Serious Matters. Bush Killed in Coup. (754 hits)
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Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (View user info) at 2004-10-28 13:50:21 EDT
My dog used to fuck Feijuada,
With the force of the Spanish Armada;
But my dog got bored,
Feijuada's a whore--
Now he's drilled by Miguel Tejada.
Oh yeah, babeeeeey!!! Back to the good ol' limerick posts. Twice a day? Me? Nonsense. I live in a time warp. My posts are a week apart to me.
So let's see what we have going on in the future.....oh no! The Red Sox have to forfeit the World Series because they were all hopped up on mega-steroids. MLB officials became suspicious when Gabe Kapler and Bronson Arroyo jumped into the crowd from their float and started mauling people for no reason.
Hmm...Bush wins but is assassinated by Cheney, who is assassinated by the Bush twins, who are assassinated by the Olsen twins. Jeezus. This chain continues until Al Gore steps in as Prez. Go figure.
U2 sells 20 million copies of their new album in 2 days. They take over the world. Terrorism goes away. But everyone has to pray to Bono five times a day. And they have to be facing where he is at all times, using a U2-approved GPS radar device. What a weird place.
Bono's a fucking good singer,
Cuz he likes giving people the finger;
U2 is so good,
They give Shlongy wood,
And he likes slurping on Bono's dinger.
Ah, I love taking swipes at people. A-men. A-mizzle.
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Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-29 11:41:21 EDT (#)
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This has a positive rating cuz you suck dick, of course! heehee
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-10-28 18:22:55 EDT (#)
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this has a positive rating how?
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:54:01 EDT (#)
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ROFL!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:45:55 EDT (#)
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I would die laughing if you did that. Freako!
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:40:10 EDT (#)
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I know I am TigerLilly, and I'm hung like a horse...a small horse...pleeeeeeaase let me indulge in your awesomeness!!
Don't make me start posting as I_Have_a_TigerLilly_Fetish.....
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:28:04 EDT (#)
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Delightful.
Submitted by Fag. <No.at.no.no> at 2004-10-28 14:24:36 EDT (#)
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I shit things funnier than that.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:14:52 EDT (#)
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You're odd as a cod.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:11:36 EDT (#)
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I luv TigerLilly! May I please be your sex slave? Or at least be your man-servant in a thong?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:08:46 EDT (#)
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randomness... ha!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:06:30 EDT (#)
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Better than this mornings.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 14:04:00 EDT (#)
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Word up and down, yo. Mm hmm, yea that's right.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-28 13:56:17 EDT (#)
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A glimmer of intelligence shines through in some of your posts. Such as this one.
This actually made me laugh. A bit.