They call me Jabba the Slut. (1298 hits)
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Submitted by dakingisdead<ojs.at.iinet.net.au> (View user info) at 2004-10-28 00:43:12 EDT
What he was really saying in this post (http://www.ubersite.com/m/49876)
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My name is Jabba the Slut and I am a hit whore.
Actually I am more skanky man whore than hit whore but who's counting. You see I am THE SHIT.
THE most awesomest sexiest wonderfulest person to ever grace this planet with his amazing confounding and brilliant presence.
I am so awesome that I can do no wrong and everyone thinks the sun shines out of my arsehole. Well certainly all the men down at the local cottage think my arsehole is golden. Rupert the flagellator told me so last night, just after he pulled out, and he is never wrong.
So bow down before me all you sucky no talented uberwannabes who have no measure of my absolute incredularity.
I AM JABBA THE SLUT!!!!!
THE WANKER OF THE PUNIVERSE!!!!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-14 10:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-28 20:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being a Stones fan.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 10:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least the 3rd I'm aware of...
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 09:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
teehee, that's teh 3rd post about me :D
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-28 09:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-10-28 07:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish someone would make a post about me, even if it were a hate post. It would make me feel like i was part of something. Im going home to cry into my pillow now
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-10-28 05:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you duck
you fuck
you suck
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-28 05:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He's trying to annoy people i think.
Maybe he thinks he's original.
He definately thinks he's funny.
But he's managed to fail in all of the above.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-10-28 01:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dont give him attention man. Just neg 2 his posts. It works in your favor.
He -2ed 6 of my posts and that in turn put them on the "Most Recently Reviewed list" giving me like 40 more hits
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-28 01:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For making me laugh blood.
Submitted by Allenson (user info) at 2004-10-28 00:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It sounds like Jabba in a nutshell.