the middle of class someone's cell phones go off and of course the person with it is (surprise!) black. They take a few minutes looking for it and then they find it and then after class they grab the phone, turn it back on, and call the person back saying that "hey I was in class and you know how them cracker teachers be bitching about a black man and his phone" as though it were the teachers fault that your damn phone went off.
Now I really don't consider myself racist, but you really can't help but notice the trend here, I mean is it just a coincidence or my imagination or what?
For those of you that aren't familiar with what a positive correlation is let me put it this way:
More black people = More cell phones
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Submitted by zombieZero (user info) at 2004-10-26 00:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
More people like you = more fucking idiots = more shit like this being posted.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, it's not just the cell phones
'Boofers' are loud, obnoxious, and just plain ignorant. They don't give a fuck about anyone, but themselves and are nothing but a burden on society. They spend all there money when they get it and then bitch when they're broke. Let them keep buying the white man's cell phone!
damn you Abe Lincoln!!!
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-10-25 19:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Otter <suburbanator350.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-25 16:22:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's the thing, if you sit back and watch people, you will notice that it's not only blacks who act this way.
Where do you live? Are you in the innercity section of a large town in the South? If so, then of course you are going to notice more blcks acting this way simply because they make up a large majority of the population. If you lived in the suburbs of Bizmark, ND, you might see the same behavior, yet it wouldn't be the blacks doing it simply because of thier lower population. Go to Beverly Hills some time, you will see the thing going on, but with rich, snobby white kids.
You may also be just looking at the blacks to do this sort of thing, but if you really pay attention, you'll notice that all races will act a certain way.
I am a professional driver. I take note that all BMWs are driven by assholes. So my brain tends to focus on how many BMWs are out ther, pretty much automatically labeling them an asshole. But when I stop and think about, I notice that everybody is an asshole, I just tend to single out the BMWs.
Well dude, if I think about it I had 12 'minority' students in my block classes, 10 of which had cell phones, and at least 3/4 of those who had phones (roughly 7) would have their phone periodically ring in the middle of class, or beep to indicate that they had recieved a text message... Maybe they're nigs or maybe they forgot to turn off their phones, all i know is it happened less than half as often to the other classmates, who were caucasian.
Yes, all races will act a certain way. Rich whiteys act like rich whiteys, rich blacks act like rich blacks, poor niggers act like niggers and white trash are white trash, right? There are always exceptions, but yeah. I just hate everyone.
Submitted by Trion (user info) at 2004-10-25 19:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes Strife is the asshole that said something to those idiots at the theatre that day and as for where I live, I live on Long Island, not north or south more like pure east.
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2004-10-25 18:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
my balls itch
oh yeah, and it's not just blacks, fucking white teenage bitches also do this shit.
I ought to fuck them all and have them shut up
Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ignorant people will not be elevated when they are advanced tools. They will only use the new tools they are given to make their ignorance offend even more people. It is sad but true. Black people will be proud od this behavior yet be offended when one points it out.
Submitted by Ted at 2004-10-25 16:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You shoulda asked the 'cracker' guy if he just wanted his usual... fried chicken and watermelon. THAT woulda made a good uber post about how you got the shit beat out of you.
Submitted by Strife <madefornothing.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-10-25 16:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"There are blacks and then there are niggers. You my friend are refering to the latter. "
There couldn't be a truer statement. Kudos to you. BTW im the asshole guy. And its not just phones. Last time I was at a full movie a crew of black people stood with the door wide open during the movie letting the light shine in yelling at each other as if nothing was going on around them...for almost half the movie. People like these should be hind ad quartered slowly around a crowd of people while their pleas for death fall on deaf uncaring ears. However there, like every race, are good and bad people, I just hope the kidn like these die of ghonaria, and rot in hell.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's not just black people. It is fucking EVERYONE with a damn cellphone. I don't understand how so many people don't know how to put their damn phone in silent mode. You can still tell when it's ringing, and its not obnoxious with your stupid ass musical tone. BLAH BLAH BLAH. WHEE
Submitted by Otter <suburbanator350.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-25 16:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's the thing, if you sit back and watch people, you will notice that it's not only blacks who act this way.
Where do you live? Are you in the innercity section of a large town in the South? If so, then of course you are going to notice more blcks acting this way simply because they make up a large majority of the population. If you lived in the suburbs of Bizmark, ND, you might see the same behavior, yet it wouldn't be the blacks doing it simply because of thier lower population. Go to Beverly Hills some time, you will see the thing going on, but with rich, snobby white kids.
You may also be just looking at the blacks to do this sort of thing, but if you really pay attention, you'll notice that all races will act a certain way.
I am a professional driver. I take note that all BMWs are driven by assholes. So my brain tends to focus on how many BMWs are out ther, pretty much automatically labeling them an asshole. But when I stop and think about, I notice that everybody is an asshole, I just tend to single out the BMWs.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have run into these kind as well. The only thing worse was the mexican fella (Back off, I am mexican too) that had "La Cucharacha" as his ring tone.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As it's been said before...
There are blacks and then there are niggers. You my friend are refering to the latter.
Submitted by Trion (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well actually at the wedding with the black guy, during the cocktail hour all they were eating was spare ribs and friend chicken that the bride and groom had selected for the hot food. I don't like to go by stereotypes but remember that all stereotypes have a grain of truth in them.
Submitted by theDSC (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pshhh....next you'll tell me that they love chicken and Kool-Aid too....