Biology; in a totally new and fucked up way (688 hits)
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Submitted by Tigre (View user info) at 2004-10-27 12:45:44 EDT
Mr. Drake. He's by far one of the most fucked up biology teachers of all time. He's renown for his big mouth, his Toothbrush mustache, and his laidback nature.
He's had the same turquoise glasses for 46 years. He's certainly grown in legend.
The first project we've ever done was a leaf project. Lame, right? The part he loved best(and openly admitted) was when we used rubber cement to glue them to paper, so he could fill up the rooms with 'wonderful huffing fumes'. He'd just sit there, with a giant grin on his face, swearing. Over and over, just saying cusswords, and laughing hysterically.
We've used microscopes, inwhich we saw blood, skin, and semen(his own. he loved this project. He often shared the type of porn he enjoyed, and how lonely it was with his wife.
He also had the most obvious tupe'. The hair around his head is bright white, and the top is a deep brown. Sombody once put candy under his tupe' as a joke during the glue huffing session.
At 70 he was the biggest pothead I knew.
Drake died today of pneumonia. He was by far one of the greatest, and most fucked up teachers of all time.
You too will be missed.
..but so much more than that cranky old bitch.
We love you Drake.
Tigre
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-04 07:05:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:21:29 EDT (#)
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I had a teacher in HS (9 years ago) that used to drool and spit all over us when she talked. She was quite intersting. I can't believe she's still there. She was old when I left. And to the ass with the obit comment: people write all kinds of stuff on here. It's a mish mosh of writing. So shut up.
Submitted by Apricot (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:04:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-27 13:28:36 (#)
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Drake rocked. He showed me how to inject cocaine directly into my erect penis when I was sixteen years old. Fucking great times.
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You were 16 in 9th grade?
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-10-28 01:21:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 18:55:23 EDT (#)
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*Lesigh..*
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-27 13:28:36 EDT (#)
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Drake rocked. He showed me how to inject cocaine directly into my erect penis when I was sixteen years old. Fucking great times.
Submitted by ToastEatingBastard (user info) at 2004-10-27 13:14:17 EDT (#)
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You're posting about a dead teacher? Put a story about how he bitchslapped a janitor, or if he set the school on fire. Green glasses and a freaky wig? That's all? Really? No one cares.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-27 13:06:33 EDT (#)
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fucking hell that sniper at your school is busy.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-27 12:59:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-27 12:57:13 EDT (#)
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Since when is Uber the fucking obituaries?