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Revenge of the disgruntled toenail (1179 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 0.8 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by NYC is like a Graveyard (View user info) at 2004-10-29 00:07:21 EDT


Background: I had my big toe nails removed several years ago because I'm hardcore and all that shit. They put acid in the nail beds to kill them so the nails would never return.

"Is that smoke coming from my toe, doctor?"
"Yeah, good thing it's numb, huh?"

Now, several years later, one of them has started to grow back. Through the scar tissue that forms when you have no nail. I want a fucking refund.

You're goddamn right there's pictures:



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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-29 13:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ewwww!



hA! I laughed!

Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-29 13:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-29 07:16:49 (#)
Ranking: 1

ergh.

When i was tiny and young, a big thing fell on my big toenail. It went purple. I went to hospital. Some nurse stuck a red hot needle through my toenail, into the apparent blood blockage. Some time later, my toenail fell off.

Mum wouldn't let me keep it :(
___

i have three of them, and i kept them all.

maybe it's time for another uber-contest?!?!?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-29 09:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

We REALLY didn't need to see these pictures.... you're a decent writer and a nice safe DESCRIPTION, minus the disgusting retard toe pics, would have been sufficient I think!!

Just an opinion thank you....

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-29 07:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ergh.

When i was tiny and young, a big thing fell on my big toenail. It went purple. I went to hospital. Some nurse stuck a red hot needle through my toenail, into the apparent blood blockage. Some time later, my toenail fell off.

Mum wouldn't let me keep it :(

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-29 06:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-10-29 03:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It looks like a second toe is attempting to grow from the nail.

Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-10-29 02:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that is awesome. i've never heard of anyone getting their toenails removed.

Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2004-10-29 02:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

disgusting. but cool...kinda. i can't believe your penis is starting to grow a nail, that's weird.

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-29 01:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nice job on not reading any reviews past bart's.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:09:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

Even your "healthy" toenail is fucked up. Just chop off your feet.

hahahahaha

Why did you get your toenails removed in the first place? were they diseased? ewwwwww

Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my right toe is actually a trout, hence the spots...

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am gagging and my nutsack has retracted; this makes my fucking skin CRAWL. Thanks!

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

can i lick those?

Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:21:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

UNBAN BARGLED BART!

__

indeed.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

UNBAN BARGLED BART!

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You are different.

Not in a good way.

Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i was a [fairly kick-ass] runner and they kept getting ingrown.

Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

who would ever massage your feet?

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That...is gross. Any particular reason for the toenail removal and toenail bed acid wash? Why the hell am I +2ing this?

Submitted by alexofthehillpeople (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

a very very shy toenail

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Even your "healthy" toenail is fucked up. Just chop off your feet.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What's that thing on your penis again?


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