my cock deserves a world series ring (778 hits)
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Submitted by hawkeye (View user info) at 2004-10-28 12:55:05 EDT
About a week ago a young Red Sox fan by the name of Victoria Snelgrove died in a Boston riot that occurred after the Sox miraculously defeated the Yankees in the ALCS.
After winning the World Series last night there were more riots in Boston with something like 14 injured and 34 arrested. What does this mean?
Red Sox fans are idiots and by far the worst fans in baseball. All fucking day I have been hearing about the Red Sox: "Best team ever," "Boston ends decades of futility," "The Red Sox deserved to win."
Fuck that shit. My cock deserves a World Series ring more than any Red Sox. The Sox and their fans acted like a bunch of gay ass Europeans after a soccer game. They all say that the curse of the Bambino is finally over, but I say now the "Curse of Torie Snelgrove" has just begun and this curse will last hundreds of years despite the amount of money the club can raise.
For those that don't know Torie died by being hit with a pepper ball that
punctured her left eye. That is one of the most excruciating deaths I can
imagine, and yet the Sox fans carry on in their revelry as if nothing happened.
They even rioted again last night.
I personally would find all those responsible for the atrocities of last
week and incarcerate them in vats of syphilis and watch until they went insane.
I would then train a monkey to gouge out their eyes and shove empty Budweiser
bottles up their asses until the eventually died of a gangrenous infection.
I now hate the Red Sox and all Red Sox fans. I hate Boston, Ben Affleck, Crème Pie,
your gay accents and your horribly antiquated sewer system that pollutes Boston Harbor
on a daily basis.
In short, FUCK YOU Boston and all you Red Sox fans. I hope the guilt of
Snelgrove's death weighs on you all for the rest of your pathetic lives.
Boston women are sluts. Red Sox make babies cry.
User Reviews
Submitted by bad_absinthe (user info) at 2004-10-28 17:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone so far has it wrong. You should eat shit first - then die; but don't swallow.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your cock belongs in your ass
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah your girl was telling me you needed a cock ring while i was fucking her. Fuckin minute man.
Submitted by bignasty (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I may have been a little harsh on the actual team, but the fans are ridiculous wherever they come from. Two riots are pathetic. i may also be jaded as a St. Louisan.
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:18:34 EDT (#)
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I don't know the specifics... but:
A) You're condemning "rioting/rioters" because the girl died in the first one.
B) Because she died during the first one, PERHAPS she was part of it. At least in that she was wandering the streets DURING it, she certainly exposed herself to risk.
C) By your logic, she deserved what she got.
Now, that's clearly not the case and I AGREE with what you're saying, partially. I would hope that people anywhere could celebrate a victory without injury or chaos. There's no doubt that it should't be taken to that level.
The lot about the Sox though... fuck off. They played their asses off and pulled off an amazing (and unprecidenteed) postseason run. Give them their due.
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't worry. The curse of Nomar begins next year!
Submitted by dawItsPete (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat shit and die. With such a large population of non-mass kids here (we are college town) most of those 'fans' out there just jumped the bandwagon anyway. You weren't there, you don't know, fuck off pussy
Submitted by bignasty (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"if you told me 2 weeks ago, that if i took a pepper ball in the eye and died that the sox would win the world series, i'd have done. so would have 4,000,000 others."
that is why you suck and deserve to die, i am sure she really wanted that to happen cocksucker
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a) good title
b) you wouldn't understnad....i hope you die.
if you told me 2 weeks ago, that if i took a pepper ball in the eye and died that the sox would win the world series, i'd have done. so would have 4,000,000 others.
if i were you, i'd hold my breath until i died.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I already have one
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-28 12:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think mine does , too.