I Can't Get Enough Of Chicks That Post About Blue Dolphins And Kissing Jenna Jameson (1545 hits)
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Submitted by I_Have_A_TigerLilly_Fetish (View user info) at 2004-10-28 15:17:46 EDT
This post is in direct response to this review (http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?id=49958#915806) and the one directly above it.
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TigerLilly's a gift from God,
Thinking of her hardens my rod;
I'm a scumbag,
But not on the rag,
Cuz I'm a fucking dude, fucker.
Being bored in the office, I naturally find loads of humor in randomly -2'ing people and watching them get pissed off about it. Do -2's affect me? Well, I dunno. Probably not. Although I do jerk off to every +2 I get.
In any case, as I read post after post of TigerLilly's, I keep thinking, "Damn, I can't believe she wrote about her high-tech dildo!"
And that was it. That's the only reason I have to be on ubersite from now on. I will hold my breath until I read a new TigerLilly post. She's amazing. I want her. She consumes my entire being. I splurge to the thought of her.
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Jeezus fucking christ, people, I don't even know her! Get real! Well, okay, I do find her posts boner-inducing. But until she makes me the sex slave I asked her to make me, I will consider this a funny post and not a love one. Well, it's neither actually.
It's a fetish post.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 20:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TigerLilly, NO!!! Say it ain't so! I will slay Badlands to win your favor!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-28 17:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everybody knows that Tiger Lilly is a man.
What?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-28 17:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Such nice words spoken by all.
Badlands owns the key though fella's.
Sorry!
Submitted by Millie_Grace (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that poem was hot
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yea, goodinthesac is right. if i had a hot picture to go along with her posts....i would unleash a waterfall of jizz in the office.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rest assured, gents...Tiger's as hot as they come.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She needs to blow me.
Submitted by GoodInTheSac (user info) at 2004-10-28 16:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She needs to post a pic!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:55:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
so what are all your "real jobs"
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I help retarded children ejaculate, into a bucket... for fun.
I'm hoping to land a better gig someday though.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Making sure the big financial institution's network devices are compliant with all the rules and regulations instituted because of Sarbanes-Oxley.
Thank you for creating my job, Enron!
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so what are all your "real jobs"
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jebus christ... you guys win on the tiger fetish thing...I concede
I will go back to the shadows now with my slightly hardened tube sock full of spunk.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CJ, you most certainly did. I'd give you shit for it if I hadn't said it before. In high school. In front of the whole chorus...yea...
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Max: No--Blue Dolphin, the high-tech dildo that TigerLil posted about. My peener was glued to my underwear from all the ejaculating I did when I read that.
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jabba - I know. I like my chain yanked . . .oops Yeah I said it.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blue Dolphins, the shitty blue pill of ecstacy that has every drug imaginable in the pill?
If so, they are bad, but they fuck you up.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No way Badlands, I followed through on my promise.
I showed THE WORLD (Uber) my devotion to said Lilly.
Don't make me play you in scrabble over her.
Oxidizer <--Many, many points...
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's all good CJ, i was just yankin your proverbial chain. I am >= bored...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:40:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn! I thought I was the one with a TigerLilly fetish!
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Ahh, **sigh** Badlands my love.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn! I thought I was the one with a TigerLilly fetish!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:38:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddammit, my fetish post has become a CJ-WTH forum...
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SORRY Jabba.... I'll shut up now...
ON WITH THE POST!!
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jabba, I'm fucking bored at work, give me a break SHIT!
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddammit, my fetish post has become a CJ-WTH forum...
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<throws you a towel>
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh I'm sorry....did I say that out loud again ?
Of course by "beating off into a tube sock" I really meant "admiring your beauty from afar"
Yes...... THAT'S what I meant....
<ejaculates forcefully>
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ewww, I hope you keep those socks in the shadows
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:25:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
WTH : I can always count on you to be Lurking around . . . seems to me you've got a Lillian fetish as well.
-reese
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Uhm..... yup reese, I am always in the shadows...beating off into a tube sock of course, but always there none the less!
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTH : I can always count on you to be Lurking around . . . seems to me you've got a Lillian fetish as well.
-reese
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck are you talking about?
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit!you think her post are hot! Lillian is a fuckin blast, especially in the office, well outside of the office as well!