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Submitted by Phinch ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› (View user info) at 2004-10-28 13:25:24 EDT


MMMMM Coffee...

About thirty seconds ago I was on the verge of falling asleep here at work, then I found some coffee. Not just any coffee, but a can of instant capachino. Instead of mixing it with water, I poured in regular coffee. WeeeeeE!!!!!!!!!!

bzzzzz.

what to post about today? Seeing as it is thursday and I took a monumental shit this morning that burned on the way out, I could post on the perils of eating super burrito's with hot sauce for dinner. But I won't.

Wowza bowza

flashback post?

the year was 2002, the location was Reno Nevada. the occasion? New Years Eve. My girl, my buddy, his girl, her budddy, her guy we were killing our liver with thousands of other good drunken folks in the streets. some one threw a bottle and it landed on a girls head. i hope that guy endures a lot of pain for that. ok flashbacks suck.

Random reflection time baby!

Last year, on the 25 of october, I led my team of flying smurfs off a 30 foot pier in San Fransisco. This year the competition was moved to oregon and feel empty inside because building a flying machine in your garage during the summer is a suprisingly rewarding experience.

Bzzzt! breaks over.


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Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-10-28 18:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:32:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

This was so bad, I now have a soft-on.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-28 17:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuckin phinchie!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was so bad, I now have a soft-on.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:04:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:54:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-28 07:24:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

<ejaculates>


Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

next time use hot chocolate mix in regular coffee

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude. You are going to be OKAY. We just need to find a cool place for you to come down. Don't worry, I'll make sure you are alright. Just stay cool. Who's cool? That's right, Fonzie's cool. I need you to be cool like Fonzie till we can find a place to chill out.

Okay?

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

coffee buzzes rock. i think i had one once when i did i double esspresso one day. the other time i did a cafe with a shot of grappa(italian moonshine in a way) being hyper with a buzz also rocks.

-Black Ninja

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This made me laugh as I did something similar last night.

Submitted by ornerybastard (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Wowza bowza" really rubs me the wrong way.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks, I needed a break too.

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PHOKI????

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

double coffee, eh? sounds fun...

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

U R TAOTALLY COPING LOKI'S RAMBLING STILE!!111!!110100101

OMG!! U R TEH LAME!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I need coffee now, this put me to sleep

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nobody wants to read this bullshit dumbass. Why don't you eat some glass.


I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too ... I mean, we
could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who till the
cows come home. But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.

-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet