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Car Crash (656 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0.25 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by skaville (View user info) at 2004-10-26 14:54:45 EDT


An Englishman and a Scotsman are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road.
Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed.
In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on.
At this point, the Scotsman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of sherry. He hands the bottle to the Englishman, whom exclaims,'' may the Scots and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Englishman then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Scotsman, whom replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here."



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Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-27 22:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

old joke but funny

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-10-26 17:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wow i've never read this before! ever!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Bollocks!

Submitted by Good4U (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Good one... I didnt see the ending coming.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

U-S-A! U-S-A!

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

heard it before but you get a 1 for Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:56:15 (#)
Ranking: -1

<cricket noises>

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ha ha?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

<cricket noises>

Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

made me smile


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