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(Reposted again) Okay, California may have gone too far this time... (637 hits)

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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2004-10-26 14:50:51 EDT




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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Supreme Overlord damage repair...


Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2005-07-21 22:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shite

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

there is arnie for you

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:32:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

I believed this for far too long.

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Thank you for getting it and enjoying it.

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I believed this for far too long.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-26 19:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Satanism is stupid, but most people have no idea what it is. True Satanists don't actually believe in Satan.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-10-26 19:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't let Fat Tony see this.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-26 18:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow?

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-10-26 18:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my bad. I remember that story now. here's a +2 to even out my -2.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Like I've said before, nothing kills a joke like having to explain it. Yes, the story is a joke, making fun of the real story referenced here, in which a school district in Washington really has cancelled Halloween in fear of upsetting Wiccans.

Jesus Fucking Christ people, read the news once in a while.

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shenanigans

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-26 16:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is this a joke or what?

Submitted by Author 1 <<mortally wounded>> at 2004-10-26 16:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-26 16:30:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

Stalker! Stalker!

Look, author #2, bull fighting is fucked. The bulls are HIDEOUSLY mistreated before they get into the ring, everything from harsh chemicals or cotton up the nose to mess up their breathing to filing their horns down to pins in the testicles and vaseline rubbed in their eyes to blur their vision. This is NOT fiar, and it is not, as you say above, "nothing more than pageantry."

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Correct. But you are missing my point.

I never said that bullfighting is fair. I was using the IDEA of bullfighting as a metaphor to describe much different things.

I was just trying to get you to re-read the post to interpret my insights on humanity without worrying about what is happening to the bulls in REAL bullfighting.




Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-26 16:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Author 1 <<Mortally Wounded>> at 2004-10-26 15:54:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-25 13:00:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not crazy about #2, but it gets my vote because bullfighting is bullshit and depicting it as a fair fight makes me want to puke.
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I agree with you fully. The way the sport is currently run is nothing more than pageantry...

Sorry that you thought this was only a story trying to depict bullfighting as a fair fight. I put a lot more into it than that. You should re-read it and try to look past your own morality to see if you agree with my thoughts.

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Stalker! Stalker!

Look, author #2, bull fighting is fucked. The bulls are HIDEOUSLY mistreated before they get into the ring, everything from harsh chemicals or cotton up the nose to mess up their breathing to filing their horns down to pins in the testicles and vaseline rubbed in their eyes to blur their vision. This is NOT fiar, and it is not, as you say above, "nothing more than pageantry."



Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"We're just another family on the block, except we worship Satan, not a Christian God."


Heheheh

Satan is a Christian construct.
Without Christians, Satan wouldn't exist, so to speak.

Heheheh


Submitted by Author 1 <<Mortally Wounded>> at 2004-10-26 15:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-25 13:00:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not crazy about #2, but it gets my vote because bullfighting is bullshit and depicting it as a fair fight makes me want to puke.
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I agree with you fully. The way the sport is currently run is nothing more than pageantry...

I was not trying to glorify bullfighting in this story... far from it. I was using a purified version of it as a metaphor to describe some of my feelings about human nature. In particular how both good and evil are acceptable parts of our whole - i.e. "man is the cruelest animal" or "when he created bullfighting .. he created both his hell and his heaven", and how that nature relates to the inevitable progression of mankind into something greater - i.e. "What is great in every man is that he is a bridge and not the destination" or "[The bull] aims to seek the greatest challenge possible... Only if all men were like bulls, imagine what great things we could accomplish".

Sorry that you thought this was only a story trying to depict bullfighting as a fair fight. I put a lot more into it than that. You should re-read it and try to look past your own morality to see if you agree with my thoughts.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:07:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

whatsamatter...did life suddenly get too REAL for you?

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Uh, context, please?

Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

California hasn't gone far enough.

Are you for or against this???

EVERYONE should be left alone.


BAN CHRISTMAS!!!!!
HALLMARK SUCKS!!!!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I vote for "Civil War".

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatsamatter...did life suddenly get too REAL for you?

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Much ado about nothing.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:54:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

a link would've sufficed, and i would have been able to read the whole article.

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Do I have to state the obvious or does someone else want to take the honor?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

6 times.....Jesus

Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

a link would've sufficed, and i would have been able to read the whole article.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck me. Four tries to get this to post. Ubermadness must be blowing my fuses one by one. I need a drink.

Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I dread moving there...

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Satan rules!


He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
side.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II