Ripe For Reproduction (1138 hits)
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Submitted by Malone (View user info) at 2004-10-26 05:13:34 EDT
I remember being at summer camp way back in '89 or the summer of '90. There was this girl at camp who was the daughter of one of the counselors. I still remember her name, April. By all accounts that my memory can serve, she was hot, and 13. Of course the reference to her in my mind is still as a 14 or 15 year old kid.
Naturally, I went to high school and continued through life to where I am today, in my late 20's. The funny thing is though, my scope for who I find attractive has increased immensly over time. Where, in high school I really only found girls in my age range attractive, my scope is now that same range of high schoolers on up to women in thier 40's.
I've thought about this and it has everything to do with biology and nature filtering the results of the female creatures around me into two different categories. Category 1. being those women who I would not have sex with and Category 2. being those women I would have sex with, and lots of it.
Now society today has placed laws and a social perception against men over the age of 18 who have sex with minors. These laws are no doubt in place to protect some of these minors from perverts. Unfortunately for the rest of us, we still find young girls attractive. The reason for this is as stated above, biology. Men will all agree that we've had experiences every time we go to the mall, where we're walking around and see a gaggle of girls and say to ourselves "Damn!" What this means in elaboration is simply "I want to procreate with that person and I want to do it right now."
Such is the curse of the male mind. Ladies, I dare you to experience daily life as a man and conserve yourself as well as we do on a daily basis. Thinking about sex on average of 6 times a minute is distracting to say the least. (The exception being when we play video games, as killing virtual people seems to be as carnally gratifying as sex.)
So we find ourselves in a society which forces us to not think about sex with young girls when our biological nature tells us otherwise. In the past this was not an issue. Historically, man often chose a teenage girl as his wife, even if he was aged. Not to be crude but it's because the young girl is ripe for reproduction. Ironicly so are women well into their 40's today due to our longer life spans. Nature hasn't caught up with medicine however as the "prize" to the male mind hasn't shifted with this increase in life expectancy.
So what's a guy to do? Look but don't touch (unless nobody's looking) and keep your hands in YOUR pants.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-27 23:27:43 EDT (#)
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oohhh that fine creature in the middle, lookin just right sugar
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-27 23:16:53 EDT (#)
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(The exception being when we play video games, as killing virtual people seems to be as carnally gratifying as sex.)
such a true statement.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-27 23:09:08 EDT (#)
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PERVERT
Submitted by lmafo <dot.at.dot.com> at 2004-10-26 19:33:28 EDT (#)
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LMAFO this is great
GJ Malone
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:53:36 EDT (#)
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+2 for this alone
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:05:26 (#)
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Oh... that naughty BBQ... why is it teasing me by showing me it's propane tanks, but leaving everything else to the imagination by hiding under that lovely black teddy?
Oh, its asking for it I tell you...
BBQ RAPE!
Submitted by Banned_Spiral2 (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:23:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:39:58 (#)
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Yes...just have sex and dont get caught... i know a guy who was 23, fucking the brains out of a 15 year old chick anyone else know any age diffrences like that?
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Yeah.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:09:07 EDT (#)
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Malone,
Ask Method about his proud greek heritage.
In ancient Greece it was commonplace, neigh, even EXPECTED that older men took on young boys as their lovers at some point.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:08:15 EDT (#)
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Seriously, doesn't the formula go like this?
Minimum Age = ((Your Age)/2) + 7
I can therefore, sleep with a girl as young as 18 with a clear moral conscious.
There is a buffer there of about a year or two as the target gets older.
(yes I am trying to bend the rules so that when Loren reads this she will think its still okay to do me)
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:05:26 EDT (#)
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Oh... that naughty BBQ... why is it teasing me by showing me it's propane tanks, but leaving everything else to the imagination by hiding under that lovely black teddy?
Oh, its asking for it I tell you...
BBQ RAPE!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:01:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-10-26 08:46:39 (#)
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"That's what I love about these highschool girls man, I get older, they stay the same age.....Yes they do!"
--Wooderson, Dazed and Confused
Welcome Home.
-Davros
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-26 16:36:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:28:50 (#)
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<ejaculates>
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i love when he does this
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:13:50 EDT (#)
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Holy fucking shit, if it isn't Mafuckinglone. I completely forgot what I hated you for and then stopped hating you for at this point. Where've you been?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-26 12:03:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:38:10 EDT (#)
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That picture made me cum in my pants. I bow down to you.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:05:37 EDT (#)
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camp chicks...
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:58:52 EDT (#)
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There's no way in hell I couldn't have sex with the one on the far left. She looks just like my cousin.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:52:52 EDT (#)
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I was just wondering where you've been.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-10-26 08:46:39 EDT (#)
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"That's what I love about these highschool girls man, I get older, they stay the same age.....Yes they do!"
--Wooderson, Dazed and Confused
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-26 08:10:52 EDT (#)
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There's no way in hell I could have sex with the one on the far left. She looks too much like my cousin.
Wait a fucking second, where'd you get that picture, Malone??
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-26 07:12:37 EDT (#)
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You know what's great about age 14+ soccer girls? Their thighs, some of them have the firmest thighs I've seen, almost perfect, it makes you think "They must have a TIGHT asshole!" because the thigh muscles are connected to the buttock muscle, and it can clench to prevent effective anal rape.
I want to make prison love to a 13-year old girl.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-10-26 07:06:43 EDT (#)
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You sick fuckers, only the one on the left needs shagging... oh wait...
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-10-26 06:32:49 EDT (#)
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I first read this post nearly an hour ago and i cant get that song out of my head. The one from grease 2 "RE-PRO-DUCTION"
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-10-26 06:29:18 EDT (#)
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Hell yes... Although it should probably stand for guys as well, age of consent laws are so fucked up!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-26 06:16:03 EDT (#)
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It started with "I remember being at summer camp.."
but other than that, fliptastic.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:56:47 EDT (#)
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I have to say, your site was pretty God-awful, but I was strangely drawn to it every once in a while, for no reason at all.
Submitted by landyuk at 2004-10-26 05:55:35 EDT (#)
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I'd love to fuck her on the left. I'm 20, so is that wrong??I bet she's dead tight!!
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:54:58 EDT (#)
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Sadly, www.luciferindustries.com is down indefinately due to....me being totally broke and unable to maintain it. Don't worry though. In its absence I see how deep of an impact it seems to have made in search engines and total daily hits. I've backed up the database of bullshit phrases that it used to display and one day, Lucifer Industries will be back online.
But if it makes any difference, I'm still online, which has got to be equally as stupid as my website was...
Malone
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:50:58 EDT (#)
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Holy fucking shit it's Malone.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:49:57 EDT (#)
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apollo dude...some 15 year olds are fucking hot!!! u cant even tell their age, i've thought chicks were in their 20's before and they've been in their teens
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:49:22 EDT (#)
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holy shit malone, where you been? Is your site back up, I checked it a few weeks ago and it was down.
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:45:21 EDT (#)
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I knew a girl who lost her virginity in grade 7...to an 18 year old. She could've been 12 years old...so 6 year difference. I guess that's not as bad as 23 vs 15. She said it hurt so bad (wasn't rape, just brutal consentual sex) that she "waddled for a month".
Tsk tsk tsk...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:44:25 EDT (#)
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yeah but seriously, why the fuck would anyone want to do a 15 year old?
Think of the trouble it would cause. I am 27 and a 15 year old would just do my head in anyway.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:43:34 EDT (#)
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I fucked a chick before she was even born. Well, not really fucked, but poked in the head for a bit. Her fault for being conceived in a milf...
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:39:58 EDT (#)
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Yes...just have sex and dont get caught... i know a guy who was 23, fucking the brains out of a 15 year old chick anyone else know any age diffrences like that?
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:37:33 EDT (#)
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There's a chick at my local Blockbuster who's quite friendly, and I want her to be MY prison bitch (hardly ever said in reference to female ass, eh?). Problem? Grade 9! You see, the thing is, parents. If they catch you, they call the cops, and the cops deal out the law.
I think the statutory rape law should be combined with the age of consent law. I think 22 year olds should have the right to fuck 13 year olds. There, I've perfected Canadian law!
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:34:15 EDT (#)
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I know what you mean. Based on what I know about Canada's age of consent and statutory rape laws, here's how a relationship goes:
If Joe was dating Jane, and they were both over the age of consent (14), they can fuck. HOWEVER, if Joe turns 18, and Jane is still 14, then he has to wait 2 whole years for her to turn 16 so they can fuck legally. That's how it works, I think.
The laws are so fucked these days. I don't know what the perfect solution is. Does anybody know?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:28:50 EDT (#)
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<ejaculates>
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:25:36 EDT (#)
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I'd do them all......
.....in the pooper
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:25:07 EDT (#)
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Sometimes I wish I was seventeen again, just so I could have sex with young girls. Then I remember that when I was seventeen, I was twice as ugly, and ten times more retarded than I am now.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:24:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:14:30 (#)
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Before I even read the post, I'd like to welcome you back, you stupid fuck.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:17:26 EDT (#)
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And you know what rocks? I can legally have sex with the girls in that picture.
After a signed contract, of course.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-26 05:14:30 EDT (#)
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Before I even read the post, I'd like to welcome you back, you stupid fuck.