No Body Home (355 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.5 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <windyanus.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-26 12:30:23 EDT
I knockd on the front door......no answer. Again I knocked,harded this time. The lights inside the house came on and a man bathrobe opened the door. "Hi there,I slured, Can can you give me a push?"
"FUCK YOU....it's three in the morning you drunken bastard and i was asleep!"Was all he said as slammed the door in my face.
Sadden,I turned and staggered away. A few minutes pasted and I noticed the lights inside the house came on. "Hey,do you still need a push?" the man at the door shouted.
"Yes please" I replied
"Where are you?" the kind homeowner asked.
"Over here......on the swing" I replied
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Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:41:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:06:05 EDT (#)
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Haha
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-26 12:59:25 EDT (#)
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I laughed
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-26 12:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
<Ack>
I have to pee now.