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Gay? Not Gay. You Make The Call (2701 hits)

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Rating: 0.57 on 122 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <nolan.at.Baseballwriter.net> (View user info) at 2004-10-26 13:24:47 EDT


As a keen observer of the human condition, and someone that exudes intelligence at a level not seen since Bill Walsh was coaching the 49'ers, I feel that I am 100% qualified to post a list of things that are totally gay but Uber-related.

Let's begin, shall we?

Spamming- gay
Fetish - gay
Alters and aliaises - gay
Auto -2's - gay
Bad limericks - gay
KoolMang - gay
"pwned" - gay
Camwhoring unless you're a broad- gay
MS Paint Posts - gay, for the most part
Random Joe's - gay
Stalkers- gay
Stick figure cartoon and their cartoon penises - what do you think? gay
People who post personal info on other posters- extremely gay
Peeps who don't like my witty repartee- gay
Getting worked up over UberMadness - gay
Giving +2's to "friends", no matter how horseshit the post is- gay
Not bothering with spell check (although I NEVER use it) or punctuation- gay
"GO BEARS GO" - gay as it gets
Lojope and her goddamn weekly pity party- gay
Peeps whose entire sense of self worth and social life revolve around UberSite - gay
Bart - gay
Chicks who pretend that they don't want Shlongy - gay
Worrying about "hits" - gay
Spamming for "hits" - gay
Living life exclusively for "hits" - gay
Ainkara's bullshit posts- gay
Using "wooo wooo" - gay
Giving a flying fuck about MVA - gay
Peeps who post about "How many chicks they've banged" and "how much dope they've done"- pretty gay
Butt Post Sunday- VERY gay
Shit Post Thursday - Kinda gay
Two posts in one day- kill yourself gay
Three posts in one day- you're not dead yet? gay
Fetish- Still gayer than the Ace of Spades
Printing your boring ass cryptic IM conversations- can't get much gayer
British humour - ugh gay (BTW that's an oxymoron)





STUFF THAT'S NOT GAY

Honestly giving a rating without worrying whose feelings might get hurt - not gay
All of my posts- not gay
Chicks who enjoy the "sexual banter" -not gay
JMG's J-Date series- not gay
Meeting up with another poster for your ass kicking that you deserve - not gay
Almost all posts by Sideburns, espo and 1point2gigawatts - not gay
Uber broads' Camwhores - For the most part, not gay, but there are exceptions.
The work that went in to putting together UberMadness - not gay
Most of the stories entered into UberMadness - not gay
Shlongy - not gay
Picture of Loren in that cowboy hat- it overrides the eyebrows- not gay
Photoshop, for putting random heads on other bodies- not gay
My fans- not gay...cooler than Hollywood
Poop stories- not gay


If I forgot any, I apologize but I just got back from the gym and am lacking sufficient oxygen to the brain. But I think I'll still have the energy, the drive if you will, to beat off to some interenet porn snippets.

Please discuss. And rate accordingly.

Please pass on this important, high quality post to your friends. If you have any.

Thank you...drive through.











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User Reviews


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

snag = captain gay

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-15 22:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I miss random joe, AND Shlongy's lover. He was pretty comical sometimes.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-15 21:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this just reminds me of how much I miss good old Random Joe.

that's progress for you.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-15 21:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not +2'ing this post?

gay.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-08-15 21:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

gay

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-15 21:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ha, this old chestnut. it brings a smile to my face to see the old users duking it out in the reviews. almost a year ago already.

Submitted by pbnjams (user info) at 2005-08-04 15:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Schlongy, I don't care what people say, you make me giggle. Aaaand.... bass players are the underappreciated sex gods of the music kingdom. Bass players and second guitarists. And that one hot chick who plays the fiddle, Miri Ben Something-or-Other.

The main point is, you rock. Let's get drunk sometime.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-27 22:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

tomorrow is to late,
learn humility,
oh great one.

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-06 12:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Chicks who enjoy the "sexual batter".....not gay

Submitted by Silk (user info) at 2005-03-06 12:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Saying your fuck ups are "just typos" = limp wrist gay

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-06 11:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This post improves with age...like a fine wine.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-06 10:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Meeting up with another poster for your ass kicking that you deserve - not gay

only one line made me smile. +1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-30 08:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, it was a great run while it lasted...

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-29 05:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Once again my poor eyesight lets me down. I thought this would ahve a range of aliens and we would have to pick which ones were "Grays" and which were not...

That woulda been cooler...

Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-10-29 04:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-28 23:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Heated #16 on a post I made a couple days ago. I guess Heated is pretty slow, eh?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-28 19:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry about that, Shadow. Maybe it was just a "typo".

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-10-28 19:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Saying "Peeps"-uber gay

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-10-28 19:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's "GO BEARS WOO!" Not "GO BEARS GO"

and it's w00t not wooo

get your facts straight

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-28 19:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, and by the way. You are definitely gay. That is if a 12 year old can be gay.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-28 19:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Loser (see below).

If you have to "explain" to me, and anyone else, that "you're wonderful" and that "you did it first", chances are...

1) You're full of shit
2) No one else thinks so
3) You're insignificant and no one else cares.

But thank YOU for stopping by, dipshit. Invest in Clearasil.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-28 19:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Most of these reviews are from shlongy. You camp your own posts to scrape up enough discussion that you get onto most heated. And don't bitch about bitter -2s and shit. I am the original honest rater, you are nothing new. You think you might shake things up a bit, rate how you feel and go against the norm? Been done before. Thanks for playing.

Submitted by G. Dubya <GWB.at.internetfodummies.net> at 2004-10-28 16:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My office: Utterly gay

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-28 09:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I knew it. People have a need to "be informed" about what is gay and what isn't.

This post may stay in Most Heated for years and well it should.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-10-28 04:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was going to -2 this but i thought it might make you sad :(

Submitted by Justin Timberlake at 2004-10-27 21:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My career = Gay

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-27 20:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My "greatest work", unfortunately, is tied with my lousiest.

But this sure is a lot of hits. I'm enjoying it as I lose $100's playing online poker.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not shabby Shlongy. Not your greatest work, but not bad.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-27 18:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

For my first post to reach 1000 hits...do I win anything?

Anything of value, I mean.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-27 18:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You agree because you have an IQ in double digits and a working brain, unlike a bunch of the other morons in here.

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I definitely agree with most of your points here

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-27 16:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and it's was such a fuckin waste of time that you had to rate it? fuckin limp dick! wasting time on here is better than watching the scabs form on your self inflicted wounds, slasher.

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Guess which one this post is...

Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

na.... it was pretty gay.

This was a complete and utter waste of time. For you and me.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-27 15:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, I am awesome, but I don't think you want to lower yourself and WRITE like I do.

Just a tip.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-27 15:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And now you're on Most Heated.

Man, you ARE living the dream aren't you?

Someday, Shlongy, someday I will BE you. If I'm lucky (and, you know, say my prayers and eat my vitamins - all the things a good little Hulkamaniac needs to do).

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-10-27 15:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-27 15:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It was only a matter of time my friend...Brilliance is hard to disguise, try as I might.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-27 15:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How the holy fuck did SHLONGY make the most heated ?

Jesus fucking christ..... what's this world coming too ?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-27 12:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The hits just keep on comin'...

Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-27 12:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

They celebrate with extra helpings of -2's! Hooray! I love being on Uber all day with no life!!! HAHAHAHAAAAA!!! I'm grrrrreat!!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-27 12:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How should I celebrate my first ever visit to Most Heated?

What do the UberGeeks who live for such inane horseshit do when they get there?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-27 11:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

See, now if I knew that yesterday, I could have added "AJ- gay" to the list.

Timing is everything.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 11:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What about PolyamorousAJ?

The age old question is finally answered. http://www.ubersite.com/m/49821

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-27 11:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

News Flash: "Hits" don't matter either.

All I care about are comical reviews and nasty putdowns.

And that's to MY posts.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-27 10:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes, Mick, it is. Very much so.

I don't know HOW the hell I forgot to add that to the gay list.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-10-27 09:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

is GHEY Gay?

Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-10-27 09:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This deserves a better rating. +2 bump for the schlongster.

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-10-27 08:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was pretty funny.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-27 08:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Check out the ol' username.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-27 08:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Giving a rating without caring about the feelings of the poster: Not gay.

Ok.

This post was a pointless waste of my time.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-27 04:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This post = Gay with a capital G

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-27 04:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed

Submitted by F.U. at 2004-10-27 01:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You= gay with a higher gay quotient than the total number of particles that exist in the universe.

Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2004-10-27 00:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're gay.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-26 23:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

giving this post a negative rating- gay

Submitted by uncanny (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your last post said you were leaving

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll give you a positive rating when you deserve one. Just write something coherent tomorrow and I'll promise I'll give it a good score, m'kay?

Submitted by XII (user info) at 2004-10-26 21:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Honestly giving a rating without worrying whose feelings might get hurt - not gay
Don't bother (-2)

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-26 20:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 20:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I give out a lot of +2's, too, oh little slut of mine.

Look it up.

Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 19:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Congratulations!!

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-26 19:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I saw one of your many -2s and realized something. You give a lot of -2s. So I went back and looked through the titles of your posts, and clicked on this one. Since you are obviously so much better than the rest of us, your post must reflect that, right?













































Wrong.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If I pull down my pants...right now, could I get to 750 hits?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-26 16:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tete moi le dard, enculé!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-26 16:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Giddy up!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 16:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You don't have to ask me twice. Consider it "done".

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well i like ainkara.. so i can't agree...

and come on.. the whole jew toast and cabaret girl shenanigans?

come oooooooon.

naked, eh? only if i can put a saddle on you and play cowgirl.

Submitted by Random Fuckin Joe Biotch! at 2004-10-26 15:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

People that use the word "Peeps" - GAY




p.s. tell your mom to wash her pooper the before I go back in it!








GAHY!!!GAHY!!!GAHY!!!GAHY!!!GAHY!!!GAHY!!!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wonder what time Fetish the Friendly Fag will be stopping by for his critical "-2...No Comment" addition to this post.

Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

The difference between gay and straight is only a six-pack. Cheers.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm surprised that the "Bart- gay" entry hasn't caused more of a stir.

I know I keep laughing every time I read it.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You - gay

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

When you're right, you're right.

Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Optics- I've given you good ratings when you deserved them...and -2's the other 100 times.

Didn't you do Cookie Monster/Mona Lisa? That was one of Shlongy's all time faves.

Now break out with a +2, you fucking rot teeth bastard.

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i thought you liked my stick figure drawings?!


you cunt

Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thinking you're cool by posting a gay/not gay topic...
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK, HOMO?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/31063

There's a poop story for you, Shlongy.

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this was gay.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It was going to be a zero until I saw that you put Fetish in there twice.

I agree with a lot of what you have to say, but the egotism and attacks on other people (mainly Ainkara and Loren) irk me a little bit. Which is, of course, why you say them.

Keep on trucking, Shlongy. I like your witty repartee most of the time.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You just can't make everybody happy....

Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

HAHA, it's funny because it's true!

Only a +1 because I disagree with
"Butt Post Sunday- VERY gay"

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

munkeypants- Which particular points of interest did you not agree with?

I'd be happy, much like an author on a book tour, to discuss these points.

I'm not so much of a rock head that I can't be persuaded to change my opinion on one or more of these issues.

But can we do it naked?

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Peeps who post about "How many chicks they've banged" and "how much dope they've done"- pretty gay
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dude you know that I've banged like 243 chicks and done every drug in the book, yet somehow I'm gay? I think I'll go back to monitoring my hits and reading posts by Ainkara.

GO BEARS WOO!!

Submitted by ATTNGHEYMENZ (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by SATAN CHRIST at 2004-10-26 14:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes, I'm GAY, so are my mirriads of worshippers. I'm still going to call you out as being the gayest of the gay, WTH!!!

Nothing is up with my name, munchkin. Satan being my forename and Christ being my surname. That's what happens when your fathers name is Jehovah.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:48:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

What the hell...what can I say?

In one day, about a week ago, there were back-to-back hilarious shit tales. Surely you must remember that.

===

Hey, my ubermadness entry was about diarrhea. I wonder why I didn't win.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Is this another shitty Fetish account?

Gay + paedo = gay.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Calling anything "Gay" is dumb. Fags have nothing to do with the Uberuseless.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I can't agree with all of them but this was funny.

I love the different degrees of gay.

kinda
sorta
what do you think?



Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

My eyebrows are like J-lo's ass. They have their own gravitational force.

There were actually a couple of funny things on here.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SATAN CHRIST at 2004-10-26 14:00:49 (#)
Ranking: 1

WTH is what homosexuals world wide would refer to as "Extremely Gay"!
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Gee thanks there, "SATAN CHRIST"... my you are so dang controversial with that user name... you MUST be not gay huh?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's interesting.

I'm NOT gay for that same reason, Julia.

Life is strange.

Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Here's one. Being a deliberate, constant asshole just because you can is pretty gay. (By "you," I mean the general "you," not YOU.)

I'm gay because I have a crush on Loren in a cowboy hat.

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

not gay. i agree.

Submitted by SATAN CHRIST at 2004-10-26 14:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

WTH is what homosexuals world wide would refer to as "Extremely Gay"!



Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Lists- gay

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

jabba The dork is obviously assed up over the "bad limericks- gay" line...

Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, when you're wrong, you're wrong.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Looks like bart dropped by the koolmang hate post...

Maybe he's NOT just a gay robot created by the Irish ?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuckin' Adam...after I gave him a +1.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey...I've said this a bazillion times.


Funny is funny. Whether it be a story on "the runs" or a picture of The Cookie Monster's face on the Mona Lisa...I call 'em as I see them.

Please try and remember that I'm also drunk, or on the way to drunkenness probably 50% of my time in here.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bart doesn't exist... he's a gay robot created by the Irish.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not gay.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/49729

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:50:56 EDT (#)
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I do remember the shit post week... all very funny, but you changed your stance. Is there no continuity in your conviction ?

Don't sell out on us shlonger..... don't do it!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Anyone think that Bart will drop on by to rate this masterpiece?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hit whoring on my koolmang post > GAy

Let's see if THIS works

http://www.ubersite.com/m/49731

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the hell...what can I say?

In one day, about a week ago, there were back-to-back hilarious shit tales. Surely you must remember that.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Photoshop, for putting random heads on other bodies- not gay
-----------------------------------

Yay! I'm not gay!



I mean, uh... never mind.


Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot:

Brendan when he's drinking<----Not gay.
Brendan sober and being a pussy<--------------Very gay.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Changing your stance on poop stories = gay

You flipped shlongy... you flipped!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll say, Bob. I'm a Raiders fan.
I just liked the obscure analogy.

Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you forgot this:
<nolan.at.Baseballwriter.net>-gay

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The 49ers - Gay

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey...you said it...not I. But kudos to you for knowing it.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot to add Zoidberg. He's gay.
But he's gay in a non gay way so I guess he doesn't belong anywhere.

I'm getting gay now.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I could have also added -"This post- gay".

But I don't like to lie.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Damn- I should have put down "Posting the obvious - gay". Maybe that would have catapulted this into + territory. "


haha!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I just may love Soley Trinity. I'm not sure but there's a chance.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn- I should have put down "Posting the obvious - gay". Maybe that would have catapulted this into + territory.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Glad i got the chance to rate this before heading off home.

I don't care what anyone else say's....you're as funny as a granny under the influence of crack cocaine. And you speak some truth, it can't be bad!


Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dont be gay

Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cheers!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mostly, which is why it's gay to post the obvious.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll give you all the opportunity in the world to find out, my little lady. At least I hope you're little. Fat broads make me hurl.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Yay! I love Ubersite more than life itself. I don't know how I lived before I discovered it (about 2 weeks ago).

What's the deal with this Schlongy person anyway? Does he have a chocolate-flavored penis or something?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But is it inaccurate in any way?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Please discuss."
This post -> gay

"And rate accordingly."
-2

Submitted by Shlongy's gay lover at 2004-10-26 13:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy --> gay.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This will give us a well deserved break from the 24 KoolMang/I have no life hate posts currently in circulation.


Homer: There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.

Bart: Who's in there?

Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog. And that dog Nixon had, whassisname, um,
Chester ...

Lisa: Checkers.

Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one -- the
one that mauled Jimmy.

Dog of Death