Electro has never jerked off. Ever. (1155 hits)
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Submitted by Agent Smith (View user info) at 2004-10-28 21:33:59 EDT
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Start of electro1178 buffer: Thu Oct 28 16:08:29 2004
JewToast: hey, buddy
electro1178: UPLOADING
JewToast: super
electro1178: Get ready
JewToast: I can't wait
electro1178: It is kinda random
JewToast: sounds awesome
JewToast: does it have my german shepard raping my grandmother in it?
JewToast: oh wow
JewToast: that is blatant defamation
electro1178: dewhat
JewToast: defecation animation
electro1178: hey, you got to sue someone
JewToast: Yeah, I'll sue you
JewToast: you said things that are untrue about me, slanderous things
electro1178: you can't
electro1178: oh wait, you can sue anyone at anytime for no reason... damn.
JewToast: I don't just sue everyone, just because I am a lawyer who graduated top of his class
JewToast: no, that is the thing, I can't sue people for no reason
electro1178: in my animations, I make it happen
electro1178: :-D
JewToast: yes, but if you say michael jackson is a pedophile, and he hasn't been found guilty of fiddling those kids yet, that is character defamation
electro1178: dewhat?
JewToast: you are saying untrue things about me to make me appear lower in the public eye
electro1178: uh no
JewToast: that is illegal, and I will probably lose clients because of this
electro1178: no one knows who you really are tho
JewToast: my clients have genuine problems, they don't want to come to some jew shyster who sues people for no good reason
JewToast: what have you gotten yourself into electro?
electro1178: into fun
JewToast: yes, but that fun has consequences
JewToast: and I know your name, Jeffrey Wellman, you will recieve a summons
electro1178: also, I don't care about people's comments on my weight as I always remember:
JewToast: you ever been to court? you know it will break your momma's heart
electro1178: "Fat people don't get cold."
JewToast: what does that have to do with anything?
electro1178: And its so true.
JewToast: that may be true, but it is irrelevent
JewToast: and fat people do get cold, and when they freeze to death out in the arctic, they are the first ones to be eaten, for their nutritious blubber
electro1178: tp:
JewToast: first the gay bashing allegations, now this
JewToast: what is going on in that criminal head of yours?
electro1178: oh
JewToast: and you won't be able to plead insanity, because autism isn't really an illness, it is just made up
JewToast: like anorexia
JewToast: electro, you there, honey?
JewToast: sugar?
JewToast: muffin?
JewToast: sweety?
JewToast: ubergods?
JewToast: who are they?
JewToast: ELECTRO
JewToast: ELECTRO YOU ARE FAT
electro1178: thank you.
JewToast: you are swimming in your own ass
JewToast: how's the temperature?
JewToast: electro
JewToast: how come you don't return my calls no more?
electro1178: *sings* "Take Note...Go Vote... That you want MEEEEEEEE......... IN D.C." *plays flute*
JewToast: you know flute?
JewToast: who are you voting for, electro?
electro1178: I am voting for (flush, ring ring, ZAPPO! bling bling)
JewToast: I voted for him last election
electro1178: who
JewToast: (flush, ring ring, ZAPPO! bling bling)
JewToast: I voted for Gore
JewToast: and you know what happened?
JewToast: George Bush took my vote, checked it to see if I had voted for HIM, and ripped it up, just like he did to thousands of others
electro1178: I didnt vote gore
JewToast: you were 14
electro1178: yup
electro1178: so I couldnt vote
JewToast: and autistic
electro1178: nope, I can vote
JewToast: I hope they don't let you anywhere near a polling booth
electro1178: its my first time voting
electro1178: I didnt need to go to one
JewToast: well, which lucky candidate will get your vote?
JewToast: are you going to give the loser a red rose, indicating who you picked?
electro1178: well
electro1178: republician = rich
electro1178: therefore, bush would help the richie richs...
JewToast: yeah, so vote for them, if they have plenty of money they obviously know how to handle the stuff
electro1178: no
JewToast: NO?
electro1178: they are greed bastards
JewToast: yeah
JewToast: I heard George W is setting up death camps in the Middle East
electro1178: why would bush raise taxes on us while giving them rich fucks a tax break?
JewToast: Contracted Haliburton to build them
JewToast: my sentiments exactly
electro1178: Bill Gates is rich as well, tax him like 30 billion, no big deal there.
JewToast: yeah, tax him 4 times his annual income each year
JewToast: sounds like a plan
electro1178: his ass has enough money, he can always make it back
JewToast: yeah
electro1178: he earns like 60 cents every minute
JewToast: only he is actually only a shareholder
JewToast: so he doesn't really have that much money
JewToast: and he doesn't really have an income
JewToast: but yeah, tax him a lot
JewToast: give it back to the rest of us
electro1178: schools need it...
JewToast: yeah
electro1178: hell yeah
JewToast: niggers need it
JewToast: for the projects
electro1178: a few billion to my school would make it kick ass.
JewToast: yeah
electro1178: yup
electro1178: too bad no one has done shit about it.
JewToast: you could have virtual reality in every classroom
electro1178: that would rox
JewToast: and Ghengis Kahn could take you on a tour of Virtual Mongolia, and the Hun Empire
electro1178: playing doom for science class.. that would rock
JewToast: yeah
JewToast: because schoolwork sucks
electro1178: yup
electro1178: I want to get A+ from kicking hell's ass
JewToast: they should just fill the classrooms with whores, and everyone just fucks all the time
electro1178: science is involved like, building teleporters...
JewToast: and the whole place stinks of sex all the time
electro1178: and hell breaks loose
JewToast: yeah
JewToast: exactly
electro1178: yea, that might work too
JewToast: Vote Bush/Cheney '04
JewToast: you've convinced me
electro1178: sex ed actually involves that
JewToast: yeah I know, saw it on a movie once
electro1178: vote bush, and he'll just ruin america
JewToast: while lining his own pocket
electro1178: I haven't seen much improvement from his ass for 4 years
JewToast: oh, don't get me started
electro1178: my schools had to cut days
electro1178: budget cuts
electro1178: BAH
electro1178: then theres all kinda o shit
JewToast: entire days?
JewToast: you mean you don't get to go to school saturday and sunday anymore?
electro1178: cut days as in, closing school for a few days...
JewToast: yeah
electro1178: last year, the year had to be cut short 13 days...
JewToast: yeah, just as well you don't pay for it
JewToast: otherwise you would be up there all like "I want a refund, bitches"
electro1178: then people tried to make some vote measure to try and make a tax to fund the schools,
electro1178: we said Fuck you to them so the schools had to budget cut...
JewToast: good idea
electro1178: they cannot hold a fucking budget...
electro1178: schools are cuting days and the year short
JewToast: ....slips through their paws
electro1178: and where the fuck are these teachers getting new cars from? HMMMM....
JewToast: not 365.25 days long anymore?
JewToast: yeah, probably from Iraq
JewToast: they are probably making Iraqis build them, then ship them back here
electro1178: Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-28 01:23:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
That was actually pretty funny.
JewToast: on black hawk helicopters
JewToast: do you like Kristen?
electro1178: in what way?
JewToast: like, jerk off over her photos
electro1178: I seen her pic somewhere around uber...
electro1178: not like that
JewToast: no, for her personality
electro1178: no
JewToast: so you don't like her at all
JewToast: me neither, she is a fucking bitch
electro1178: From my point of view, I do find her cute... but I dont jerk off to them... no...
JewToast: so what do you jerk off to?
JewToast: hopefully not my photo
electro1178: I dont jerk off.
JewToast: oh shit, I'm an idiot
JewToast: you must be fucking hoes every day, why would you need to?
JewToast: you a bit of a ladies man?
JewToast: ok, that was rude
JewToast: so you ever been in any fights, like a streetfight?
electro1178: hihihihowareyoudoinghuhhuhhuhyeahiamjustkickinbackchillinandnoidontstreetfightmaniplaydoom3andshit
kickdemonassYEAHsohowareyouhuhhuhhuh
JewToast: you are a streetfighting man?
electro1178: nononoiamnot
JewToast: cause summer's here and the time is right for fighting in the street, boy
JewToast: don't go off playing your computer games, don't be like that
electro1178: ggggg
electro1178: ilikegamesw00w00gamesforallyoubet
JewToast: you play sport?
JewToast: I don't mean deathball, I mean like baseball or something
electro1178: iambuildindoomedIIgameanditkicksassyoukilldemonsandshititsorox
electro1178: ooooodeathballgoodfuckinideaforagame
electro1178: goodgood
JewToast: Autism: Symptoms: not being able to seperate words in a sentence with spaces
JewToast: no, it has been done
JewToast: it is already a game
JewToast: that was the point
electro1178: I am talking without spaces to present talkingtoofastw00
JewToast: but I already read fast
JewToast: at an 8th grade level
electro1178: goodgood
JewToast: you gotten your period yet?
electro1178: wouldyouliketoseeabeepbeep?
*** electro1178 wants to directly connect.
*** electro1178 is now directly connected.
electro1178: beepbeep
JewToast: wow
JewToast: it's everything I ever imagined, and more
JewToast: is it an african baby with a bloated stomach?
electro1178: its a car from overhead view?
JewToast: I'm not seeing it
JewToast: but that could just be the masturbation symptoms again
electro1178: Would you like to take a survey?
electro1178: good
JewToast: yeah
electro1178: Question #1: On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate ubersite?
JewToast: oh, 10, definitely
electro1178: Question #2: If you could change one thing about ubersite, what would it be?
JewToast: Nothing, it is beautiful as it is
electro1178: Question #3: On a scale of 10 to 6, how much does bart kick ass?
JewToast: with 10 being the best?
electro1178: it must be higher than 10 but lower than 6
JewToast: oh, an infinite number
electro1178: or just say 10 or 6...
JewToast: ok, 10
electro1178: Excellent, Question #5, On a scale of A to Z, what the hell happen to question 4?
JewToast: weird, where did it go?
electro1178: Thank you for taking the survey.
JewToast: you're welcome
electro1178: Wasn't that fun?
JewToast: now would you mind taking my survey?
electro1178: sure
JewToast: pl
JewToast: Question #1: On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the worst, how bad does your mom's pussy stink?
electro1178: [skips question]
JewToast: ok
JewToast: but you can't keep doing that
JewToast: I'm sure she has some panties lying around at your sniffing disposal
JewToast: but I'll let it slide
JewToast: Question #2: If you could bring two objects with you into heaven, what would they be?
electro1178: my computer, and candy.
JewToast: that is a very obese answer, I like it
JewToast: Question #3: If you had to choose one family member to fist you, who would it be?
electro1178: [skips question]
JewToast: no, I said I would only let it slide once
JewToast: you have to answer
electro1178: [skips question]
JewToast: is that his or her name?
electro1178: [I reserve the right to refuse to answer any question.]
electro1178: [skips question]
JewToast: skips?
JewToast: is skips your sister?
JewToast: Question #4: You have said in the past that because you are fat and autistic, you will never get drafted. What do you have to say to the 1000+ Americans out in the Iraq who have already been killed or injured because people like yourself refuse to do your duty and part for your country?
electro1178: I salute them for fighting for this country and for kicking Iraq's ass.
JewToast: but you didn't help, and they are dead
electro1178: because I cannot go to war.
JewToast: because you WILL NOT go to war
JewToast: you are 18
electro1178: I cannot be drafted, plus my parents wouldn't let me
JewToast: step up to the plate
electro1178: and I do not wish to get my ass handed to me in iraq...
JewToast: well what do you say to the people, such as myself, who think they should send the fats and the autisms first, to cull them off
electro1178: I rather we just nuke the place flat and all is welll
JewToast: yeah
electro1178: just pull all soldiers back
electro1178: nuke it
electro1178: cut saddam's balls off on live tv
JewToast: yeah, because there aren't any defenseless women or children there
electro1178: wait 10 minutes and watch his suffering
electro1178: then kill him dead
JewToast: that is a very educated answer, I like that
electro1178: then proclaim IRAQ as the new america...
JewToast: yeah, turn it into a resort
JewToast: put an icerink on it or something
electro1178: uh
electro1178: could work
JewToast: yeah
JewToast: good idea
electro1178: but its just opinions is all
JewToast: yeah, well Hitler just had an opinion, and people liked that opinion, so
JewToast: so you may as well try to get yourself heard
electro1178: its not like they really are gonna nuke iraq... but if they did, it could be awesome.
JewToast: get that opinion out there
JewToast: oh, it would be just like Hiroshima and Nagasaki
*** electro1178 direct connection is closed.
JewToast: I have a whole book full of photos of them
JewToast: people melting, throwing up what was probably green bile
JewToast: it was in black and white of course, so they probably just staged the whole thing
JewToast: you know, those fucking japs, just trying to get sympathy, lying, as if we would nuclear bomb their shitty country
JewToast: they are just like the iraqis, they say, oh you bad man you very bad man, you smart bombs hit my orphanage
JewToast: bullshit, everyone knows there are no orphanages out there, or hospitals
JewToast: you there, I'm getting a bit lonely
JewToast: yo electro, I got a picture to send you
*** jewtoast wants to directly connect.
*** electro1178 ignores request; no connection was made.
electro1178: I gotta go!
JewToast: NO
electro1178: its super late man
electro1178: O.o
JewToast: DREAM OF ME
JewToast: TOUCH YOURSELF
electro1178: O.O
electro1178: uh
electro1178: you sick freaky
JewToast: touch yourself in your special place
JewToast: and think of me
JewToast: I'll be thinking of you
electro1178: touch my feet?
JewToast: nah, your balls
JewToast: sweet dreams
*** electro1178 signed off at Thu Oct 28 16:08:20 2004.
End of electro1178 buffer: Thu Oct 28 16:08:29 2004
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 23:01:35 EST (#)
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What the fuck is this?
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:59:05 EST (#)
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Fucking idiot. He stole the question routine from a Something Awful article; http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2181&p=2
Retard.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-11-14 13:56:34 EST (#)
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electro1178: playing doom for science class.. that would rock
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What an idiot fucker.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-10-29 11:05:19 EDT (#)
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This was boring.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-29 10:03:46 EDT (#)
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JewToast: and fat people do get cold, and when they freeze to death out in the arctic, they are the first ones to be eaten, for their nutritious blubber
You embarrassed me in the lab. I sprayed spit all over the LCD screen, you ass.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-29 09:28:44 EDT (#)
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YOU SPAWNED HOMOSEXUALITY SO I'M NOT SCARED OF YOUR THREATS
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-10-29 09:28:28 EDT (#)
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Auto minus 2 for posting fucking AIM bollocks
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-29 08:31:22 EDT (#)
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THIS IS NOT ME, JUST FOR THE RECORD
Someone else has the Jewtoast AIM name, point your accusatory fingers elsewhere.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-29 08:29:50 EDT (#)
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I thought this was going to be funny until you started in on his weight.
That's just awful and cruel.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-10-29 03:50:54 EDT (#)
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The funniest thing about this post is discovering Electro is a liberal.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-10-29 03:28:01 EDT (#)
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booooooooooring
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:18:00 EDT (#)
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Hoplite...haha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:16:08 EDT (#)
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That's it, im coming to frenchland and kicking your ass.
OH, BY THE WAY, YOUR SALAD DRESSING SUCKS
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:13:37 EDT (#)
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HOPLITE!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:09:49 EDT (#)
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DECEASE YOU GREEK/TURKISH (you're the same) FETA EATING CUNT!
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-28 23:54:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by butterball (user info) at 2004-10-28 23:39:25 EDT (#)
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Gay, Gay, Gay.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-28 23:25:22 EDT (#)
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DIE WHITE FLAG WAVING PIRATE SCUM!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-28 23:22:11 EDT (#)
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Uh oh, Caulain and Method are fighting.
Time to get the video recorder.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-28 23:15:05 EDT (#)
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greek scum
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-28 23:11:29 EDT (#)
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I highly doubt that, Caul, you flacid French fag
Submitted by Negative_Two_Mang (user info) at 2004-10-28 23:07:02 EDT (#)
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Electro will always be the special little boy Bart loves with all his heart.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-28 23:05:56 EDT (#)
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J'ai un plus gros pénis que Méthod et ÉJ alors cet argument est de la merde d'avance.
French wine renders me stupid. Gnaaaaaaa!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-28 23:04:21 EDT (#)
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3, actually, but who's counting.
haha AJ you suck
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-28 23:02:25 EDT (#)
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You did one fuckin post.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-28 22:56:21 EDT (#)
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Agent Smith was funny when I was at the helm.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-28 22:39:47 EDT (#)
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Wow. ANOTHER AIM convo. Sssssssuper.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-28 22:34:47 EDT (#)
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I can't believe people finished this.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-28 22:26:27 EDT (#)
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Stoned Silly has completely lost it. That is mildly amusing in itself.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-28 22:20:08 EDT (#)
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now to break...
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-10-28 22:10:12 EDT (#)
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JewToast: what have you gotten yourself into electro?
electro1178: into fun
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I'm sorry, that was the best part. Sounds like something you'd see on a saturday morning commercial.
*Billy's playing happily*
Mom- Billy, what have you gotten yourself into?
Billy- Into fun!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-28 22:09:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-28 22:03:18 EDT (#)
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It started very dull, but near the end it got really good.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-28 21:58:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-10-28 21:53:53 (#)
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Didn't Agent Smith start out funny? What the hell happened? I fell asleep halfway through this. Does anyone know how it ended?
:'(
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-28 21:56:06 EDT (#)
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Go for it. It is a shared SN, dickfuck. JewToast and Agent Smith.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-28 21:54:26 EDT (#)
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Squattail, do I really have to post the logs of you SAYING you're squattail?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-28 21:54:02 EDT (#)
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That was fucking hilarious.
Autism: "electro1178: he earns like 60 cents every minute"
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-10-28 21:53:53 EDT (#)
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Didn't Agent Smith start out funny? What the hell happened? I fell asleep halfway through this. Does anyone know how it ended?
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-10-28 21:51:54 EDT (#)
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ill be the first
WTF! I'm not reading all that!
besides, AIM logs are queer.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-10-28 21:50:45 EDT (#)
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uh.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-28 21:44:56 EDT (#)
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-2 cause this was lame
+4 cause you got me to read this
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-28 21:43:28 EDT (#)
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This isn't me, you dumb shit.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-28 21:38:06 EDT (#)
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Auto -2 squattail.
Auto +2 (don't rate the user.)
Auto -2 AIM LOGS.