I'm masturbating RIGHT NOW (14334 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.18 on 262 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-27 16:16:18 EDT
and thinking of you...
User Reviews
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-01 04:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey thanks man
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-06 05:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-06 04:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
eww.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-06 02:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nostalgia
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-19 15:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-17 07:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coulda sworn i reviewed this when it first got posted. 13,000 hits? Classic.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-17 05:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-17 04:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=EUKRBSO&key=GRC
Submitted by YellowDragon (user info) at 2006-10-17 04:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:43:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.hotornot.com/?7033=28723
AHHHHHHHHH
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On the internet, 7. If you actually talked to me in real life, 9 at least.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-10-17 03:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the picture
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-27 20:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats the funniest masturbation face I've ever seen.
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.hotornot.com/?7033=28723
AHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I gotta admit, that's pretty funny.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-11-08 22:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gave up booze, now your jerking off. *sniff I'm so proud
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-02 15:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Method, how's my jerk off picture doing on hotornot?
that black and white picture of me that i posted earlier that was supposed to look like a cologne ad is getting a 9.9 right now.
JESUS TITTY FUCKIN' CHRIST I'M HOT!
Submitted by Adolf Hitler <hahah.at.hahah.com> at 2004-11-02 04:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU SUCK
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-02 03:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's disgusting AND romantic.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-11-02 01:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Think of the kittens. http://www.ubersite.com/m/50287
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-01 23:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that face, its just priceless.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-01 21:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
god damn, that hurt
i'm sorry, everyone
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-01 21:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ForeSkin is just jealous that he's no longer attached to the flyboy's cock
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
for real. that's what i'm sayin'...
Submitted by ForeSkin (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why the fuck do you people think this post is so great? It sucks.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-11-01 14:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post made me laugh my ass off.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-01 06:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking brilliant Method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-01 05:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BMSSNEO&key=JKQ
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-01 01:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
post it now.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-01 00:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I snapped a shot of myself masturbating in a French Maid outfit.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-01 00:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're quite welcome.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-01 00:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-31 23:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you had better email this to me. i'm dying to see it. even if you called me an internet loser.
which i am.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-31 22:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
squeal in delight because you are "Andy aka Hidden101" in my bibliography.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:23:00 EST (#)
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hahahaha, awesome.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-31 21:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because i just wrote a paper on the uses and gratifications theory and used this post as my subject.
Submitted by Fish3000 (user info) at 2004-10-31 20:46:37 EST (#)
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How the fuck did this get four thousand hits?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50229
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-31 16:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(=^.^=) meow
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-31 13:57:04 EST (#)
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because people like masturbation too much.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-31 06:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why won't this die?
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-10-31 06:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-10-31 03:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you silly bastard
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
quick, someone call the WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE!
Submitted by banned_spiral3 (user info) at 2004-10-31 01:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If ANYONE other than hidden posted this it would have died at -0.91 on 13 reviews.
Fucking retarded that it has 4000+ hits.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Ubersty"
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-30 17:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a post that is a thread for flamewars in the spirit of an AOL chatroom just passed up a post with a picture of a guy masturbating on the Most Heated list.
and you people say Ubersite sucks lately...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-30 04:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i like to maintain my manly mystique. you know, make the ladies use their imagination when they think about me while masturbating.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-10-30 04:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hah. Shame on you for not including a cockshot.
Any and all pictures of Uber genitals can be emailed direct to me. I need something to decorate my kitchen wall.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-30 04:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, i was in a really bad mood when i gave Bridget down there a -2 and called her a stupid bitch. i didn't even read her post, i just felt like taking my frustration out on a random post.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2004-10-30 01:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you know what hidden?
You rock, and don't let the bastards get you down.
Submitted by BridgetJones (user info) at 2004-10-30 01:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid bitch? I'm not the one jacking off to an audience, you fuck wit.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-29 21:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know. maybe they should check out my new post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50044
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-29 21:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
people are still replying to this?
that kind of power should be restrained
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2004-10-29 19:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol blimey!
Submitted by FunniestGuyEver (user info) at 2004-10-29 18:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. I did not expect to log on at wor and see that. Dare I say brilliant?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-29 12:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NetProphet- go to a writer's forum, because this ain't one. this is Ubersite. some people post stories, some people post porno, some people post jokes, some people post rants, etc. i come here for a laugh and this post certainly provided me the entertainment i was looking for while i was bored on my computer.
i'm so sick of you people that think Ubersite has to be what YOU want it to be or else it's a big -2. not that i give a shit what kind of ratings i get, but, you know... whatever.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-10-29 10:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What. The. Fuck.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-10-29 08:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Effort it takes to drop trou and look into camera: virtually none
Time it takes to fire off a digital snapshot and send to the computer: 30 seconds
Bandwidth costs to upload to Ubersite: $.03
3124 hits and an average rating of 1.23 on 216 reviews: priceless.
My last submission (not counting the Ubercon informational post) got 130 hits and two reviews.
Yes, that means I hate you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-10-29 08:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and another w00!1!1!!!!!111
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-10-29 08:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean +2 mybad
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-10-29 08:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hidden, you fucking suck. http://www.ubersite.com/m/50026
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-10-29 08:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My first thought was ewwwww... but that expression is so... alluring.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-29 03:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OLD? I'M 23! JESUS TITTY FUCKIN' CHRIST YOU PEOPLE ARE UPTIGHT
and yes, Kai, they do line up to suck my dick.
Submitted by BridgetJones (user info) at 2004-10-29 03:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dirty old man.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-29 02:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe this shit is most heated. The line up to suck Hidden's dick has never been longer.....
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-10-28 19:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ugh... bad mental image
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-10-28 19:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only you can evoke a response like this from a fucking post this bad.
Are you still sober or what?
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-10-28 18:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look so much like my brother, it's scary.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-10-28 18:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 18:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh thank god i thought i had lost you forever
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-28 18:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
got=gone
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-28 17:58:13 EDT (#)
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uh...I'm right here hidden. I haven't got anywhere.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-28 17:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry to hear that.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 17:46:02 EDT (#)
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i know we've all had a good laugh, but the truth is, hidden101 is depressed, kiddies, and that's why he feels the need to act like an imbecile to attract attention. he misses someone very dear to his heart.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-10-28 17:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-28 17:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I'm in more of the North-Central Florida bit. But that was some pretty impressive deduction, even if it ended up being wrong. I bow to your superior reasoning skills.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i never see you online anymore, Kris. next time you're on, IM me and we'll discuss the balls.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, it was actually a combination of that statement, you living in what I assume to be central FL (which I assumed from your Fuck Frances post) and your hair and physique that remind me of a girl I know down here, and I thought you might be her, but apparently you are not.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You never sent me "the balls". :o(
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry. What about that statement made you ask?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh. Nevermind then.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nope. It's Roxqie. But the q is silent.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey LP, is your name by any chance Cori?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear to gawd that as soon as I turn 18, I'm posting something like this. But with my hair covering anything interesting.
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you rock my socks...literally
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
like i said earlier, it's my lucky masturbation shirt. a certain someone has seen me masturbate in this shirt.
there's no need to fully undress for a quick wank anyway.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you always wear a T-shirt when you masturbate? Or was that addition strictly for the picture?
You tease.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:44:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't we all.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:44:35 EDT (#)
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Don't we all.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
using the shift key takes effort that i am not willing to expend for anything less than formal documents.
and i know what you mean. a lot of women want to see this face every morning.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder where that door leads to.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every time that I see that expression on your face, I laugh. I'm going to view this post every time that I wake up in the mornings, to start my day out amusingly. Oh, and Edward Norton makes my hoohoodilly tingle.
And is THIS where all of your capital letters hide out? I noticed that this post had a lot of them, and usually, your posts... well... don't.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahaha
man, i should enter this into UberMadness.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd cash that buttcheck
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*buttCHEEKS
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:39:38 EDT (#)
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tomorrow i'm going to post a picture of me spreading my buttchecks wide open.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you doing at home at 1:30?! Get a job!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Amusing.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hear that a lot.
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-10-28 12:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I'm moist.
Submitted by cuckingfunt (user info) at 2004-10-28 12:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cunt
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-28 11:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ugh..
Submitted by what are you people thinking? at 2004-10-28 11:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a bunch of sheep
This SUCKS!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-28 11:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is most heated?
Seriously?
Bah!
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2004-10-28 09:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You need help with that?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-10-28 09:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-28 08:07:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-27 16:48:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
du-ma-nhieu
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Vietnamese for go fuck yourself. Pronounced "doom on you".
Damn you, Bob! I had to read through all the reviews to see what the feck was going on.
lo-de = asshole.
Now it makes sense.
Submitted by NotNormal (user info) at 2004-10-28 09:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, ...get a real life.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-10-28 08:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why, why, WHY?!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-28 08:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-27 16:48:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
du-ma-nhieu
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Vietnamese for go fuck yourself. Pronounced "doom on you".
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-10-28 06:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Really?
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-10-28 05:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the facial expression but who the fuck changed my Lady diana post (http://www.ubersite.com/m/49815)? it now says "Someone Pretending to be Stin" rather than "Stin". Bart you fuckwipe. This was the funniest post this century and now you ruined it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 04:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oops, i did it again...
Submitted by atz at 2004-10-28 03:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm masturbating and thinking of me, too...
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-28 02:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
there's no such thing as a 'serious relationship' in Hollywood
and below the navel there is neither truth nor religion
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 02:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my sister is in a serious relationship, otherwise i would. oh, that and you live too far away and she's not into phone sex.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-28 02:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i prefer Rosanna
but Patty's got a decent chest
so i do not complain
my parole's almost up
time is a luxury i do not have
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-28 02:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
say
can i have your sisters' phone numbers
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-28 02:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AH! MY EYE!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 02:34:24 EDT (#)
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everyone loves the eyebrow. it gets the panties wet.
and actually, i was about to squeeze another one off.
*wink*
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-28 02:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look so delightfully perverted up there
hahahahahahaha i laugh every time i see that stupid face, and that eyebrow, oh god...
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-28 02:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're STILL wanking!?
christ dude
NOBODY has that much fucking sperm
well, except the guy at the park...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 02:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
people want to see masturbation i guess. sex sells, my friend.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-10-28 02:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hidden, you posted seconds after I did, and your post is on most heated. What's your secret? I bow to your awesomeness.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like Keanu Reeves doing an impersonation of Jack Nicholson impersonating DeNiro: "....You talking' to me? Then who the hell else you watchin' at batting practice? I'm the only one here."
Submitted by icarus9mm (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck it. i'm flattered.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shandy, everyone's erections are different. besides, there's no way something as huge as my penis could be held upright. that's a lot of weight to support, brother.
and what's this- not a fan of ME?
boo hoo i am sad. here's a tip- learn the difference between 'your' and 'you're' you simpleton.
i'm gonna go watch adult swim now.
Submitted by No fan of Hidden at 2004-10-28 00:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm purposly not logging in, but want to tell you how much you SUCK..Your last 7-8 post a have been pure shit..I wish Mick hadn't give you a +2.
You really do suck. And your too big on yourself. Your kinda ugly and very pathetic and annoying
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
on other thing - i don't know if this has been mentioned already, but if you actually are in the process of masturbating as this photo was taken, your erection seems to lack any decent sort of angle of elevation.
Submitted by RandomJoe <wouldntyouliketoknow@?.com> at 2004-10-28 00:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:30:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want some milk from the Milkman's wife's tits
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Bear my children degreeless
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love the facial expression.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:06:44 EDT (#)
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and yes, i masturbate with my shirt on. but ONLY that shirt- it's my lucky masturbation shirt.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i dislike you, but this is revoltingly amusing
redefines 'sordid'
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, don't talk to me like you know MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, chollo!
Submitted by Vato at 2004-10-28 00:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yep, he looks just like Edward Norton, if he were the illegitimate love child of David Arquette and about to spew all over himself.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuckin' suck me.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha. You think YOU'RE masturbating? THE SOX JUST WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:01:47 EDT (#)
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ok, now that i've got THAT out of my syst-- GODDAMN SON OF A FUCKING BITCH CARDINALS
ok, now i'm done.
yes, i've been told i look like Edward Norton. one time i had a goatee and i shaved my head and i looked very much like a less buff version of him in American History X.
then he lost the muscle. so now i look like two wusses- him and that loser Arquette. not only do i look like two losers, i AM one!
and yes, this post isn't some amazing story or hilarious rant or cool MS Paint drawing. but guess what? it entertained me. if you didn't like it, you can suck a fart out of my ass.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 23:56:01 EDT (#)
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FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-27 23:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-10-27 23:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-27 23:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My fault, I seem to have stumbled upon uberchat.com
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-27 23:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the raised eyebrow.
You probably are thinking of me.
Hidden, I bow down to your mastery of hitwhoring. You raise it to a new level.
And you're funny as all hell.
Go Sox!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-10-27 23:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-10-27 22:22:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Edward Norton?
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No, he looks like David Arquette
Submitted by negative_tower_of_bart (user info) at 2004-10-27 23:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bart is the gayest
Submitted by fartfuckingmilfone (user info) at 2004-10-27 22:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bart dont fucking delete my comments you got that
Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-10-27 22:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He totally looks like Edward Norton in this picture.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-10-27 22:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-27 22:37:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
zooma-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
just shake your rump!
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-27 22:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
zooma-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-10-27 22:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
probably not, because he doesn't
Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-10-27 22:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Edward Norton?
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-10-27 21:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to admit you are quite the master hit whore.
Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-10-27 21:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like it. It just screams "Pointless."
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-27 21:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Make it lower.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-10-27 21:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
again. with the no content.
well...
i dont really wanna know what the "content" would be.
thank god you didnt take the picture any lower.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-27 21:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
first funny post by you dude
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 21:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One question:
Do you always jack off with your shirt on?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-27 20:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How do you get away with this?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want some milk from the Milkman's wife's tits.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but only in a leather-daddy, sado-masochistic way
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
baseball...
quite the homoerotic diversion
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, i'm gonna get in the shower. i gotta get over to the party for the Cardinal game. i know they are down, but if the Sox can come back, so can the Cards.
GOD CARDS WOO!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i want to save that milkman video, but i can't find it anywhere in my cache.... damn. anyone know a good extraction tool for flash objects? i can't remember the one i used to use.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are a fuckin whacker....by all definitions.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've always liked salad fingers
and spoilsbury is a heartwarming tale
yet the rest are but defecations
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look up other stuff on their site. These guys are crazy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahaahhahhahaha my hero
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr. Happy Face
kicks Milkman's ass
all over the place
see mommy i can rhyme
i'm a big kid too!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that milkman video is one of the funniest things i've seen in a long time. i love that shit.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
right back atcha
;)
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good shit. guys check out that milkman link someone posted below its hilarious.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 19:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Starts sobbing uncontrolably*
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-10-27 18:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-27 18:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
errr...what's there to say.
Random link I suppose: http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 18:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Daniel- oh my god, that was by far the funniest reply on this thread! ahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-27 18:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hilarious.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-27 18:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like Keanu Reeves doing an impersonation of Jack Nicholson impersonating DeNiro: "....You talking' to me? Then who the hell else you watchin' at batting practice? I'm the only one here."
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-10-27 18:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh my load.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, i went to a funeral yesterday and i was feeling frisky so i walked up to the casket and said "lucky bastard!" right in front of everyone and then turned to the 90 year old couple sitting in the front row and said "oh man, you guys are next!"
if that had come from anyone but me or a guy like Rodney Dangerfield (god rest his soul), that person would be in trouble.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, real quick: I hereby thank you for NOT being serious. This place has felt as stifling as a funeral home lately-and you're the bastard that just farted by the casket.
Love ya for it.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that I speak for most of Ubersite (and when I say 'for most of Ubersite', I mean 'me') when I say that you need to take a picture of that, only not cropped/work safe. Again, STRICTLY for research.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well peeps, i'm going for a run. when i get done, i'll probably masturbate again (working out makes me horny) and then come back to answer more questions any of you may have about my mastubation techniques.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay Ball Brother O' Mine,
I am going home now.
Kristen's nekkid roommate better be waiting to greet me when I get there!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Yeah, it goes A LOT like that.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:30:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think picture resolutions come large enough.
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his huge balls took up almost the entire picture!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"so yesterday i was talking to my ball brother, and--"
"wait- ball brother? what the hell is a ball brother?"
"oh, it another dude whose balls you have seen and who has also seen your balls. it's a bonding experience that binds you for life."
".........."
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think picture resolutions come large enough.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohhhh, I'm not getting into conversations with y'all now. I have to leave in 10 minutes for a hair appt. and you'll make me late leaving.
But I fully expect an inbox full of Übermen porn when I get back.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahahahahahaha
BALL BROTHERS!!!
I'M ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF!!!
so does mean i have to send you a picture of my balls, too?
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm now masterbating over you masterbating over uber.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Andy,
We are now ball brothers.
I know that sounds weird, but get used to it.
...And try not to tell anyone, you get some bad reactions.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:23:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd give my left nut for Loren nudies. Since I don't have a left nut (or right for that matter), I'd have to have a scrotum attached along with the appropiate ballers. Then with that achieved, I would take my left nut and give it for Loren nudies.
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this cracked me up bigtime.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahaha
ok, you get copies. all the credit goes to you.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd give my left nut for Loren nudies. Since I don't have a left nut (or right for that matter), I'd have to have a scrotum attached along with the appropiate ballers. Then with that achieved, I would take my left nut and give it for Loren nudies.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, growing those and carrying them around all day is a lot of work.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:21:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Kris- get online, GURLFRIEND!
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You do realise that I get a copy of whatever she sends you for doing all the work.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And yes, "at least 3 times" is a grossly massive understatement.
I have calluses...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kris- get online, GURLFRIEND!
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No LP, it's because he rates his own posts 50 times. But it's all good, i'd do the same thing if i knew i wouldn't be called a hit whore. When you're an established good writer like this talented bastard we have here, then you get to do stuff like this every once in a while.
Godspeed, you sexy beast.
p.s. Kris, your roommate is pretty hot. Hook me up with a copy of pics as well, for your stewie!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a minute...
I seem to recall Kristen requesting to see a picture of my penis because she has never seen an uncircumsized penis before...
I think I smell a deal brewing here...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, you did say "at least three times". my bad.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit! Kristen counts too!
Damn, how could I be so foolish!?
Also, Kristen... I am sorry, but its been so warm here the last two days that all the snow melted. I couldn't make you that erotic snow woman in time!
Next time it snows, I promise, it is on the top of my list. I want those Pop Tarts!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
three times? who-ho-ho, you almost got me beat!
i'm so lonely....
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...fair enough, i guess. It is a funny pic, to be honest. It's like looking into a mirror of what I do every day...at least three times.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe it's my animal magnetism?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen- DEAL!
sorry, WQP. i know i made a promise, but Kristen's roomate is HOT. you understand....
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44649#793550
That question has already been asked.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because it's fun to joke around with.
some people do come here for that.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give out nudies of my roommate for a picture of WQP's balls.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How the FUCK does this get so many reviews?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren nudies.... hahaha
that would be some PRIME masturbation material!
oh god, Loren is going to call me tonight if she sees this and call me a dirty slut.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
deaf
Submitted by Thereisnogod (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Again, cause it fucking rocks. This is awesome.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"taste" of greatness? I'm betting that it wasn't a picture that allowed hidden to view said testicles.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If masterbating will make you blind, then what will watching somebody masterbate do???
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:09:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Degreeless_Capibara- why yes he did. and i know they are his because the rest of him is in the picture.
however, i cannot release them without his permission. sorry.
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:08:37 (#)
Ranking: 1
WQP sent you a picture of his balls? capagookandrapejesus.at.gmail.com
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SEE!? I told you!
The only way you can give that picture up is for a fair swap of Loren nudies.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
plus two for WQ 4 life.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA!
Thanks. You understand I did it for the laughs. It is creepy having an internet stranger ask for a picture of your balls.
You now understand that you'll be swamped with requests for that photo. To quote my favorite secondary character in any comic, Uncle Ben ...
"With great power comes great responsibility".
I whip them out with regular frequency anyways... consider this your first taste of greatness.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Degreeless_Capibara- why yes he did. and i know they are his because the rest of him is in the picture.
however, i cannot release them without his permission. sorry.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man, the Cardinals better get their act together for tonight. that was some piss poor base running last night. their pitching isn't great, but it's not super. the Sox are hitting everything. and the Cards need to start getting some HITS.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WQP sent you a picture of his balls? capagookandrapejesus.at.gmail.com
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HE REALLY DID IT! HE REALLY SENT ME A PICTURE OF HIS BALLS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD THAT IS THE GAYEST THING EVER BUT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
oh god, if i didn't respect you WQP, this picture would be all over Ubersite.
PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOR WQP!!!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really hope that you don't get that expression on your face when you're having sex. If you did, I, for one, would definitely start laughing.
And then quickly return to moaning and screaming, of course.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Remain Hidden, please... +1 for the honesty, though.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Check your e-mail.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You....you camwhore.
I admire men that can multi-task.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
zxcvvcxz- you want to give me a 'BIG ONE'?
YES.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha... I laughed somehow...
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2004-10-27 17:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
While I entirely refuse to +2 male wanking, I feel strangely compelled to give you a big ONE.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes- NOW SEND TEH PICS!!!1!!11
Submitted by The guy you were masturbating at 2004-10-27 16:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Right back at you
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No posting on the net, anywhere!
Do you promise?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooh, a spanking, a spanking! I'm intrigued.
What?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LadyPlural- that works, too.
Gnome- you'll have to wait until after nine. i don't have many daytime minutes.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
great minds jerk alike.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me? how very flattering. i'm fairly hairy, like most italians, except that i'm 4.5 feet tall, and pretty much open to anything. give me a call big boy.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:51:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
But what if I'm a bad girl? What if I'm a naughty girl? Good girls are no fun.
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then you will get a good spanking, because that's what naughty girls deserve.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And, to save you the trouble of replying, here's what your reply will probably (or at least should) be.
If you're a bad girl, a picture isn't all that you'll get.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:46:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew it!!!
My vagina was tingling.
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ahahahahahaha
you know i do that for all the ladies, Loren!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But what if I'm a bad girl? What if I'm a naughty girl? Good girls are no fun.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
skoobiesnaks- she's a beautiful woman.
can someone explain what that random joe thing was about? i don't get it...
Submitted by skoobiesnaks (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm masturbating right now ...
on your mom's tits.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-27 16:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
du-ma-nhieu
lo-de
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Like that's a big surprise. Tell us something we don't know.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RamJetMax- that's why i posted this. people take this place way too seriously. i think Uber needed a slap in the face.
WQP- oh come on. i just wanna see 'em. no blackmail, i promise.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew it!!!
My vagina was tingling.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Thereisnogod (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:42:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
YES YES YES YES YES
Man, I LOVE you.
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i, uh..... love you, too?
"I'm posting this everywhere..."
what have i done? man, i wish my family didn't have Internet access...
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
There is something so horribly wrong with this...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:40:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
So, why wasn't this picture, uhhh... larger? I mean, given that we all know that you have a massive penis, why not unveil it to us in all its glory?
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only if you're a good girl...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd e-mail it to you, but I fear that is some PRIME blackmail material.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And people say the quality of posts on Uber is going downhill...
Submitted by Thereisnogod (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES YES YES YES YES
Man, I LOVE you. This was the BEST thing I've ever seen on this fucking site. I'm posting this everywhere...
Submitted by Jared (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm whackin' too!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:35:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
do you want to see my balls?
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whip 'em out percy boy!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, why wasn't this picture, uhhh... larger? I mean, given that we all know that you have a massive penis, why not unveil it to us in all its glory?
For research purposes only, of course.
What?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sort of....
i mean, i don't want to sound gay or anything, but... sort of.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...and now I'm doing the same.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do you want to see my balls?
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yes.
me too.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:31:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:27:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
This gives me a weird feeling in my butt.
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i'll give you a weird feeling in your butt....
and when you figure out it's pee instead of cum, you'll be PISSED!
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At least she won't get pregnant.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info)