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FUCK YOUR AMERICA !!!! pt 3 (1251 hits)

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Submitted by TUESDAYDELAZ (View user info) at 2004-10-25 20:34:33 EDT


Submitted by vajokki (user info) at 2004-10-24 21:46:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll join if:

1.Free health and dental insurance.
2.Every Thursday is Ice-Cream day if you succeed in throwing over our current government.

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I SHALL ANSWER YOUR PRAYERS MY FRIEND THERE WILL BE FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ALL AS WELL AS ICE CREAM AND FOR THOSE LACTOSE INTOLERANT, WELL YOU CAN GO TO CANADA BUT DON'T STAY TOO LONG WE'LL BE INVADING IT NEXT.


Hello Delaz again here to tell you about all the advantages of joining my organization which I AM PRESIDENT OF. You see our organization is about people in general, not about a class structure in which there is one guy who owns the vast majority of everything while working stiffs work their ass off just to make it through the next week with measly pay checks. We here extend our hands to everyon and help all those in need. We vow to serve and protect unlike some organizations out there. We promise no corrupt officials, How can we do such a thing you ask? well its simple we shoot whoever is corrupt that way they can't produce offspring and if they do produce offspring then the kid will be shipped to Mexico, i'm sure he'll be running it in no time. So in the mean time just think about it and here is a list of users who have already joined.



DamienX

professorfuckface

zakalwe

Degreeless_Capibara

Sepsis

Caulaincourt

precision

jack11058

10c7c

Valacosa

Electro

Avals

genocidic001

icarus1987

AvrilLaPete

vajokki

sideburns


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Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-26 23:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I so rule.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:50:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

That mostly proves it- you're in third grade. At the best.

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A third grader cannot command the militia I lead.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That mostly proves it- you're in third grade. At the best.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:36:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

Lame

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like your mom between the sheets.

Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Lame

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:31:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

And you can shove your little list of corresponding faggots up your ass.
By the way, LEARN TO SPELL YOU FUCK.
Such a great military leader, bah! You can't spell and I wouldn't follow you onto a bus.



Fucker.

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And when the invasion comes you surely will perish with the rest or become my dogs personal play thing.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:28:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCK OFF LOSER.
You couldn't command TOY soldiers you fucking geek.
Tell you what, stop wanking off to your moms catalogues and grow some real balls.
You are a fucking loser. A loner. A retard. An immature little boy with father figure issues.
Go to some chat-room site or whatever and fuck the fuck off.














YOU LITTLE CHILD.......

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Sounds like somebody is rather envious.

Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And you can shove your little list of corresponding faggots up your ass.
By the way, LEARN TO SPELL YOU FUCK.
Such a great military leader, bah! You can't spell and I wouldn't follow you onto a bus.



Fucker.

Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCK OFF LOSER.
You couldn't command TOY soldiers you fucking geek.
Tell you what, stop wanking off to your moms catalogues and grow some real balls.
You are a fucking loser. A loner. A retard. An immature little boy with father figure issues.
Go to some chat-room site or whatever and fuck the fuck off.














YOU LITTLE CHILD.......

Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:38:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:37:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

oh yeah im a hardcore member =/

viva la tuesday

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Alright a new member.

err... check your original post, apparently i was already a member.

and Jabba just die, seriously

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:44:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

What the hell am I doing on that list?

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Cause you joined.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:37:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

DamienX

professorfuckface

zakalwe

Degreeless_Capibara

Sepsis

Caulaincourt

precision

jack11058

10c7c

Valacosa

Electro

Avals

genocidic001

icarus1987

AvrilLaPete

vajokki

sideburns
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What's this? A list of people that suck balls? Cooool.

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Nope a list of users that have joined the revolution.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:48:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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HERE is an example of someone too afraid to join the revolution, in the first wave of attacks I hope you are killed slowly and then skull fucked to add insult to injury.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-10-26 06:54:14 (#)
Ranking: 1

So can I be minister of Funk or what?

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Yes, you may.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by motherbitches (user info) at 2004-10-26 03:34:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

whiskey, tango, foxtrot

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Glad to have your support

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-10-26 00:47:00 (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow... If I wasn't a commited international socialist revolutionary I'd join. Fuck America, Foxtrot Tango Alpha out.

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were working on buying them out.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the hell am I doing on that list?

Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DamienX

professorfuckface

zakalwe

Degreeless_Capibara

Sepsis

Caulaincourt

precision

jack11058

10c7c

Valacosa

Electro

Avals

genocidic001

icarus1987

AvrilLaPete

vajokki

sideburns
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What's this? A list of people that suck balls? Cooool.

Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-10-26 06:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

So can I be minister of Funk or what?

Submitted by motherbitches (user info) at 2004-10-26 03:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

whiskey, tango, foxtrot

Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-10-26 00:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow... If I wasn't a commited international socialist revolutionary I'd join. Fuck America, Foxtrot Tango Alpha out.

Submitted by JesusNazi (user info) at 2004-10-26 00:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

squattail

Skinner, John
1225 Westmeade Dr
Bowling Green, KY 42101-1954
(270) 393-8931

quagmire/stabkill

White, T
4465 Oakdale Dr
Green Bay, WI 54313-8611
(920) 434-7102

koolmang

Rocha, E R
190 Dudley
Thornhill, ON L3T 2G1
(905) 762-8909

degreeless

Stevens, A
8313 Peach Blossom Ln
Evansville, IN 47715-6289
(812) 471-2710

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:37:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

oh yeah im a hardcore member =/

viva la tuesday

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Alright a new member.

Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh yeah im a hardcore member =/

viva la tuesday

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:32:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

Well ubersite theres a world out there for me to conquer and it requires plans so good bye till tommorow afternoon

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You wish you sanctimonious son of a bitch, i'll see to it your remains are fed to the dogs when there done with you.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well ubersite theres a world out there for me to conquer and it requires plans so good bye till tommorow afternoon

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by original_cola (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:29:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

cunt. You might not like the US governmont...but we're still the world's super power. So goto hell

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MY DEAR BOY I AM THE MACHINE.

Submitted by original_cola (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

cunt. You might not like the US governmont...but we're still the world's super power. So goto hell

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LadyPlural, you fat twat, shut up.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:14:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Coming from a person who doesn't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're', and considering that the sentence that you used had horrible grammatical errors, I fail to see how I'm the illiterate one.

















Plus, you've still got a dildo up your ass.

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Because in my organization we are not bound by the rules of logic. And you're still checking out my ass ;)

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Coming from a person who doesn't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're', and considering that the sentence that you used had horrible grammatical errors, I fail to see how I'm the illiterate one.

















Plus, you've still got a dildo up your ass.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:12:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

And the thing's in YOUR ass, not mine.

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proves you're checking my ass out ;).

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And the thing's in YOUR ass, not mine.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:10:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're made of plastic, run on batteries, and are covered in shit belonging to several different people? Then I KNOW I'd never want to meet you.

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OHH come now ladyplural I KNOW you can do better than that. Come back next time with something better this was just illiterate dribbel.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're made of plastic, run on batteries, and are covered in shit belonging to several different people? Then I KNOW I'd never want to meet you.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:04:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

No, that 12 inches is the dildo that you forgot about and left hanging out of your ass. I think that Schlongy's gay lover wanys it back, by the way.

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I'll have you know I had surgery done making my ass EXIT ONLY don't ask me how Cause its new age suregery. I tell you those doctors are quite the butt cowboys but any ways as far as schlongy is concerned I hate the guy and insist he is gay as well so whatever dildo you find of his give it to him though you may want to keep it to know what i'm like ;).

Submitted by Schlongy's gay lover at 2004-10-25 23:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I want that back. I thought we'd lost it along with that gerbil. Live and learn, I guess.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No, that 12 inches is the dildo that you forgot about and left hanging out of your ass. I think that Schlongy's gay lover wanys it back, by the way.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:02:56 (#)
Ranking: 1

Who keeps a ruler in their pants?

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Well its not a ruler its a meter stick. I use it to beat new recruits in the head with.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Who keeps a ruler in their pants?

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:00:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

And oh yeah, I can't WAIT to get my hands on a retarded little twelve-year-old. Rawr.



















Get laid by somebody who isn't a close family member, ok? Try your SECOND cousins.

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IF BY twelve year old you mean the TWELVE INCHES IN PANTS THEN I bet you can't wait.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 23:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And oh yeah, I can't WAIT to get my hands on a retarded little twelve-year-old. Rawr.



















Get laid by somebody who isn't a close family member, ok? Try your SECOND cousins.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:55:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, I think that you mistake my lack of fleeing in horror for attraction. Sorry.

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Fleeing in horror straight to my bedroom?

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, I think that you mistake my lack of fleeing in horror for attraction. Sorry.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:51:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, and you were making so much progress on the your-you're bit. Too much excitement for the day? Go and let your mommy tuck you into bed now. I'm almost positive that it's after your bedtime.


















Fucktard.

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YOU SEE PEOPLE OF UBER SHE'S TRYING TO LURE ME INTO BED!!!! doesn't leave much to the imagination now does it?

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LadyPlural, stop being a fat cunt and shut up.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, and you were making so much progress on the your-you're bit. Too much excitement for the day? Go and let your mommy tuck you into bed now. I'm almost positive that it's after your bedtime.


















Fucktard.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:49:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, you can SAY it, but that doesn't mean that you have a point. Are you implying that I'm male, or horny, or both? Make up your mind, you fucking useless piece of cat vomit.

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All of the above? No, I believe you're a woman looking for some attention from someone you admire from a far ;)

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, you can SAY it, but that doesn't mean that you have a point. Are you implying that I'm male, or horny, or both? Make up your mind, you fucking useless piece of cat vomit.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:47:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

Sounds like SOMEBODY'S overcompensating via the anonymity of the internet.

In case that bit was unclear, SOMEBODY, in this case, meant you.

















Shitweasel.

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Im afraid not, I'm no shitweasel and overcompensation? Why no my dear lass. Your a helluva a foe join me in my quest to conquer your native land!

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:45:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, sorry, I was writing that last response while you posted that one. Nice way to jump the gun. That was probably an allegory about your habit of prematurely ejaculating every time that you pass a female who isn't fleeing in terror (that is to say, a cow) once she's seen you.

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I can say the same thing about you and every time you see my posts. Do you get WET......with anticipation when you see them? Just curious is all ;)

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sounds like SOMEBODY'S overcompensating via the anonymity of the internet.

In case that bit was unclear, SOMEBODY, in this case, meant you.

















Shitweasel.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, sorry, I was writing that last response while you posted that one. Nice way to jump the gun. That was probably an allegory about your habit of prematurely ejaculating every time that you pass a female who isn't fleeing in terror (that is to say, a cow) once she's seen you.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:43:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

I might do it to lull you into a false sense of security, though. That said, ooh my, your muscles look like you've been lifting 'weights' (that inch-think workbook) today, and you seem to have gotten out into the sun for a good two minutes before your little sister beat you into cowering submission and ordered you back into the house. Good job.
















Squidbreath.

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If by weights you mean the 350 lbs I bench every day and by get out in the sun you mean the running 12 miles every day then you are right, and by the way I have no sister.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I might do it to lull you into a false sense of security, though. That said, ooh my, your muscles look like you've been lifting 'weights' (that inch-think workbook) today, and you seem to have gotten out into the sun for a good two minutes before your little sister beat you into cowering submission and ordered you back into the house. Good job.
















Squidbreath.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:39:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm happy to see that you listened to me about your attrocious grammar usage. That said, I still think that you make an autistic child with Down's Syndrome look intelligent.

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YOU SEE SHE DIDN'T COMMENT ON HOW SHE DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOOD LOOKING PROOF SHE LIKES ME MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! FIRST LADYPLURAL NEXT THE WORLD!

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm happy to see that you listened to me about your attrocious grammar usage. That said, I still think that you make an autistic child with Down's Syndrome look intelligent.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:37:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh you did? Then you won't mind me informing you that I only let you think that you won.










Maggotwit.

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I know why you let me win, It's cause i'm so pretty isn't it. Come on don't be shy ladyplural admit your attraction for me You wouldn't just throw a fight like that if you didn't like the guy.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh you did? Then you won't mind me informing you that I only let you think that you won.










Maggotwit.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:32:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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AHH the cunning firefly, quick with the quips yet never posts why is that by the way?

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:27:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll join this. say what is your symbol gonna be? Cause you need something like that in order for your enemys to shake in there boots when they see it, or things like that.

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don't you worry about that I have the perfect symbol.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll join this. say what is your symbol gonna be? Cause you need something like that in order for your enemys to shake in there boots when they see it, or things like that.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:15:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Douchebrains.

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YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH LADYPLURAL I DEFEATED YOU IN NAM.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Douchebrains.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:03:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

Are "dead dad" jokes funny at the Trailer park in the hills where you reside, you stupid cunt?

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They just might be have you ever considered that?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Are "dead dad" jokes funny at the Trailer park in the hills where you reside, you stupid cunt?

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oopth.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shlongy's just mad cause his dad doesn't let him molest him anymore.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 22:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Will you "powerfully" puff on my dragon?

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You don't know how powerful of an ally I am. Me and squatty.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:56:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

I get the feeling that in this "army", you're forced to wear pink by the fearless leader.

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No, and those caught in pink whom are not girls get shot on site.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:51:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

If you meet the following conditions, the Lady in the radiator will join:

I want one of Celine Dion's lungs.

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DONE.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stonedsirry (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:47:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

I was talking about your chode.

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PLEASE my "CHODE" as you call it, you couldn't handle it with an entire army at your disposal.

Submitted by genocidic001 (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Revolution, bay-buh!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I get the feeling that in this "army", you're forced to wear pink by the fearless leader.

Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you meet the following conditions, the Lady in the radiator will join:

I want one of Celine Dion's lungs.

Submitted by Stonedsirry (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I was talking about your chode.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stonedsirry (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:43:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm a closet fag. Please bomb my ass.

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No, I refuse to waste a bomb.

Submitted by Stonedsirry (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm a closet fag. Please bomb my ass.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:36:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

Throw in free cable and i'm there.

If we pooled our resources and then robbed a bank we could buy an island.

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An island? My dear boy I already have the midwest and coming soon the deep south.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Throw in free cable and i'm there.

If we pooled our resources and then robbed a bank we could buy an island.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:31:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, its a deal. Drop Electro and I'll forget about Benito.

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It is done.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, its a deal. Drop Electro and I'll forget about Benito.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:18:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll dick slap you into unconsciousness, you fucking imbecile.

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WITH WHAT THAT PEA SHOOTER IN YOUR PANTS? MAN I BET YOUR DICK IS SO SMALL YOU PISS ON YOUR NUTS.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll dick slap you into unconsciousness, you fucking imbecile.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:14:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll join if Degreeless offers to ride my wiener like a a doggie humping a leg.

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you'll be too busy riding my dogs wiener to worry about that

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll join if Degreeless offers to ride my wiener like a a doggie humping a leg.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:08:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

I nominate to boot out Electro. If you don't, I'll be forced to make a country of my own to squash yours. I have much better leadership skills, and under my rule, it shall flourish.

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Hmm, he wasn't all that entertaining to me either I suppose he can be removed for now but you must give up your idol MUSSOLINI.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I nominate to boot out Electro. If you don't, I'll be forced to make a country of my own to squash yours. I have much better leadership skills, and under my rule, it shall flourish.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:04:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

This act got old the first time.

Now, it just plain fucking stinks.

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Afraid im growing strong Shlongy? You can join of course and i'll even give you the honor of being my dogs bitch.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:04:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

This act got old the first time.

Now, it just plain fucking stinks.

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AFRAID im growing strong shlongy? You can join but you have the honor of being my dogs bitch.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This act got old the first time.

Now, it just plain fucking stinks.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:01:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't be bad-mouthing my man, Benito. Better not be dissing old Moussolini.

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The man was a crock he was weak, he was too scared to do any actual work. Hell hitler didn't even need his help what so ever he just feared being invaded so he joined up. He made mistakes left and right the man is a laughing stock if anything.


Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't be bad-mouthing my man, Benito. Better not be dissing old Moussolini.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:53:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

In the name of Benito Moussolini!

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OH PLEASE that guy was a racist.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In the name of Benito Moussolini!

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:46:06 (#)
Ranking: -1

I'd like to be among the first to sign up to give you a beating.

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No, but you can go beat off.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:45:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Stalin would be proud...

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Yes, my grandfather would.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I'd like to be among the first to sign up to give you a beating.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:44:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

ok. where do i sign?


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Don't worry in my next post i'll post a list of users who have signed in and you will be listed among them and by the way welcom aboard.

Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stalin would be proud...

Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ok. where do i sign?


Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:38:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait...I joined? All I did was ask for a pope hat. Ah hell, as long as I get the hat, I guess I'm in.

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You only get the hat if you become our national stripper.

Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:37:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

A great post all round.

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Why thank you.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait...I joined? All I did was ask for a pope hat. Ah hell, as long as I get the hat, I guess I'm in.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And I look forward to your replies to this post.

Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pope here, reporting for duty..

delaz owns you

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A great post all round.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-25 20:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cuba has free health care, does that mean it is better than in the US?


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