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Submitted by <Peter_is_my_name.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-28 01:33:09 EDT
Lazy. College students are known to be lazy. But at this point, it gets ridiculous. I have been at the point where I want to watch south park, but I just cant be bothered to click on the folder where the episodes are in. Needless to say, actually getting up is a gargantuan task, which is made largely unnessesary by the fact that I've positioned the fridge contain half a can of some kind of chip dip (I'd check but I cant be bothered) and a rapidly disappearing supply of beer. Strangely, I am not too lazzy to type this, brobably because i have a major assignmen i am putting off. Fortunalely, laziness has an enemy to counter it: boredom. Ever get so bored you go to take a piss just for the hell of it? Another thing: Midgets. Why are they so funny? What is the evolutionary reason for us to find midgets funny? How was finding midgets funny at some point a benefit to our survival as a species? Theres a midget at our school, and I cant keep from laughing to myself whenever it passes. I know we're supposed to be all accepting and just pretend like they're humans, but itts just not possible not to find it somehow funny. I dream to midget-toss one day, but it is probably not likely ever to occur. Another thing: MSN messenger: why to people have such annoying names. with capitals every second letter and cheesy song lyrics? I suppose making an attempt at being more social would cure some of these problems, but that would mean getting up, opening the door, and anything involving thst much effort cant be all that great. Also, broccoli: why ist it extinct yet? Well, I'm out of thoughts.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-10-28 08:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Extended brain fart.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-10-28 02:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hippos scare me. Fuck are those things strange...
And as for being a lazy college student, I went to journalism school. ALL journalists procrastinate. The only bad thing is, you get into that habit....and when you get a job it's just like school in the way that you will 'fail' (get fired) if you are constantly screwing up assignments.
I wrote a story today: the interview took me ten minutes, the actual WRITING of the story took me about two hours, the extra research took me another hour...BUT I put that story off for two weeks.
Can I sue Bart if I lose my job because I'm spending all my time here rather than working?
Submitted by EvilIncranate at 2004-10-28 02:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hehehehehehe. I recently read an article about a circus midget in Thailand who bounced sideways off a trampoline straight into the mouth of a yawning hippopotamus. Apperently hippos have a gag reflex that makes them automatically swallow anything that lands in their mouth. Apparently Thai people are too animal friendly to cut the thing open to retrieve the midget.
I laughed my ass off for two reasons:
1. The visuals I got from this
2. The word 'hippopotamus'
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-28 02:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-28 02:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm too lazy to comment...gah
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-10-28 01:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
as a college student i am too lazy to give this a -2
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-10-28 01:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha. The midget part was funny. I'm a horrible person. And it's so true about college students. I'm putting off 3 assignments at this very moment. Good times.