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Joke A Day (April 17, 2000) (876 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -0.71 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by jokeaday.at.jokeaday.com (Joke A Day) at 2000-04-17 00:56:56 EDT


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Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

ugh. this was worse than post #100.

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-10-11 01:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no one wants your e-mail. or at least stupid ones.

Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2004-10-11 01:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2004-10-11 01:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

boo.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-11 01:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Only because I love jokes.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-15 12:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What compelled you to rate this now?

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-15 12:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOOOOOO


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