Sox Won! Booyah! Oh wait, I dont' care. (NSFW) (1209 hits)
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Submitted by Rick (View user info) at 2004-10-28 00:34:57 EDT
Fuck, an ubersite submission with the word woo is already up. I was going to use woo in my title.
YAYYY RED SOX YAHHHHH! This is sarcasm. I'm from New England, where it is basically mandatory that you are excited and jumping for joy right now about the Sox winning. It was funny seeing stupid sluts who don't even like baseball acting all happy, trying to get the attention of the jocks cocks who were too into watching the game to even notice.
I don't know of many intelligent/cool people who like the game.
Baseball is really overrated and an extremely boring sport to watch. I might as well just go out and watch the grass grow, or watch my hubcaps rust.
And a lot of people who play the game in the pro leagues are on steroids, and they aren't doing shit about it. At least in football, the NFL does extensive testing.
Right now there are a few hundred people gathered outside the dorm, yelling, screaming, and generally being really stupid. Many of them are drunk. I wonder if there is going to be vandalism and fighting again. Somehow they are going to manage to find a St. Louis fan, and kick his ass. Or just find some random guy, and say he likes the Cardinals just so they have an excuse to be beat someone.
The temperature is in the 30's(F) right now. If only I had some water balloons right now. Or a minigun. Yeah, a minigun would be nice.
To save this lousy rant, here's some tits. Now I'm genuinely "excited" about the Red Sox for once.
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Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-10-28 10:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Baseball is really overrated and an extremely boring sport to watch. I might as well just go out and watch the grass grow, or watch my hubcaps rust."
That statement alone was worth a plus two, and then you went and included titties too? you're an over-achiever son.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-28 06:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BOOBIES
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-10-28 03:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The middle-right girl is amazing.
I wonder if she already has a stalker...
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-10-28 01:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That chick in the middle is the hottest girl I have ever laid eyes on. Time to masturbate to one of her videos.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-10-28 01:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I disagree.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the lightspeed girls are a bunch of trashy whores.
Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I disagree with the text of the post, but I also really want to bang the girl on the left!
By any chance, do you go to B.U., dude?
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the brunette on the far left. You're saved from -2 by the assemblage of tits.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hot.