Uber!!!!!! This Boy Is Lost. Do You Know Who He Is? (507 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.56 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (View user info) at 2004-10-25 20:03:57 EDT
JiuJitsu916: hey baby
JiuJitsu916: i want your man love
Geuz87: HEY BABY
JiuJitsu916: mmmmm penis
Geuz87: WHO IS THIS
JiuJitsu916: we made love
JiuJitsu916: butt love
JiuJitsu916: you dont remember
Geuz87: i make butt love with a lot of men
Geuz87: most of which i never see the faces of
JiuJitsu916: welll you told me i was your first
JiuJitsu916: you lied
Geuz87: they were all my first
JiuJitsu916: how could you
JiuJitsu916: you lied to me
JiuJitsu916: i feel so naked
Geuz87: i feel like a coke
JiuJitsu916: i feel like a long hard penis
Geuz87: I feel like a coke with an umbrella in it
JiuJitsu916: mmmmmmmmm
JiuJitsu916: i feel liike coke in a line
Geuz87: yeah, one big line
JiuJitsu916: with a rolled up 100$ bill
JiuJitsu916: oooooh its all good
JiuJitsu916: mmmm coke
Geuz87: that is why they called bob hope the king of one liners
Geuz87: because he was a drug addict, like stabkill
Geuz87: or shitfuck
Geuz87: they are all the same to me: shit
JiuJitsu916: yeah shitfuck
JiuJitsu916: your 16 arent you
JiuJitsu916: i mean 87
JiuJitsu916: not to good of a year
JiuJitsu916: let me tell you
Geuz87: yeah
Geuz87: i dont remember it that much
JiuJitsu916: yeah me either
JiuJitsu916: i was only 6
Geuz87: yeah
JiuJitsu916: yeah
JiuJitsu916: so hows highschool]
Geuz87: i dont go to high school
Geuz87: i go to university
JiuJitsu916: lies
JiuJitsu916: your 16
Geuz87: yeah, I am genius
JiuJitsu916: your a genius, genius
Geuz87: yeah
Geuz87: who is this anyway>
Geuz87: i cant remember
JiuJitsu916: its dave
Geuz87: I mean ubersite name
JiuJitsu916: i live like right doen the street from you
Geuz87: which street would that be?
JiuJitsu916: ummm elm i think
JiuJitsu916: im kidding
Geuz87: oh yeah
JiuJitsu916: whats your uber name
Geuz87: bart
Geuz87: oh, this is toxic
JiuJitsu916: hahahaha
JiuJitsu916: i have barts screen name dumbass
Geuz87: yeah, so do i
Geuz87: you got VALS?
Geuz87: oh no, she dumped you
Geuz87: ICED
JiuJitsu916: ummm derrrr
Geuz87: FACED
JiuJitsu916: hahahaha
JiuJitsu916: i know
Geuz87: FACED
JiuJitsu916: but i still go to fuck her so i dont care
JiuJitsu916: man it was good sex too
Geuz87: yeah you do
Geuz87: you want loving relationship, not sex
JiuJitsu916: but she farts in her sleep
Geuz87: and she didn't care for you
JiuJitsu916: you like 26
Geuz87: what, you lay there looking at her when she slept
JiuJitsu916: i could be your dad
Geuz87: eh?
JiuJitsu916: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!
Geuz87: 26?
Geuz87: what is that
JiuJitsu916: yeah i did
JiuJitsu916: so
Geuz87: so, you were in love
Geuz87: and you got your heart torn
JiuJitsu916: not really
JiuJitsu916: its more or less uber drama
Geuz87: you are a crybaby
JiuJitsu916: im getting +2 for showing emotion and thus sending my rating up
JiuJitsu916: your point
Geuz87: who cares about rating, you got your shit handed to you on a platter
JiuJitsu916: what the fuck are you talking about
JiuJitsu916: go play your gameboy
Geuz87: I will
Geuz87: how old are you?
JiuJitsu916: 26
Geuz87: really?
JiuJitsu916: no
JiuJitsu916: 12
Geuz87: haha
Geuz87: probably
Geuz87: the way you act
JiuJitsu916: i know
JiuJitsu916: im actrually 12 1?3
Geuz87: good
JiuJitsu916: yeah i know
Geuz87: do you know how to block someone on AIM?
JiuJitsu916: who is this
JiuJitsu916: penis
Geuz87: tell me how to block you
JiuJitsu916: ummmm penis
JiuJitsu916: are you gay
Geuz87: BLOCK
JiuJitsu916: why do you care
JiuJitsu916: about me seriously
JiuJitsu916: why does it matter
Geuz87: I dont
JiuJitsu916: so why are you caring that me and val broke up
Geuz87: I dont care
JiuJitsu916: its not that bigh a deal
Geuz87: so shut the fuck up
Geuz87: and stop messaging me
JiuJitsu916: so quit your bitching
Geuz87: QUIT YOUR BITCHING
Geuz87: NOW GO AWAY SIR
JiuJitsu916: ok little boy
JiuJitsu916: touch me
Geuz87: you must be younger than I
JiuJitsu916: im 18
Geuz87: what a crybaby
JiuJitsu916: so its not possible
Geuz87: BOO HOO
JiuJitsu916: good one
JiuJitsu916: i will so touch you
Geuz87: TOUGH SHIT
Geuz87: NO
JiuJitsu916: i want to fuck your mom
Geuz87: THAT IS ILLEGAL
Geuz87: THAT IS NOT ILLEGAL
JiuJitsu916: i know]
Geuz87: BUT NOBODY FUCKS YOU
JiuJitsu916: VAL DID
JiuJitsu916: AHAHAHAHAA
Geuz87: because you cry when you fuck
JiuJitsu916: maybe
Geuz87: drop tears onto their tits
JiuJitsu916: i did leave tears on your dads ass
Geuz87: oh really
Geuz87: so you do cry
JiuJitsu916: sooooo man did i fuck your mom last night
Geuz87: you should love when you screw, not cry
JiuJitsu916: that was so beautiful
Geuz87: yeah, and you are crying today because she rejected like everyone else
JiuJitsu916: ummmmm i dont understand youyng man
Geuz87: you dont
JiuJitsu916: go to your room
JiuJitsu916: now
JiuJitsu916: no supper
Geuz87: OK
Geuz87: BUT I WONT CRY ABOUT IT LIKE YOU
JiuJitsu916: hahahahaha
JiuJitsu916: i never cried about val
JiuJitsu916: i just fucked her got to attached and she broke up with me...
JiuJitsu916: so why dont you grow u-p and stay out of big kids business
JiuJitsu916: little man
JiuJitsu916: :-*
JiuJitsu916: did you have butt sex with your dad
Geuz87: yeah so whats your point
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does anyone know who this kid is? He's irritating. He should die in a fire.Twice
User Reviews
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-11-08 18:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet this Val chick regreted sleeping with ur pathetic ass the day after it happened. What a fucking loser.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dear val check your mail.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is anyone else noticing a pattern with the posts here?
And Dave, the fucked up emails really have to stop. I've NEVER talked to you like that. Grow up and get the hell over it, me, or whatever the fuck you blame your problems on.
You can do better than this.
Submitted by KooMang (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK BART FOR -2 THIS MASTERPIECE!!!
Submitted by KooMang (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
READ
Submitted by KooMang (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EVER
Submitted by KooMang (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAVE
Submitted by KooMang (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I
Submitted by KooMang (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THING
Submitted by KooMang (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST
Submitted by KooMang (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THE
Submitted by KooMang (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IS
Submitted by KooMang (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you losers insist on posting your lameass IM conversations? Get a fucking life. That isn't one.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Something tells me that you're milking off of the relationships/friendships you made in Ubercon to keep a good average score. Or maybe you just kinda suck.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Vermin, check your e-mail.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You showed so much promise on your first post. Now what the hell is this crap?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know who it is but there's no way I'm going to tell you after you posted this.
Lay off the Val thing, Dave. It's not cool.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH GOOD AIM LOGS ARE HILARIOUS! I HOPE TO SEE MORE!