Guide to Discordian Overstanding of Ubersite's Secret Plan for World Domination and Submissive Confusion Through Random Simplification of Small Rodents (1015 hits)
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Submitted by <name withheld by request> (View user info) at 2004-10-26 15:12:10 EDT
It was an Indian Summer
And the sun was on high
I traveled cross mountains
And rivers run dry -- Lucifer's Friend
The twin brothers, Two Dingos Fucking and Runs Away Screaming, were on a quest to find their father and ask him the obvious question. They did not know where their father was, but in a dream one night they were visited by Raven, who told them to search in the Mountains of Nevermore. And so they did this.
Long they wandered, and had many strange adventures.
At last they found their father in a spring. They fell to arguing amongst themselves as to which of them would speak to their father. As they were both mutes, the conversation consisted entirely of sign language. By means of awkward gestures and interpretations of great subtelty they at last determined that Two Dingos Fucking should be the one to inquire of their father regarding their burning question.
Interlude.
Monkey Woman and Chicken Boy lived in a pot. They argued constantly, which disturbed the Great Spoon. One day, Monkey Woman went to the village to find some ice cream. But Tsing Tao the Sage had only two flavors that day: Green ham and Gokkun. Monkey Woman bartered her old blue sock for some of each, and Adam the First Ant helped her carry the ice cream back home. Monkey Woman fed some of each flavor to Chicken Boy to see which was best. But Chicken Boy said, "I do not like Green Ham and Gokkun." Then Adam said, "You may not like it now but you will." He later went back to his nest, which was over ten stories tall.
Meanwhile, Carlos the Frog Herder was walking through Tangledup Forest, smoking his Pie Pipe and blowing rings of iridescent resonances through the trees for their amusement. He would occasionally stop to snatch up one of the shiny rocks that infested the Forest road, and casually toss it in random directions. As he emerged from the Forest he tossed a rock into the pot where Monkey Woman and Chicken Boy lived. They rushed outside to see who had infringed on their salad policy.
Carlos apologized for his poor aim and the Great Spoon was pleased. They all offered their ice cream unto a magical kettle made of cast iron, whose name was Namaste. When the warriors of ice came down from Cloud Island they found no trace of the frogs, and everyone lived happily ever after.
A blanket of stars
And the moon was on high
She lay down beside me
Her eyes were on fire -- Indian Summer
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Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-11-02 18:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-28 19:19:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Random, but I liked it.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-01 21:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
wtf!
shut the fuck up!
stop babbling this bla bla nonsense and post!
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-10-31 16:04:52 EST (#)
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Excellent! You should have mail soon...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-31 15:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OR munkeypants.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-31 15:28:05 EST (#)
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I saw you read my posts...
aim: munkeypants1
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-29 20:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'd like to apologize to the good doctor
the dark child's last adventure is not all so enthralling
but sometimes one has to force himself to write, and display the results
this is what happened
and i am sure
that by the next light
something better
will have emerged
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-28 19:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Random, but I liked it.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-27 21:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i would expect no less a reply
than a form of cerebral acrobatics
and into the sky will my feathered snake disappear
writhing and consuming
until the clown in my heart
awakes
and says, "behold,
for there is truth"
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-10-27 21:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not sure that came out quite like I meant it to...
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-10-27 21:34:50 EDT (#)
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Istaros, the question returns to the questioner,
like a dog to its vomit.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-27 20:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not small at all, mind you.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-27 20:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
is "gokkun" Japanese for "eggs?"
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-10-26 18:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like Aesop on acid, without the moral to the story. Cool.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-26 16:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for monkey woman and namaste
Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am confused, but in a nice sorta way.
Submitted by Hermann_the_German (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WTF?
No matter what you had - sell me an ounce of it!