Arguing with bitches!! (674 hits)
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Submitted by landyuk (View user info) at 2004-10-26 10:14:48 EDT
Before I begin this story I should point out the fact that my girlfriend is an extremely stubborn girl who thinks she has me wrapped round her little finger. After last night, I'm not sure how far wrong that is...
Last night, I had a huge argument with my girlfriend. Well actually, it was me screaming my head off at her whilst she sat there laughing and texting.
It all started because one of my (female) friends is ringing me everyday and she doesn't agree with it and literally told me not to answer the phone to her anymore or to see her!!
When I declined this offer, she said "Fine! I'll text some boys then."
At first, I shrugged it off, but then it got to me.
What the fuck??? I can't talk to my mates anymore?? Fuck you!!
I proceeded to ask her what her problem was etc etc and to cut a long story short I ended up shouting at the top of my voice that I 'fucking' hate her, she's driving me insane and I can't do with this anymore.
Meanwhile, she was texting and giggling saying that she found it funny how pissed off I was. So I threatened to snap her phone in half and lunged for it but then bottled it because I had become afraid of what I might do...
For the first time in my life, I actually became scared that I coud lash out at her. I was getting so wound up that I had to walk away from it.
I mean, she was sat there laughing at me when I was upset whilst texting one of her (male) friends. She was clearly trying to get a reaction out of me so I gave her one. I stormed out of the living room saying,
Me: "You can fuck off"
Her: "I can what?"
Me: "You can fuck off!!!!!!"
Her: "oh right ok".
It's this cocky bullshit attitude that gets to me no matter who it is. As I walked out I proceeded to put my fist through her Mum's vase. Big mistake. More because my hand's cut open rather than anything else, but also because I fear her Dad!!
So I went and had a cigarette, and calmed myself down telling myself not to fuck things up any further and to try and patch this thing up.
When I returned, I apologised. I sat down on the sofa and explained what I did, and why I said the things I said. I told her that I'd become to dislike her etc, but I only said those things to provoke a reaction from her or some sign that she was actually listening or cared that I was upset.
She then had the cheek to say to me, "I don't really care for the way you were speaking to me, and I don't want you in my house if you're going to be like that".
How did this get turned round onto me???
She had been deliberately winding me up and making me frustrated. I can't win!!
Eventually, after alot of explaining, and as ashamed as I am to admit it, grovelling, we were on cvilised terms.
I cleaned up the smashed vase and told her parents that I had walked into it and made out that I had attempted a heroic save but it was out of my reach - they were understanding.
Now can some of you lot out there tell me who was right and who was wrong because I'm still wound up about it and my hand hurts!
Fuckin' bitches - Once you enter, you won't come out alive.
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Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2004-10-28 23:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2
For linking to Ebay
Die.
:)
Submitted by landyuk at 2004-10-27 05:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny you say that because I have a Law degree-weird!
But I never seem to win because I'm shit!
Submitted by JungleJane (user info) at 2004-10-27 04:18:06 EDT (#)
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Unless you studied law during university you'll never win a fight with your girlfriend. It's best to remember these phrases for the future:
1.I'm sorry
2.You're right
3.I'm sorry
Submitted by 1337 dude <j571_98.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-10-26 12:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoah, Ubersite is LiveJournal now? The Intarweb is truly dead.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-10-26 12:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ha ha ha ha. What a dweeb.
Submitted by genocidic001 (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hell no. Fuck that bitch, keep your friends.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I dated one of these before. Take my advice and end it now before you're almost arrested for punching some random guy in the face because of the rage this bitch brings out in you.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Grow some balls!
Sounds for sure like she wears the pants in the relationship. HAHA
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:39:33 EDT (#)
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Hahahah hahhahahah hahah If I were and american Id say she owned you big time ya pussy whipped bitch but Im not, so errrr, Hahhahaha you pussy whipped bitch.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
minus 2 for being such a whipped pussy. "You are whipped like the family pig"
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:33:48 EDT (#)
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You're a bitch.
Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:11:32 EDT (#)
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You're not married, I assume you don't have kids together, and I hope you haven't suffered through some horrible experience together. If all this is true, what's keeping you around? She can't be that good in bed, seriously. You have nothing holding you there but your own esteem toward this bitch. And it sounds like she's a fucking cunt. Anyway, leave. Fuck her parents, her friends and whoever else doesn't agree with a split. It's up to you, if you want things to change, change them. And by the way, if a chick can rile you up this bad, you need OUT.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-26 11:06:28 EDT (#)
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What I said.....
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-26 11:03:44 EDT (#)
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Real men don't get angry (ok so that's not so true). But,she obviously has you by the nut sack. Give up, give in and let it go.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:59:22 EDT (#)
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Shoulda forced her to give you a BLUMPKIN!!
HAhahahHAHHAhah!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:52:34 EDT (#)
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What X-File said.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:50:15 EDT (#)
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You sound like a loser and this chick should dump you immediately. That's the way I see it here in the booth, Jim.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:49:30 EDT (#)
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she's laughing at your right now
you should dump her NOW, she sounds like one of "those girls"
Submitted by tha_rusty_1 <tha_rusty_1.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-10-26 10:47:19 EDT (#)
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-2 because you didnt bash her face in.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:37:58 (#)
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Kid? Kid?
Sorry Grandpa, I didn't realise that you find 21 year old professionals with Law degrees so intimidating. Sorry Pa'!!
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Ooops, sorry, I didn't realize that 21 year old professionals with Law degrees had time to post more than 1 message per day on Ubersite in the last month.
Loser.
And why would a "grown adult" fear his girlfriend's parents?
Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for being a pussy, +1 because she was texting me, -2 because your story sucks
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:38:56 EDT (#)
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dude, you need to take control. ask yourself this question: why is it, that all bitches have hair? hmm, when you think about it, a lot of things on this planet have hair. but bitche's hair is there for a specific reason. if a bitch gets out of line, you grab that shit as tight as you can and spin her fucking ass all around the room, then violently let go and watch her bitch ass bounce off the nearest wall.
just a word of advice, next time she tries to step.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:38:04 EDT (#)
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Nothing quite as satisfying as listen to a bitch get angry. It is funny.
Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:37:58 EDT (#)
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Kid? Kid?
Sorry Grandpa, I didn't realise that you find 21 year old professionals with Law degrees so intimidating. Sorry Pa'!!
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:36:17 EDT (#)
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go away, kid. You're botherin' me.
Submitted by X-File (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:32:55 EDT (#)
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Fuck the friend, dump your girl, then fuck the friend again.
Submitted by motherbitches (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:29:04 EDT (#)
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Pussy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:26:55 EDT (#)
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sounds like small man syndrome to me.
Submitted by landyuk at 2004-10-26 10:26:46 EDT (#)
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Ha thanks. It took ages to write tho as I am now a cripple!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:23:09 EDT (#)
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I have to say, I think it was probably six of one and half a dozen of the other. I don't *like* boyfriends having female friends, but I also have male friends. It's not fair for her to say don't speak to them unless she's prepared to cut off all contact with all her male friends.
Toughie. Good luck sorting it out.
Million times better writing though.
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-10-26 10:20:37 EDT (#)
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Hah. Women are hypocrites. End of story.
Good luck.
Submitted by bitch ass at 2004-10-26 10:17:32 EDT (#)
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You're a bitch.