Ubernerds, I need a favor (804 hits)
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Submitted by freebie (View user info) at 2004-10-28 10:14:27 EDT
As with all things in life, the pendulum eventually swings the other way.
After a great week or two of nerdfights on uber, things seem to be slowing down. Fewer
posts about retaliation are up. Fewer threats of violence using some obscure martial
art form. Fewer requests to perform unnatural sex acts with mothers, sisters, animals.
What you folks don't realize is the joy this shit brings to many uberusers not actively
involved in your little wars. The posts are great but the replies and squabbling, holy
shit, that's entertainment worth the cost of this site. So in closing, I ask you, the
ubernerds, to crank it back up. Make a working white boys day a little brighter. You can
sleep better knowing you've done a good deed.
User Reviews
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-08 12:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WORD.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-28 12:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Adam- jesus boy, you're not as stupid as I thought. You're stupider.
Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-10-28 11:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ra ra ree, kick em in the knee
ra ra rass, kick em in the rape.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 11:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlonger, are you writing about moi again?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-28 11:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, I like to use the more recent art of my fist to their teeth, but I'll take your suggestion under advisement.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-28 11:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlong- it helps a little. But only if you use the ancient art of left handed tweezer
combat to vanquish your foes.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-28 11:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucked
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-28 11:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I still want to beat the living shit out of a couple of posters, if that helps you out in any way.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-28 11:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks kai, that made my day. Soup for you.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-10-28 10:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ARGH!
Double spacing makes the baby jebus cry!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-28 10:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"The posts are great but the replies and squabbling, holy shit, that's entertainment worth the cost of this site."
The site is free, asswipe.
As ancestral Chief of the small but violent Slapaho Indians (other tribes have casinos, we have brothels) AND Gold medal Pimp Slapper winner at this years Pimp Olympics, I oughtta slap you. However, I will instead entreat you to hearken back to your favorite Matrix movie, as I leap 12 feet into the air, hang there a moment while the camera spins, then reign down in a combination Matrixjitsu / bellyflop death move, effectively squishing you like a bug while I kick you in the face 35 times in 1 second. And you die.
ANd you get a -2 for inciting unrest on the site. Please, don't encourage the idiots.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-28 10:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nono realbored. You need to threaten me with your muave belt it shit can do or whatever
made up fighting style you're an expert in.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-28 10:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But Bob, I really do like the wars. It's Ubermadness I don't like.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-10-28 10:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up white boy.
Submitted by Negative_Two_Mang (user info) at 2004-10-28 10:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you ever see a user with over 100 reviews, assume it's me acting out my retribution to Bart for being gay. SPAM RAMPAGE!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-28 10:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-10-28 10:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I creased. I know it's wrong, but I did.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-28 10:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Once the Ubermadness is over, the better posters will come out of seclusion. Thus, putting the nerd wars out of the spotlight.
The same thing happened last year.