Tigre, buddy. Take a hint. (849 hits)
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Submitted by Agent Smith (View user info) at 2004-10-27 01:16:14 EDT
I'm sure some of you know Tigre, and for those of you that are unfortunate enough, you know he's a persistent little cunt. The following is a chat transcript, so feel free to -2 it and move on, I couldn't give less of a shit. But Tigre evidently got "Fetish's" IM name from electro, and took it upon himself to kiss some ass. Unfortunately, "Fetish" didn't take too kindly to it.
TigrePaper: Fetish! Greetings!
erice004: Hello.
TigrePaper: You might know of my growing legacy on uber. Tigre(ring a bell?)
erice004: Yes. I got banned from the MVA
TigrePaper: I had a request of you.
TigrePaper: You do the cooking thing, right?
erice004: Yep.
TigrePaper: I wanted permission to do a couple parodies.
TigrePaper: I wanna do Meals from the 'Hood, or 'Ghetto meals'
TigrePaper: Start with mac and cheese with hotdogs, and move up.
erice004: How about I cook your penis at 350 and serve it with a side order of balls?
TigrePaper: Hmmmm..
TigrePaper: tempting, but it might get a bit rare.
TigrePaper: I prefer my genitals medium ra- Heeeey. >: (
erice004: Your posts suck ass
erice004: I don't like you.
TigrePaper: I know..
TigrePaper: : /
erice004: You are a fag
TigrePaper: :' (
erice004: You probably helped me get banned
TigrePaper: Actually, no.
erice004: all you fuckers are working together
TigrePaper: I supported you.
TigrePaper: I like your posts, and I find you quite charming.
erice004: I don't need your help, cocksucker
TigrePaper: If I didn't like you, I wouldn't look for your permission to pardy you.
TigrePaper: If you wanna be like that, I got no trouble moving to the dark side. xD I have respect for you, and your quality work(what is thatof quality, deliberatly so).
erice004: You can suck my cock and be my friend.
erice004: If not, go blow yourself.
TigrePaper: Can I be your friend and just fondle your cock some?
erice004: Can you blow me in the back of my mustang?
TigrePaper: I could..but I'd prefer not to.. :' (
TigrePaper: I prefer broncos.
TigrePaper: Why WERE you banned from MVA anyhow?
erice004: Because cock suckers like you bitched to bart
TigrePaper: Like me?
erice004: Are you a homosexual?
TigrePaper: Nope.
erice004: I thought you were, honestly.
TigrePaper: Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-21 21:41:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iawless_heiiion (user info) at 2004-10-20 23:43:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
You get a +2 hit due to your supporting of an idiot.
TigrePaper: Blacksmiths get all the chicks. Sweaty bulging muscles. Long dirty hair.
erice004: Well, how much did you support me if I'm banned?
erice004: Thanks alot for your support, asshole.
TigrePaper: Honestly, I didn't know you were banned.
erice004: Don't give me that shit. You are a prick.
TigrePaper: I'm ignorant of the politics.
erice004: You are ignorant alright
TigrePaper: I might lick your cock if I have to, but I refuse you lick your ass(cigar is good for that).
erice004: You are not funny.
erice004: I wish I could put some malicious code on your computer about now.
TigrePaper: Funny? I'm in all mild seriousness.
TigrePaper: xD
TigrePaper: You're funny. Are you homosexual?
erice004: No, I'm dead serious. I think you are a dick.
TigrePaper: Oh. Explain to me why?
erice004: You didn't stop me from getting banned, you are sucking my cock on uber, I don't want it.
erice004: It makes both of us look gay as hell.
TigrePaper: I suck your cock on uber? I praise your good posts. I'm not there to GET you banned.
TigrePaper: If the piper should so see it, I'd gladly send bart my opposition in email to your banning.
erice004: Look. Stop sucking my cock, fag.
erice004: Do you understand english?
TigrePaper: More than happy to rape you anally, but I have my doubts to your identity.
erice004: You are a fucking queer that is trying to get into my pants.
TigrePaper: Riiight.
erice004: I don't like your sucking my cock all the time
TigrePaper: Anyhow, I'll seeya. I take that as a yes to using your cooking to pardy.
erice004: Suck a cock, tigre.
erice004: I'm going to spam your posts if you rate me.
TigrePaper: Sure thing.
TigrePaper: Bart took away Cigar's spam effects.
TigrePaper: He'd have no problem taking away yours, I'm sure.
TigrePaper: Peace bro.
TigrePaper: :-*
erice004: Fuck off, fag
erice004: Do a post on me
erice004: See if I care
erice004: quagmire did it all week
erice004: squattail too
TigrePaper: I'm not that low, really.
erice004: People want to kick my ass in real life
TigrePaper: [Classy?]Uber user is the name of my game.
erice004: wouldn't you be pissed?
TigrePaper: somewhat. But I'd figure the reason.
TigrePaper: Were you part in the Lojope got raped thing?
erice004: Do you think I was?
erice004: FUCK YOU
TigrePaper: I don't know. I don't know enough of you to judge your character.
erice004: You sucking my cock on photoshop yet?
erice004: What the hell kind of cooking spoof do you need?
TigrePaper: Nah.
TigrePaper: I'm thinking of doing a Ghetto cooking spoof, with meals from the hood
TigrePaper: Ghetto cornbread, friet chicken made with potatoe chips, ghetto mac and cheese, etc
erice004: I got spoofed many times and I'm sick of it. I have quagmire posting on african american websites that I hate niggers and go to Old D (photo included), prof.fuckface doing the same and insulting me horribly while spamming, ETS with his posts, and more!
erice004: I don't need your shit just because you sucked my cock and +2 my posts once in awhile. And then I get banned.
TigrePaper: You have my condolances. Rest assured I'm not one of them.
erice004: I don't care at this point. You bother me and I don't like you.
TigrePaper: Oh, okay. Would it bother you more if I lingered around your anus with a buttplug..?
TigrePaper: Cause I can stop..
erice004: You are an unfunny asshole.
erice004: Go join ETS and his crwe
erice004: crew
TigrePaper: Are his health benifits any good?
erice004: Why are you still bothering me? I have to make a post with stabkill's picture on it.
erice004: I found it
TigrePaper: I just wanna be buddies. ;_; *lesniff*
erice004: no
erice004: I am real close to firing up a couple bots to spam your posts
TigrePaper: :- /
TigrePaper: Why do you insist on pushing me to the side of those that hate you?
TigrePaper: Do you love being hated..or..?
erice004: I don't care
erice004: I have greater concerns than some dickhead from ubersite
erice004: Everytime I see a black person I wonder if he read those posts and is going to sucker punch me
TigrePaper: Namecalling won't help you Fetishy. : (
erice004: But you can't help because you are unfunny, and quite honestly, faggish.
TigrePaper: A bundle of stickish..interesting.
erice004: You can't even speak english.
erice004: Why do I need a stupid bastard like you to help me?
erice004: Go blow, fag.
TigrePaper: Eshudighan zi bitte?
TigrePaper: Nein spritche einglish
erice004: Goodbye.
TigrePaper: Night<3
erice004: If I catch you rating any of my posts I will unleash the bots to spam you.
TigrePaper: Awww
TigrePaper: I'll let bart know ahead of time then, bro.
erice004: Bart banned me, cocksucker!
TigrePaper: I thought we made this a might clear..huh..
TigrePaper: Obviously, Fetish das nein spritche einglish. : O
erice004: I will get your personal information and post it.
TigrePaper: How'd you do that?
erice004: You don't need to know
erice004: but I will do it
TigrePaper: Oh, okay.
erice004: And they will harass you.
TigrePaper: Like they harrass you?
erice004: They don't have my phone number
TigrePaper: Whats my phone number then?
TigrePaper: Business number, rather.
TigrePaper: Tell me that, and I'll leave you alone forever. : (
erice004: I have to get my friend that works at the phone company to contact ISPs
TigrePaper: Does it matter if I have a t1 connection?
TigrePaper: Connected with a general business server..or..?
TigrePaper: I'd probably end up selling some handforged knives to those that call. Maybe call back with caller ID, and press charges against the phone company.
TigrePaper: Finding the company would be the easy part though.
TigrePaper: Oh, snipe. It's almost 1.
TigrePaper: I gotta get going.
erice004: People use prepaid calling cards, dick
TigrePaper: I'll seeya Fetty.
erice004: Don't defend yourself.
TigrePaper: No chastity belt?
TigrePaper: (you discredit yourself fetish.)
erice004: Go suck yourself off, fag. I'm not your friend.
TigrePaper: I need to get 2 ribs removed for that..
erice004: I have no friends on uber.
TigrePaper: Aww. : (
TigrePaper: Howsad..
TigrePaper: Anyhow
TigrePaper: G'night
erice004: I can fuck my mom, don't worry about me
erice004: I mean your mom.
TigrePaper: Your mom. xDDD
erice004: fuck it. I'll fuck both at the same time
TigrePaper: Awesome.
TigrePaper: Can I photograph it?
TigrePaper: I always wanted to be a pornographer.
erice004: Why do you have to constantly suck up to me?
erice004: Get off my back, guy
erice004: I'm not your friend
TigrePaper: Suck up? Patronize morelike it seems..
erice004: I'm not your fucking friend
erice004: Go find friendship elsewhere
erice004: pay someone
erice004: sell your virginity on ebay
erice004: do something for god sakes
TigrePaper: I do alot. : (
TigrePaper: Uber and such is just my spare time.
TigrePaper: Though it gets lonely at the forge.
erice004: You are more pathetic than I am.
erice004: I can't wait for the day I get sucker punched by a black person so I can forget this conversation.
TigrePaper: I'd oblidge, but I'm not afro-'merican.
erice004: are you going to post on uber now? Your sucking up to me post? If you are not, you can leave.
TigrePaper: I was wondering the same, babysnakes.
erice004: I'm going to post this conversation, dickhead.
TigrePaper: Awesome
TigrePaper: HEY SIDEBURNS!
erice004: No.
erice004: Why are you such a suckup?
TigrePaper: Suck my cock bro.
erice004: I didn't need your help. I'm still banned.
erice004: Get me unbanned, and you can be my friend again.
erice004: or back on the MVA
erice004: rather
TigrePaper: Sucking your own cock isn't gunna help others, or pissing others off won't help you.
TigrePaper: Try making friends, asmuch as you might wanna try with your sadass pissy attitude.
erice004: I
erice004: I will never like you.
TigrePaper: Frankly, I don't really care.
TigrePaper: I sought you out respectfully seeking permission to use your cooking to parody.
TigrePaper: Since you're a cock, I don't think you'd care either way, so I will anyhow.
TigrePaper: Suck my balls, and g'night.
erice004: I'm glad you are leaving
TigrePaper: I'm glad your sucking my fat testicles
erice004: I'm glad you finally catch a hint after 100 times of me calling you a cock that I don't like you.
TigrePaper: Catch the hint? I'm not blunt, it's just funny to watch you be(or pretend to) angry.
erice004: I got removed off the MVA. Of course I'm fucking pissed, dick.
erice004: it took months to do that
TigrePaper: How'd you fuck it up?
erice004: I have to be slick to not get caught refreshing my posts
erice004: you probably helped ban me for all I know
TigrePaper: As far as you know, I'm a neutral party.
TigrePaper: I havn't got any alts, and I havn't spammed you, nor denounced you.
TigrePaper: fuck you if you think different, douche.
erice004: You are as much of an enemy as any of them
TigrePaper: Of course. Because I've showed you respect. I must be a douchebag like 'em all.
TigrePaper: If I were an enemy, would I search hi and lo for your aim to ask you?
erice004: I honestly don't care because I told you: I DO NOT LIKE YOU.
erice004: And you keep bothering me. How old are you? 10?
erice004: I don't need a child yet.
TigrePaper: *Chuckles*
TigrePaper: Are you gunna ever tell me why they hate you?
TigrePaper: Last time I checked, Uber wasn't the 3rd Reich, and you weren't a jew.
erice004: Because I am better than they are
TigrePaper: Riiight
TigrePaper: Or did you defame a buncha people?
TigrePaper: Cause I don't know. I'm curious is all.
erice004: Now I've got your IP addy
TigrePaper: Care to share?
erice004: I'm going to use an exploit in your windows to send some malicious code. I can send a keystroke logger and steal your passwords.
TigrePaper: Awesome.
TigrePaper: All be sure to report you to the authorities then.
erice004: Fine. I'll steal your aim password the next time you log in, or if it is cached in a cookie I already have it. I'll just have to take a look........
erice004: Because I don't like you, you won't leave, and you force me to use my superior computer skills to ruin your day
erice004: are you going to leave or am I going to have to execute the code?
TigrePaper: *Shrugs* Going to bed anyhow.
erice004: Because you are bothering me, kid.
TigrePaper: Already a bit late. I'll seeya fetish.
erice004: You are not my friend, I won't be seeing you. Goodbye, dickhead.
User Reviews
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 08:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-27 07:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahaha i bet fetish makes heaps of mates at the pub
SOme guy: can i buy u a beer mate?
Fetish: why dont u suck my cock
*SOmeguy opens a can of whoopass on fetish's big jaw*
it was funny though that tigre guy really did seem like he was trying to suck some cock....is fetish by any chance divorced? coz that would make a lot of sense
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-27 06:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-27 05:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!
I am LOVING this fetish kicked off MVA thing.
It is fucking beautiful.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-10-27 02:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Howlee longness, Batman!
I tried....I really did....and I even tried to rationalize defending Tigre......
but....
Submitted by Mr_Anderson (user info) at 2004-10-27 02:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I MAY NOT HAVE EYES, BUT I CAN STILL SEE!
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-27 02:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-27 02:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Electro is fat
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-27 01:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't give fetish's screenname out...
I still don't even know what the hell it is as people keep fucking tricking me into thinking they are someone else...
Also, stop with the fucking aim chatbots... its old.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 01:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aw man, you got zung by the bart-man. Puzzizzaw!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 01:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure poly! Does it have the red leather interior!
..bart, IM me! :D
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-10-27 01:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SMITH: Mr. Maiorano, welcome back. We missed you.
MAIORANO: It ends tonight.
SMITH: I know it does, I've seen it, which is why the rest of me is going to enjoy the show. Because we all know that I am the one that beats you!
MAIORANO: What? You gonna make a little frowny face at me?
SMITH: >=(
MAIORANO: Lick my taint, Smith.
SMITH: Hey, fuck you!
*ass-kicking ensues*
SMITH: No. No no no no no. That's not fair.
MAIORANO: You said it yourself. It was inevitable.
*Smith explodes, and we all live happily ever after*
~ The End
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-10-27 01:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-27 01:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
erice004: Can you blow me in the back of my mustang?
TigrePaper: I could..but I'd prefer not to.. :' (
TigrePaper: I prefer broncos.
***
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey, Tigre, I've got a Bronco II. My place?
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-10-27 01:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure why I liked this.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 01:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Think anyone will actually read it? I think the whole thing is pretty charming.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 01:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know..it was awhile.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-10-27 01:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesuse, didn't realize it was that fucking long.