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A tribute to Miss Wasburne (775 hits)

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Rating: 1.1 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Tigre (View user info) at 2004-10-27 01:47:36 EDT


"Warsh your hands, but don't burn yer finger!" Was one of the catch phrases she'd sputter from her old, wrinkly lips.

Miss Washburn truly is a sight to behold. For One hundred and thirty six years, she's been teaching, and she still has a massive ball of fat under her chin.
She's not a big woman, oh no. It's just that you can play tee-ball with her chin.
She's old, mean, and grouchy.

But we love her.

..at least we did, until she passed away, early this morning. Cause of death is unknown, but we will always remember that giant round orb of skin and fat that swayed back and forth everytime she opened her old wrinky jowels.

Maybe you can suck my balls in heaven you cranky old bitch.





..but we love ya.



Tigre

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-15 13:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Speaking of teacherts, here is a relevant link-whore...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/55543

Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-15 13:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-04 07:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-03 21:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cough.

Submitted by Apricot (user info) at 2004-10-30 12:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God Bless That Woman! *sniffs*

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 11:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*Cries*

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-27 11:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Been done to death.

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-27 10:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My teachers name was Ms. Washburn

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-27 09:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-27 09:03:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Look on the bright side Tigre, at least people will be reading your posts as he spams them.

Don't get involved in retaliating man it's not worth it. You post good stuff. He posts crap.

Leave him to it he will go away eventually or be ejected just like Fetish and Wang.


Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 08:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*Meows for awhile*

Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-27 08:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 02:37:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm littler, and I have more hits than you.


Poopy.<3
-----------------------------------
Here's another hit.

Heehee. <3

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-27 03:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Requiem for a hag.

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-10-27 02:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nothing much to say. It sucks when people die. Tigre is sexy.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 02:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*Sniffles* I'mma miss that 3' 2" lady alot..

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-10-27 01:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Touching. Makes me wish I knew her.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-27 01:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

seek help


Kent: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been
causing more crimes than it's been preventing?

Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

Homer the Vigilante