Fuck this site, George Bush, and Jesus! (921 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.45 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Captain "BIg Balls" Foamy (View user info) at 2004-10-28 15:16:22 EDT
This site makes my weiner sick, as does Bush's butt play fantasies about our lord our Christ! Bush fingers his ass to the bible, and I'm talking before breakfast! Thats to early for that bull get something in your stomach first for crying out loud! Oh, did I mention Bush masterbates to dead Asian babies. You know how I know, I saw him! He was in the bushes by my house looking at this photo album aptly titled "George Bush's big book of little dead asains!" The fucking cover said that man! What a fruitpop that Bush is! And Ubersite votes for his ass, non stop, they love him like your mothers like black dick, A LOT AND CLOSE TO THEIR FACE! God your moms are pigs. Fuck Jesus too, where has been! How could he let someone like ass pirate Bush become president knowing he tucks his weiner between his legs, jerks off to dead asians, huffs farts, pees in dude butt, and lets his grass get long ass fuck before he mows it. Bad president, yes. Bad human being, yes. Good ass pirate, definately. I will slap your fat moms! Fuck this site! Hail Foamy! Rock your cubes!
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Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-11-02 15:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vote for Kerry you facist sodomites, do your gay dads a favor!
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-10-29 03:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Duke your father is a sodomite! I know, because I fuck his ass in front of a crucifix at Democratic Nation Convention. Then I pee on a bible and watch farienheit and sympathise with the Iraqi's. Hey, what did George Bush say to the Pope? Ah, are you gonna fuck that dead Asian, do you mind if I jump in your holiness. Then they tag team it! And it gives better head than your dad! PS. please die.
Wash your ass and my dishes!
Rock your cube!
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2004-10-29 02:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are such a Maddox wanna be. You fag. Licky my hairy ass crack, spit out the dingle-berries, and then suck on my big sweaty balls. I won't ask again bc I won't have to you gay ass-raper. How dare you make fun of Jesus too, you flaming liberal fuck. I hope you are man enough to say sorry to Jesus when you die or else you will suffer for all eternity. You probably will anyway because you'r a gay liberal fag. Go fly home to Massachusetts and marry your "significant other" only to have the license revoked by we omnipotent Republicans. Did I mention you are gay and your site is neither funny nor well-scripted?
P.S. YOU SUCK FAT COCK (mine)
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-28 20:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back. Let that fag bart have it.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-10-28 19:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Everybody say 'hello' to Uber's strangest troll. Again.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-10-28 19:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was HILARIOUS
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2004-10-28 19:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
uhhhhhhh huh
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Welcome back, unser Fuhrer.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus christ does your website look like a 12 year old created it.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders ... my
friend!
Lenny: What'd he say?
Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being GAY.
Homer Loves Flanders
That's right, this was GAY!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yea, OK, Uh huh.
Did you say anything interesting yet?
Submitted by Hermann_the_German (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, did you get grounded for being a bad boy?
Wll all ye cast out, Uber can -and will- take very special care of you.
emphasize special.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First Malone, then ReallyBored, and now Foamy - they're all flooding back.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-28 15:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You blow and so does your shit-assed website.
Fag.