Best Epitaph (1306 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.21 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Thrice Palermo (View user info) at 2004-10-26 22:10:14 EDT
Dont know where this went the first time...
"I told you I was sick"
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Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-11-01 12:35:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cast a cold eye
On life, on death
Horseman, pass by
Submitted by Duck_lucky (user info) at 2004-10-27 09:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"George Romeros' future superstar"
( X_X )
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-27 00:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2004-10-27 00:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"He fucked his share of bitches."
Submitted by RandomJane <I.am.at.nobody.com> at 2004-10-26 23:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Here lies the body
Of Emily White
Who signalled left
And then turned right."
That's gotta suck..
Submitted by Banned_Spiral2 (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want mine to say,
"I hate all you niggers, chinks, wops, spics, kikes, towelheads, and dotheads. What the hell are you gonna do about it, huh?"
Submitted by hyp0luxa (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
</LIFE> is good, but i'd prefer
return 0;
on my gravestone
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:49:25 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:40:28 (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, but the best is "</>LIFE"
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Actually, it'd be
</LIFE>
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Goddamn it, you're right. I knew I fucked that up somehow as soon as I commented. Oh well, still the best.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:40:28 (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, but the best is "</>LIFE"
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Actually, it'd be
</LIFE>
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, but the best is "</>LIFE"
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-26 22:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"And all this time I thought it was a second penis. Damn!"