A Token Of My Infection 21. Ghost. (2031 hits)
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Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2004-10-27 12:43:04 EDT
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/49681
A Token Of My Infection 21. Ghost.
As soon as I got out of the life, the shit hit the fan. It seemed like every other day something very bad happened that very well could have affected me. My timing, although unplanned, was superb. The timing meant the difference between me sitting in my office writing this right now as opposed to doing a quarter of hard time in Lewisburg.
People that I associated with were being arrested, hunted, murdered, overdosing and dying, losing their homes, losing their families, getting divorced, forced to go on the lamb. And I was doing fine. I was clean, I had nearly lost it all but ultimately lost nothing except for my business, however, I was approached by an old business associate who asked if I would run a new company that he would back financially for a 50% profit and partnership. I walked waist high through a sewer for years and when I finally climbed out of the manhole, I smelled like a rose.
Unfortunately, that smell didn't last long. Eventually the District Attorney zeroed in on me. He had heard my name come up enough from the steady stream of people that were being arrested and was able to place my link in the chain that was growing daily, a chain that stretched from upstate New York to Florida. People were ratting each other out in the back of the cruiser on the way to the station to be questioned. It was pathetic.
Fortunately for me, that chain was not contiguous. There were many, many links missing. I knew that and the police knew that I was aware of how weak their case was but that did not prevent them from charging me with various crimes and arresting me numerous times.
The DA was aiming too high he was trying to make a name for himself, he wanted the whole goddamned chain. There were some big names in the chain, Rush Limbaugh for one. But his duckies were spread too thin. If he would have concentrated on his own city and given up on his grandiose plan of bringing down a whole cartel, I would most likely be in prison. Thank god he had a swelled head.!
Here is some advice if you ever get into trouble;
Now this advice is valid only if you have retained a competent attorney. Believe me, you don't need a high priced lawyer to get you out of a jam, just a smart one, preferably a smart family man who is working hard to take care of his family.
Lawyers:
Always pay your lawyer fees on time. Even if I was paid up with what I owed my attorney, I would make a payment each time I left his office. Never lie to your attorney either tell him the truth or don't say anything at all.
Police:
Never cooperate, keep your mouth shut no matter what, never plead guilty, be polite, never resist or lose your temper, if arrested, do what ever you can to make your bail.
Cops are some of the biggest mind playing bullshit artists on this planet. They will do whatever it takes to get the confession. They remind me of high pressure salesmen. Here is one snippet of a conversation I once had with the police;
"Do you know that selling just one prescription pill earns you 5 years of federal prison time? And we have you dead to rights selling tens of thousands. If you ever hope to be a free man before your kids are middle aged, you better start talking to us"
"Lawyer"
"That's real cute. Did you learn that on tv tough guy? Do you think your buddies are squawking lawyer like a fucking parrot? Or are they giving you up to save their own ass? How do you think we found you, by accident? You need to decide if you want to keep up with this lawyer bullshit and spend the next 25 years taking it up the ass, or just talk with us and possibly walk away with probation, fines and community service."
"Lawyer"
"You are gonna be saying that a lot, because when we are done with you, New York state has dibs on you, smart ass! Or Maybe you're a fuckin retard and that's all you know how to say."
"Lawyer"
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One Thursday morning after spending the night in the county jail, after being arrested and charged once again, I began making arrangements for my bail. I was pleasantly surprised when a CO called my name, I was already bailed out without making one call!
The whole time I was being processed for release I was wondering how my wife was able to bail me out so soon or why she had even done it. I had called her and told her not to worry about it. I said that she should just get the kids on the bus and go to work because I would be able to get a bondsman in the morning. But I was not complaining. In fact I couldn't wait to see her so I could grab her up in a hug and kiss her.
I stayed in the vestibule of the jail for about ten minutes waiting for my wife and periodically looking out the glass doors for our car when a CO approached me and asked me to leave. I explained that I had just been bailed out and was waiting for my wife.
"Oh, you were bailed out? I'm sorry..my mistake...GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
All heart he was. I had no coat and it was about 20 degrees with a cranking wind outside.
I walked down the steps and looked around for our car. It was not in sight. So I hit the sidewalk and started hustling to get to town and flag a cab.
As I passed a car, I heard the door open and a woman call my name.
When I turned around I saw A ghost standing on the sidewalk, someone who had died more than a year ago was standing in front of the jail smiling at me. Anne. Anne my dear and special friend was motioning for me to come back..
I stood their frozen (almost literally) I ran back and grabbed her in a bear hug. I was totally shocked and completely overrun by emotion I am not afraid to say that I cried like a little boy into her coat.
> Instalment in which Anne dies http://www.ubersite.com/m/24702
TBC
MickGinny
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
There are a solid four pages of +2 streaks with 30 or more reviews. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +1; that way posts that have 1.99 with 200+ reviews gets best ever.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-11 16:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2004-11-04 11:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great stuff!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-11-03 12:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Superb, as always.
-Davros
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 17:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2004-10-28 17:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best series ever!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-27 22:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this shit is going to make you famous, mick.
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-10-27 22:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my God MickGinny, how much more is there??
Dude this is pure movie material
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-27 21:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A token of being a big gigantic fat fuck.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-27 21:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Eh.
Submitted by kaysee (user info) at 2004-10-27 21:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite series. Thanks.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-10-27 21:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-10-27 20:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Negative_Two_Mang (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:39:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you keep getting into bar fights because you're Irish?
I never fight, because most people are just like you; spineless pussies. Im sure someone who has a problem with me talks shit when I am not around, just like you talk shit because this is the internet and you know I cant get my hands on you.
I dont hang around in bars.
I am an American shit for brains. My father was an Irishman.
Why do I respond to you? you fucking idiot.
Submitted by Negative_Two_Mang (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you keep getting into bar fights because you're Irish?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you never answered me foolmang, do the kids from highschool still call you corky?
Submitted by Negative_Two_Mang (user info) at 2004-10-27 18:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmm...I shall have to figure this out. It's like tweaking a new car, there will always be problems, but they can be fixed. Don't you worry, Mick, once I get it fixed, I'll ruin all your perfect +2 ratings.
Submitted by Negative_Two_Mang (user info) at 2004-10-27 18:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's see if THIS will break the perfect +2 rating...
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This has to be the greatest series on Uber.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey its venice
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing, the quality of each post is so consistent...
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-10-27 15:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fag.
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-27 15:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If the perfect +2 isn't broken soon, I'm afraid I'm going to have to spam.
Of course, BIG, STRONG MICKGINNY doesn't let that bother him, does he?
It's funny. You're in your 30's, yet you call people fags. Real mature.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-10-27 14:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-10-27 14:14:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
...the fuck?
Okay, Anne was the sister fucking her brother that OD'd right? How the fuck did she come back from that?
___________
I will tell you in a cupla days.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-10-27 14:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...the fuck?
Okay, Anne was the sister fucking her brother that OD'd right? How the fuck did she come back from that?
Submitted by cuckingfunt (user info) at 2004-10-27 14:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry I take it back. After reading more of the series I meant to say CUNT!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-10-27 13:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nah.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-27 13:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, she was either an undercover or a snitch?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-10-27 13:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
foolmang has a new handle
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-10-27 13:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by cuckingfunt (user info) at 2004-10-27 13:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cunt
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-10-27 13:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
love this series Mick
Submitted by oddbob (user info) at 2004-10-27 13:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keeps on being a great series
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-27 13:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep em rolling..