AUSTRALIA SUCKS ASSHoLE! (4058 hits)
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Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (View user info) at 2004-10-26 09:03:09 EDT
Australia sucks.
Circe sucks.
Mel Gibson sucks.
Heath Ledger sucks.
AC/DC doesn't suck.
But Australia still sucks.
Koalas suck.
Kangaroos suck.
Platypi(usses) don't suck, because they're funny.
Sydney sucks.
The Sydney Olympics sucked.
New Zealand sucks.
Kiwi sucks.
Kiwi fruit do not suck.
Crocodile Hunter sucks.
Crocodile Hunter doesn't suck if he gets eaten.
Or one of his kids gets eaten because he's a fucking idiot. A fidiot. A fidget.
Eucalyptus leaves suck.
Large-ass island countries suck.
Australia sucks.
The word "Aussie" sucks.
The Australian open sucks.
Roger Federer sucks.
He's not Australian, but he sucks enough to make this list.
That Opera House shit. It sucks.
I think Aussies suck ass,
I think Aussies fuck bass;
They're ugly and dumb,
Can't walk and chew gum,
And kangaroos aren't that fast.
Kangaroo meat is the only good thing about kangaroos.
What a stupid-looking animal.
What a stupid country.
What a stupid continent.
The only good thing about New Zealand is Lord of the Rings. And its still close.
Australian assholes suck.
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-27 14:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
prick
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 08:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitch.
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2004-10-26 21:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:19:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:08:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:03:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
The -2 is for being a cunt about a nation too lazy to defend itself.
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which country are you referring to??
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Australia, of course. I'm Australian; I'm allowed to call us lazy. Doesn't mean we're not awesome.
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i'm also Asutralian, as a whole this country rocks. i still dont get what you mean about too lazy we always seem to be helping out in foreign wars so that the countries we help will help us if we ever need to defend our mainland.
oh and jabba, port arthur was a conspiracy and it sucks
Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MAD MAX kicked ass....except maybe Thunderdome
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-26 12:02:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
How the fuck does the Opera House suck? Amazing building with a great story behind it.
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No that building was a fucking disaster. It looks great but serves NONE of the original intended purposes and cost millions more than it should have to build.
Idiot
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:35:44 EDT (#)
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And Circe, I only fuck preteen virgins, so I know I'm cleaner than you.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:34:47 EDT (#)
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Oh, and Koolmang: Penal colony, jail; tomatoes, tomahtoes. You knew what i meant. I'm just a lazy, no-research-doing motherfucker.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the +2, Circe, but this isn't really aimed at you. You're just the first uberer that popped into my mind when I was thinking of the suckiness that is australia.
But if you all must really know...I...was tag-team-raped by Mel Gibson's dad and an echidna. The latter chafed.
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-10-26 12:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If a Kiwi emigrated to your part of Boston it would most likely increase the IQ of both places by the fucking sounds of it
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-26 12:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:32:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and Australia still sucks. But what else can you expect from a country originally used as a FUCKING JAIL. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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What a fucking asinine comment. Australia turned out pretty damn good considering the terrible living conditions
and tall tales prisoners were told upon arriving there. Georgia was the same way and look how......nevermind bad point.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-26 12:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How the fuck does the Opera House suck? Amazing building with a great story behind it.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man.
I actually like Australia, and this made me laugh.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jabba, honey, I don't know where the hostility is coming from. Yes, I suck, yes, I fuck kangaroos, and yes, I have so many diseases that they've cancelled each other out and I'm probably healthier than you. Okay? Okay. Here's a +2. Now run along and play. There's a good boy.
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe, I was just wondering: do you know anything about Jordan Riak? I heard he helped abolish caning in most of Australia in the 70's. Does it still go on in parts?
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:44:30 EDT (#)
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Penal colony, it's where British prisoners were exiled, Jabba.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter Rocks... and so does New Zealand
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:32:10 EDT (#)
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Oh, and Australia still sucks. But what else can you expect from a country originally used as a FUCKING JAIL. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:31:27 EDT (#)
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I bet Circe's asshole is infested by STD's. That's what you get for letting kangaroos plow you in the back door.
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Australian girls are quite attractive. Circe probably has a nice, plump bottom, ripe for eating.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i think we've got an australia fan!!!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:08:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:03:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
The -2 is for being a cunt about a nation too lazy to defend itself.
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which country are you referring to??
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Australia, of course. I'm Australian; I'm allowed to call us lazy. Doesn't mean we're not awesome.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oops forgot to say cunt.
cunt.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oops. forgot to -2
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:14:18 EDT (#)
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So you're saying you like Australia then?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The best thing about Australia is schoolies week
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:03:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
The -2 is for being a cunt about a nation too lazy to defend itself.
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which country are you referring to??
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gimme a golf ball and fifty feet of hose, you pathetic little specimen.
The -2 isn't for saying I suck, by the way; that's a well established fact, and can be seen on bathroom walls, on certain websites, and a pamphlet for a very 'special' dog pound. The -2 is for being a cunt about a nation too lazy to defend itself.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This response cracked me up so much that I had to pretend to be choking so that my boss didn't fire me.
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:14:48 (#)
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are you telling me that Australia sucks and that i am an asshole? or are you telling me that Australia, the country, sucks asshole?
Submitted by Lotus at 2004-10-26 09:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck. Australians are hot. Australia is hot.
'Nuff said.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cA-cA
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:44:47 EDT (#)
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"jabba_the_shit sucks. YOU GOT PWNED!!"
Beat all you assholes to it. HAR HAR PEENER HAR HAR BAJINER!!!
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:43:39 EDT (#)
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So what does everyone else think sucks?
I think the Mexicans deserve a post. But that can wait.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:42:39 EDT (#)
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Sorry, freebie. I'll try harder next time.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:39:05 EDT (#)
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You weren't very clear expressing your feelings. Don't sugarcoat it next time.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:28:57 EDT (#)
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hmm...did I write that? Fuck, what a weird post. I dunno.
I'll go ahead and say that everything in that country and region suck. Just like slavery sucked. Except we can't do anything to help the suckitude of that region of the world. Maybe we can make them slaves.
I like coffee and I like tea.
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
check your facts, oh and you suck!!
-2die
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you telling me that Australia sucks and that i am an asshole? or are you telling me that Australia, the country, sucks asshole?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Crocodile Hunter sucks
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liar.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Circe rocks.
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-10-26 09:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jabba the shit, you jab at the shit in mens assholes with your cock. Unfortunately though, i had to give this a positive rating as it made me snigger twice.