moisture is the key to all wetness (665 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -0.12 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by abefroman42 (View user info) at 2004-10-25 17:46:33 EDT
Dirty uberhead, I live in Salt Lake City. We have seasons here. Spring, Summer, Fall, and winter, every year, like clockwork. For the last year, 100 years, and probably 1000 years. Why is it that barometricly idiotic people are somehow surprised by moisture?
Without exception, people are flabbergasted on a yearly basis when it rains and or snows.
This morning I overheard "Wow, winter is in full swing!" No, assholes, look at a calendar. Winter starts in 2 months. This is called fall, and in this region, fall climates include light snowfall.
I have noticed these jackasses apply their local news weather report logic to other areas as well. Such as, "I can't believe its already October!", or "I cant believe the year has gone by so fast!" These mensas must be out of touch with the sun and moon, because by my count of days and night, we are right on schedule.
And remember, moisture is the key to all wetness.
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Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-09 17:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Removal of +2
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 19:39:23 EDT (#)
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Congratulations!!
Submitted by Duck_lucky (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The picture made me laugh.
I didn't read the post though...
Brandy
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-26 06:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Would have been a plus two. But the text inbetween the 'musin title n picture did lower one's grade.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-25 18:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is just awful.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 18:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't worry...with that mug, no one will be staring, Pancho. Except maybe that flamer Fetish.
Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-25 18:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HELL YES!!!! SOMEONE POSTS A GOD-DAMN MIRACLE!!!!
THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS, THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE.
Ps. is it cold enough for ya?
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-10-25 17:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You, sir, kick ass.